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If you could borrow someones face to scare the kids on halloween whose would it be
1 POK 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
2 OO 3%  3%  [ 1 ]
3 Fetish_bob(Im not out of it) 25%  25%  [ 9 ]
4 Elvis 6%  6%  [ 2 ]
5 Mr I 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
6 Tax paying Poolie 6%  6%  [ 2 ]
7 Mr Ripper 8%  8%  [ 3 ]
8 Spender 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
9 No6 bus 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
10 Madjohn 3%  3%  [ 1 ]
11 H99 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
12 Codyakker 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
13 Lord Smythe 3%  3%  [ 1 ]
14 Parmo 28%  28%  [ 10 ]
15 Mutley 17%  17%  [ 6 ]
16 Someone else( name them though) 3%  3%  [ 1 ]
Total votes : 36
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Fetish_Bob
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Off the bunker, for halloween, to scare the kids whose would it be ?????

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They all are an ugly bunch :grin:
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can we rub the faces in white dog shit before we give them back?

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Salty
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speaking as the most handsome on the board, its a good fookin job my name wasn't on that list else there'd have been war to pay!


fetish bob btw, ugly as sin :grin:
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I'm gonna piss this surely!!!!

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poolie bri
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why wasnt my name up there i scare my kids every day :wink:
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Obafemi Obsession
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Looks like you're the winner Bob! rolfl rolfl
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parmopooly
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I demand a recount!!! I'm the scariest ugliest bastard on here and no mistake!!

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Mr Ripper
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I demand a recount!!! I'm the scariest ugliest bastard on here and no mistake!!


I've voted for you mate. :wink: :laugh:

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Snowy
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You think you've got problems, it's my fecking birthday :evil: ....
Thanks Mam, would it have hurt to hang on a bit longer. :roll:

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You think you've got problems, it's my fecking birthday :evil: ....
Thanks Mam, would it have hurt to hang on a bit longer. :roll:


I'd guess that gave a few on here an 'Aha, all is explained' moment. :laugh:

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Snowy
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Frodraff wrote:
Snowy wrote:
You think you've got problems, it's my fecking birthday :evil: ....
Thanks Mam, would it have hurt to hang on a bit longer. :roll:


I'd guess that gave a few on here an 'Aha, all is explained' moment. :laugh:

Very true, but the number on here keeping quiet about April 1st is no ones business. :wink: :laugh:

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I've voted for you mate. :wink: :laugh:


aye you know who your true friends are at times like this!!! Fancy all those voting for Fetish Bob!!!

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Mr Ripper
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I've voted for you mate. :wink: :laugh:


aye you know who your true friends are at times like this!!! Fancy all those voting for Fetish Bob!!!


I'd voted for you before I read the posts too! :shock: :uhoh: :laugh:

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The Fat Man
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Salty.

However, he needs to be either

a) looking through a magnifying glass; or

b) 'dressed up like the cure'.

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Spender
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 7:08 pm 
I'd have to vote for Mr Parmo like, that's a face only a mother could slap..... :grin: :grin:

Mind she'd need really big hands..... :coool: :coool:
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parmopooly
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that Kenny Everett evangelist character could manage it

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poolie 95
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i think it has to be groovy rolfl
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Salty
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 8:13 pm 
The Fat Man wrote:
Salty.

However, he needs to be either

a) looking through a magnifying glass; or

b) 'dressed up like the cure'.



are you stalking me??!!!!
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Parmo is catching up on Fetish Bob. Who hasn't voted yet? We've discussed the importance of voting over the last week, so get yours registered.

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Spender
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parmopooly wrote:
that Kenny Everett evangelist character could manage it


Brother Lee Love :grin: :grin:
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The Fat Man
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Salty wrote:
The Fat Man wrote:
Salty.

However, he needs to be either

a) looking through a magnifying glass; or

b) 'dressed up like the cure'.



are you stalking me??!!!!


Well you do keep on putting these pictures up here!

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Salty
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 3:05 pm 
oh aye,,,,,,,,
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grabec
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 3:30 pm 
Right, so I've got the pumpkin now. Is it Fetish or parmo?
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Well I've voted for Mr Ripper (no need to thank me good sir)
Unfortunately I havn't come across Mr Bob or Parmo (I don't think) so i don't know how ugly you's really are.
Looking at the votes cast though, VERY! :laugh:
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Mr Ripper
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kev_hufc wrote:
Well I've voted for Mr Ripper (no need to thank me good sir)
Unfortunately I havn't come across Mr Bob or Parmo (I don't think) so i don't know how ugly you's really are.
Looking at the votes cast though, VERY! :laugh:


You obviously haven't met me either then! :wink: :laugh:

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kev_hufc
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I think the stats speak for themselves bbolt
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grabec
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 5:22 pm 
Right, Fetish and parmo are absent, so I'll model the pumpkin on you, Mr Ripper. Would you like triangular eyes and a square mouth, or the other way round?
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Cornelius Atweasle
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You obviously haven't met me either then! :wink: :laugh:


Don't put yourself down, mate. You're good looking for a ginger. bbolt
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I would like to concur with the whole board in not voting for me. After all, I am a multi beautiful champion.
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grabec
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Mr I wrote:
I would like to concur with the whole board in not voting for me. After all, I am a multi beautiful champion.


I don't think you're allowed to concur with not doing things. confised
Anyway, lots of us haven't been voted for, so you can't say you've won yet.
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Cornelius Atweasle
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Proof that moisturising works. :laugh:
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MutleyRules
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:53 pm 
Who was the other 2 tvvats that voted for me???? sctatchinghead rage

:grin:


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Who was the other 2 tvvats that voted for me???? sctatchinghead rage

:grin:

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MutleyRules
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Now there's 3 Tvvats!!!! rage rage


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