What should I buy our lass???

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:26 pm

Ive got a few xmas gifts for her but I need some inspiration for something else. Ideally no more than £50 as Ive already spent a fair bit.

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:41 pm

I like burying my head into an expensively perfumed body after ive had to pay over the odds for it , if this helps ..

alleztfc · **Posted:** Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:50 pm

Do they sell a perfume for cattle?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37769

Sussex07 wrote:

I like burying my head into an expensively perfumed body after ive had to pay over the odds for it , if this helps ..

..we call it nechrophilia in Hartlepool.

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:19 pm

Grave wrote:

Ive got a few xmas gifts for her but I need some inspiration for something else. Ideally no more than £50 as Ive already spent a fair bit.

an iron???

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:46 pm

have you tried asking her what she would like,at least that way you would get her something she wanted rather than something that gets stuck in a drawer

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

iwantoneofthose.com is quite useful.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Dec 12, 2009 1:07 am

A Goat!!!! :coool:

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Dec 12, 2009 6:08 am

I got four cans of Guinness for our lass. :grin:

I thought it was a fair swap...... bbolt

With thanks obviously to Les Dawson... clappp

poolie bri · **Posted:** Sat Dec 12, 2009 11:37 am

i havent a clue what to get our lass ive asked and she said surprise me banghead

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

iwantoneofthose.com is quite useful.

and expensive. Good place for ideas though.

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Sat Dec 12, 2009 11:57 am

Two words... Giant Toblerone.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sat Dec 12, 2009 12:15 pm

threepintwonder wrote:

have you tried asking her what she would like,at least that way you would get her something she wanted rather than something that gets stuck in a drawer

cheers but already asked her what she wants and I have got those things but I want to get her a surprise too. hmmm

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Sat Dec 12, 2009 1:19 pm

poolie bri wrote:

i havent a clue what to get our lass ive asked and she said surprise me banghead

Tell her youre a transvestite

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Sat Dec 12, 2009 1:24 pm

Grave wrote:

I want to get her a surprise too. hmmm

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Sat Dec 12, 2009 1:25 pm

threepintwonder wrote:

get her something she wanted

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37769

GroovyCrimes wrote:

poolie bri wrote:

i havent a clue what to get our lass ive asked and she said surprise me banghead

Tell her youre a transvestite

er, ... that was last years surprise, .. or shock, as the paramedics called it at the time. :wink:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37769

GroovyCrimes wrote:

threepintwonder wrote:

get her something she wanted

A couple of random numbers on the side, a star filled background and it would pass for a 'space freighter' on Red Dwarf.

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Sat Dec 12, 2009 2:28 pm

Snowy wrote:

GroovyCrimes wrote:

threepintwonder wrote:

get her something she wanted

A couple of random numbers on the side, a star filled background and it would pass for a 'space freighter' on Red Dwarf.

It IS a space fighter from Red Dwarf

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37769

..and the batteries for intergalactic travel...? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'S...?

alleztfc · **Posted:** Sat Dec 12, 2009 3:44 pm

Looks like a fookin power-drill or something.
Is it a Black and Deck-her? :shock:

grabec · **Posted:** Sat Dec 12, 2009 4:16 pm

Grave wrote:

Ive got a few xmas gifts for her but I need some inspiration for something else. Ideally no more than £50 as Ive already spent a fair bit.

I'd have to know what Mrs Grave is like before I could possibly answer this....

But one possibility is to pay for her to have an evening out with Sussex. She will appreciate you more afterwards. :wink:

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Dec 12, 2009 4:36 pm

poolie bri wrote:

i havent a clue what to get our lass ive asked and she said surprise me banghead

Wash your cock?? confised

Soz, Mr Bri, I'm on the Mr Mutley shift, few nice cold Liq's and a good slug of red wine while listening to the game... :grin:

Frodraff · **Posted:** Sun Dec 13, 2009 1:26 pm

[/quote]A couple of random numbers on the side, a star filled background and it would pass for a 'space freighter' on Red Dwarf.[/quote]

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What, like this.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37769

Frodraff wrote:

A couple of random numbers on the side, a star filled background and it would pass for a 'space freighter' on Red Dwarf.[/quote]

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What, like this.[/quote]
That'll do nicely... :wink:

er, does it have warp drive...? or should that be warped drive?

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Sun Dec 13, 2009 1:50 pm

Frodraff wrote:

A couple of random numbers on the side, a star filled background and it would pass for a 'space freighter' on Red Dwarf.[/quote]

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What, like this.[/quote]

clappp

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