Definitive Pools Song List

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Mon Sep 21, 2009 9:56 am

The borstal song.

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

Stand up if you hate Darlo

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:02 am

With an H and an A and a R, T, L...

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:29 am

give us an Aitch - give us an ayy - give us an arr - give us me tea - give em ell - give us an ell - give us an oh - err, hang on, err give us a bee - no that's not it - can any fu-cker here spell?

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:53 am

referee,referee we can pay you more than them
we can pay you more than them

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

"Hey, hey up and away............"

Forgot the next bit :uhoh:

Compo · **Posted:** Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:47 am

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

"Hey, hey up and away............"

Forgot the next bit :uhoh:

we will never give up the fight the army blue and white

Compo · **Posted:** Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:48 am

chrissy, chrissy freestone................ bbolt

HUFC Poolie · **Posted:** Mon Sep 21, 2009 12:35 pm

What about a singing in the rain one for Mr Humps :laugh:

From his stag

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Mon Sep 21, 2009 1:03 pm

Behan behan behan behan behan behan behan behan.
To the pink panther theme.

When the ball hits the goal its not Lampard or Cole its our Boydie.
To the thats amoure song.

Andy Monk andy monk flying down the wing andy monk andy monk showing off his skill scores with his right scores with his left andy monk andy monk andy monk.
To the robin hood theme

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Mon Sep 21, 2009 1:09 pm

To the tune of "You're going home in a Poolie ambulance",

"The referee* is a fookin paedophile".

*insert any other name here** if one of the linesman or one of their players is asking for it.

** Not my name like.

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Sep 21, 2009 1:22 pm

ElvisAintDead wrote:

"My Old Man Said Follow The Van"

whats the words after 'fucked em in the alley'?!

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Mon Sep 21, 2009 1:24 pm

We lost our way and didn't no where to turn.

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Sep 21, 2009 1:26 pm

.......................and.............????!!

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Compo wrote:

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

"Hey, hey up and away............"

Forgot the next bit :uhoh:

we will never give up the fight the army blue and white

Wasnt it "whereever the blue sky shining" or something??

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Sep 21, 2009 2:36 pm

threepintwonder wrote:

referee,referee we can pay you more than them
we can pay you more than them

"All we want is a decent referee, a decent referee, a decent referee!" :laugh:

poolie bri · **Posted:** Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:51 pm

ElvisAintDead wrote:

So....

So far we've got...

United clappp

Hartlepool, Hartlepool, Hartlepool.

Haway The lads, Haway.

Two Little Boys

We Don't Care About Darlo

Me Brothers In Borstal

My Old Man Said Follow The Van

With an H and an A and an R and a T

Singing In The Rain

We Are Hartlepool

And It's Hart-le-Pool, Hartlepool FC

Chrissy Turners Blue And White Army

Proud To Be A Poolie

Wise Men Say

Lets All Have A Disco

One Step Beyond

We Are The Poolies

please not wise men say its a mackem song

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:52 pm

Harry Roberts?

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:53 pm

Charlie had a pigeon?

poolie bri · **Posted:** Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:55 pm

Mr Ripper wrote:

Harry Roberts?

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:56 pm

We've got Andy Andy Andy Andy Monkhouse on the wing, on the wing...

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:57 pm

I had a wheelbarrow but the wheel fell off?

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:57 pm

there's only two andy goram's

poolie bri · **Posted:** Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:03 pm

ElvisAintDead wrote:

poolie bri wrote:

ElvisAintDead wrote:

So....

So far we've got...

United clappp

Hartlepool, Hartlepool, Hartlepool.

Haway The lads, Haway.

Two Little Boys

We Don't Care About Darlo

Me Brothers In Borstal

My Old Man Said Follow The Van

With an H and an A and an R and a T

Singing In The Rain

We Are Hartlepool

And It's Hart-le-Pool, Hartlepool FC

Chrissy Turners Blue And White Army

Proud To Be A Poolie

Wise Men Say

Lets All Have A Disco

One Step Beyond

We Are The Poolies

please not wise men say its a mackem song

Is it?? I've never been! :wink:

me niether :laugh:

alleztfc · **Posted:** Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:38 pm

back to the sparse old days, I always liked;

There's only one of us signing,
Two of us sing-ing,
There's only three of us sing-ing,
Four of us singing... rage

you get the picture...

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:48 am

I'm fine thank you, nice of you to ask! How are you?

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:56 am

I have previously answered the question. But as you weren't paying attention, 3 Billingham Poolies will be moving out of the Town End in to the Chanters Corner, 1 will be absent at Uni, and PC is still considering her options.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:58 am

Well I reckon that in addition to my Andy Monkhouse song suggestion on the previous page we try and get some songs going for individual players if the intention is to "get them going".

