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 Post subject: Cant believe anyone would sleep with her
PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:26 pm 
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look at the clip of this women who have breatched her asbo for being to loud during sex, she is a right boiler:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8413974.stm

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 Post subject: Re: Cant believe anyone would sleep with her
PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:29 pm 
hahaha!
"the episode"!! :laugh:


*shudders at the thought of it*


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 Post subject: Re: Cant believe anyone would sleep with her
PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:31 pm 
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I'd definitely do the neighbour sober- she'd make louder noises than the bint she's complaining about.

As for Asbo-Woman... :uhoh: bbolt

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 Post subject: Re: Cant believe anyone would sleep with her
PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:32 pm 
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what type of faces were they pulling? They can't have been worse than the ones in that photo

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 Post subject: Re: Cant believe anyone would sleep with her
PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:44 pm 
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She's not even a 12 pint "maybe".


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 Post subject: Re: Cant believe anyone would sleep with her
PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:52 pm 
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Fussy kunts aint you's, i would :uhoh:


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 Post subject: Re: Cant believe anyone would sleep with her
PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:54 pm 
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i,d buck the neibor like if i put the pump on she,d fecking screaming all night :wink:


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 Post subject: Re: Cant believe anyone would sleep with her
PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 6:13 pm 
I like the bit about the postie complaining about the noise. So that's why he just popped the card in without knocking.......


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 Post subject: Re: Cant believe anyone would sleep with her
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poolie bri wrote:
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Jesus christ bri

i dont normally pick up on spelling or owt but thats shockin.

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 Post subject: Re: Cant believe anyone would sleep with her
PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:34 pm 
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No problem sleeping with her, but sex would be out of the question.

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 Post subject: Re: Cant believe anyone would sleep with her
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Yubep wrote:
poolie bri wrote:
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Jesus christ bri

i dont normally pick up on spelling or owt but thats shockin.

rolfl i know is that better NEIGHBOUR clappp


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 Post subject: Re: Cant believe anyone would sleep with her
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ElvisAintDead wrote:
I texted my old workmate to tell him I'd posted the "Dave and Eunice" story on here...he says they are still there, well into their 60's..and STILL banging away, loudly!


Good luck to them I say. :grin:

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 Post subject: Re: Cant believe anyone would sleep with her
PostPosted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 6:16 pm 
grabec wrote:
So that's why he just popped the card in without knocking.......


I don't think it was the card that was the source of all the noise like.......... confised :grin:


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 Post subject: Re: Cant believe anyone would sleep with her
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We had neighbours like that, first time it happened we had company and it led to an extended silent pause followed by laughter. The wife had never heard it, so one night during a particularly loud session we woke her up to come and prove the point, she stood there like Mother Teresa in the Devon, when the cry of "it's in, it's in yeeeees' it's in" came though the walls. We all collapsed in laughter, but our lass was having none of it ...."I know for a fact she's getting a new fire fittef" and stormed off.
It must have been a hell of a fire to get that 'ecstatic' over and a particulary hard working installer to be doing it at half past midnight. :laugh:

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