E.g. James Brown, is a superstar (ok a bit basic but you get the gist)

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12368

E I E I E I O...or have we given up on that one??

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Wed Sep 23, 2009 10:50 am

WELL?

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Wed Sep 23, 2009 11:14 am

Adam Boyd, Adam Boyd running down the street
Adam Boyd, Adam Boyd with nothing on his feet
His life's not a bore
But we know that he'll score
Adam Boyd, Adam Boyd.

poolie bri · **Posted:** Wed Sep 23, 2009 11:57 am

ADG wrote:

Right. Momentum.

Its time to keep this thread up top. So, any more songs?

And can we all confirm that we will be in attendance? Apart from those that cant make the match of course.

And can someone tell the club to remind the stewards of this momentous occasion. I can just see it now. We get there saturday,only to be turned away at he gate with the wrong tickets. :laugh:

Anyone mind if I just take my place in the choir, you wouldnt want me singing any solo's. :uhoh:

As long as Mr Ed gets the weekend off, I reckon there will be about 10 in our crowd, from the town end going in there. Mostly kids but its about time they were educated. :grin:

steely lads be there

P.M.T. · **Joined:** Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:14 pm **Posts:** 968

" You don't know what your doing, you don't know what your doing " bbolt

poolie bri · **Posted:** Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:33 pm

Mr Ripper wrote:

Charlie had a pigeon?

if i had the wings of a sparrow

Compo · **Posted:** Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:35 pm

who ate all the pies

poolie bri · **Posted:** Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:37 pm

Compo wrote:

who ate all the pies

that would be me :laugh:

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:41 pm

poolie bri wrote:

Mr Ripper wrote:

Charlie had a pigeon?

if i had the wings of a sparrow

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:25 pm

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

We lost our way and didn't no where to turn.

whats next???
I know it ends with summat about poolies being the hardest in the land........ :uhoh:

hardest!!

I'm rock me

poolie bri · **Posted:** Wed Sep 23, 2009 1:28 pm

Salty wrote:

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

We lost our way and didn't no where to turn.

whats next???
I know it ends with summat about poolies being the hardest in the land........ :uhoh:

hardest!!

I'm rock me

we not afraid we,re pooly boot boys we the hardest in the land :laugh:

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:15 pm

danka shoon

poolie bri · **Posted:** Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:16 pm

Salty wrote:

danka shoon

welcome

seatonwasp · **Joined:** Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:44 pm **Posts:** 135

something different how about the following to the tune of "the yellow rose of texas"

its the greatest little football team that england ever knew
hartlepool united the colours white and blue
you can talk about your chelseas and c'#nts from overseas
but hartlepool united are the only team for me
:grin:

Jonny · **Posted:** Wed Sep 23, 2009 11:18 pm

poolie bri wrote:

Salty wrote:

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

We lost our way and didn't no where to turn.

whats next???
I know it ends with summat about poolies being the hardest in the land........ :uhoh:

hardest!!

I'm rock me

we not afraid we,re pooly boot boys we the hardest in the land :laugh:

I always thought it was

My old man
said follow the van
and don't dilly dally on the way
off went the train with the pools boys in it
we took darlo in half a minute
we dillied we dallied
we f***ed them in the alley
we lost our way and didn't know where to go
but we don't care - we're the poolie boys - we're the hardest in the land.
United.

Haven't sung that for a long time though....

My favourite is Hartle Hartle Hartle Pool to the tune of Pian Pian Pianoo.......

Kiansmom · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:13 pm **Posts:** 43

She wore, she wore, she wore a Yellow Ribbon,
She wore it from the Spring time,
Till the merry month of May,
And when I asked, her why the hell she wore it,
She wore it for the Walsall fan far far away,
Far away, far away, when the Walsall boys play away,
We won't be far away, far away, far away....

:grin:

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

"Theres only 1 TreeWithHamster,
1 TreeWithHamster...............!"

Jonny · **Posted:** Wed Sep 23, 2009 11:37 pm

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

"Theres only 1 TreeWithHamster,
1 TreeWithHamster...............!"

i've never heard that one...

thetownendfaithful · **Posted:** Wed Sep 23, 2009 11:43 pm

We are the Bunker
The mighty Bunker
And we are mental
And we are mad
And were the loyalist poolies supporters
This town as ever had :grin:

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:42 am

ADG wrote:

For old times sake we have to sing "Somebodys nicked my sombrero."

You most certainly do. Or I'll knack the lorroyez. :evil:

I shall have my ears pinned to the speakers and any underperformance will be frowned upon. :coool:

lestakev · **Posted:** Thu Sep 24, 2009 6:07 am

It was in fair dublin city..... I first set my eyes on sweet dickie malone

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Sep 24, 2009 6:15 am

No, but you could sing about Denis Behan, even if he is from Cork.....

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