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LeicesterPoolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 5:48 pm **Posts:** 1278

he won't be picking his nose , for a while :roll:

alleztfc · **Posted:** Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:57 pm

Ha!

Crocs 1 v 0 Chinese Croc-baiters.

Result.

Mind, they don't show the bit after where the croc was taken out the back and turned into a pair of brogues. :shock:

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:03 pm

I thought that was really funny .. :laugh:

.Does that make me cruel

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:16 pm

Ouuch!

Its funny but at the end when the croc is just sat there with its mouth open, it almost looks as if it is smiling and content with itself. :laugh:

grabec · **Posted:** Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:23 pm

Grave wrote:

Ouuch!

Its funny but at the end when the croc is just sat there with its mouth open, it almost looks as if it is smiling and content with itself. :laugh:

Nice idea. Unfortunately for you, Alice thought of it first!

How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spreads his claws,
And welcomes little fishes in
With gently smiling jaws.

Compo · **Posted:** Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:29 pm

who is alice

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:33 pm

she lives next door

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:36 pm

I reckon that's in Thailand, I've seen a similar show myself. People sliding on their stomachs and kissing the beast, and waving to the crowd smiling whilst their full head is inside the crocs mouth.

All to the 'Hawaii five-O' music.

One of the funniest things I've ever seen. Only bettered by little Bears dressed in waistcoats riding bykes in Vietnam.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:45 pm

Grabec wrote:

Grave wrote:

Ouuch!

Its funny but at the end when the croc is just sat there with its mouth open, it almost looks as if it is smiling and content with itself. :laugh:

Nice idea. Unfortunately for you, Alice thought of it first!

How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spreads his claws,
And welcomes little fishes in
With gently smiling jaws.

Alice? Who the f*** is Alice

grabec · **Posted:** Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:54 pm

Good grief...are you two seriously telling me you've not read Alice in Wonderland? You must have had a deprived childhood. :wink:

Frodraff · **Posted:** Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:41 pm

He lived down the road from us at Daresbury did Lewis Caroll. It's a bit different now, a couple of weeks ago it was the location for the Cream Fields festival........dance music apparently.

Incidentally Daresbury is also the home of Duttons Machinery supplies where I bought my strimmer that was subsequently nicked by a scouser in Halewood.

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:44 pm

Frodraff wrote:

He lived down the road from us at Daresbury did Lewis Caroll. It's a bit different now, a couple of weeks ago it was the location for the Cream Fields festival........dance music apparently.

Incidentally Daresbury is also the home of Duttons Machinery supplies where I bought my strimmer that was subsequently nicked by a scouser in Halewood.

You had to get it in, didn't you!! :grin:

Frodraff · **Posted:** Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:48 pm

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

Frodraff wrote:

He lived down the road from us at Daresbury did Lewis Caroll. It's a bit different now, a couple of weeks ago it was the location for the Cream Fields festival........dance music apparently.

Incidentally Daresbury is also the home of Duttons Machinery supplies where I bought my strimmer that was subsequently nicked by a scouser in Halewood.

You had to get it in, didn't you!! :grin:

Don't egg me on, there's retribution for hijacking a thread on the way I'm sure.

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:48 pm

I'd post my pictures of pulling some suicidal Chinese lass out of the Croc pit at the local zoo but they're on disc and I can't be arsed.

She did two of my ribs though and I couldn't breathe for three days except through me ears..... :evil:

Dugoutpaddy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 1772

Ha'way man Spender you have to let us see them now!! confised

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Wed Sep 16, 2009 6:54 pm

Dugoutpaddy wrote:

Ha'way man Spender you have to let us see them now!! confised

Agreed. get em oot

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37654

Lesson to be learnt...as in life, don't poke crocdiles with sticks. :wink:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 1:26 am

PJ_Poolie wrote:

I reckon that's in Thailand, I've seen a similar show myself. People sliding on their stomachs and kissing the beast, and waving to the crowd smiling whilst their full head is inside the crocs mouth.

All to the 'Hawaii five-O' music.

One of the funniest things I've ever seen. Only bettered by little Bears dressed in waistcoats riding bykes in Vietnam.

I like you Mr.PJ....but surely....Hopefully....the above was a wind-up!!!! confised

BTW....I'm drunk....and can't comprehend shite from shit at the moment!!!! confised

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 1:27 am

PS....I couldn't be arsed reading the rest of the Thread....CRUEL Batsrads!!!! confised

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:48 am

Dugoutpaddy wrote:

Ha'way man Spender you have to let us see them now!! confised

I would do Mr Paddy but I dunno how to post pictures from my hard drive onto here and the Chinese have got tits on with photobucket and imageshack. sadx

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6476

Mr S below the text box it says upload attachment, hit the browse button select which picture you want then press add the file, Hey presto :wink:

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:30 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

PJ_Poolie wrote:

I reckon that's in Thailand, I've seen a similar show myself. People sliding on their stomachs and kissing the beast, and waving to the crowd smiling whilst their full head is inside the crocs mouth.

All to the 'Hawaii five-O' music.

One of the funniest things I've ever seen. Only bettered by little Bears dressed in waistcoats riding bykes in Vietnam.

I like you Mr.PJ....but surely....Hopefully....the above was a wind-up!!!! confised

BTW....I'm drunk....and can't comprehend shite from shiit at the moment!!!! confised

Funny in sense, that you think how fooked up is this, I understand the cruelty side but it's how these people try to earn a living, thet have a completely diffrent culture to us (which doesn't make it right). It is cruel and while I wouldn't class myself as an animal lover I would like to say that I don't like the thought of any animal living in cruelty or coming to any harm. On both occasions I was on an organised boat trip were they just take you to these things.

PS. It was a little bear, in a suit, riding a bike. I'm sorry but that is funny, if makes me a bad person then so be it. I'd like to see a Panda playing the trumpet one day :wink:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 8:04 pm

Saying that....when I was a Kid....about 5/6 years old....I saw a Kangaroo boxing a bloke at the Circus....Seaton Sea Front about 1976/77!!!! confised

I only remember it cos when I went to school next day I wrote about it in my 'Newsbook' and drew a little picture to go with it!!!! :coool:

I've still got the book aswell!!!! :coool:

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Sep 18, 2009 5:13 am

Cheers Fenno!!!

Here you are Mr Paddy:

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Frodraff · **Posted:** Fri Sep 18, 2009 8:36 am

Fensy wrote:

Mr S below the text box it says upload attachment, hit the browse button select which picture you want then press add the file, Hey presto :wink:

YOu have to press the 'place in line' button as well. At least I just did that and the image came up like below.

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Compo · **Posted:** Fri Sep 18, 2009 9:20 am

who is that old guy with glasses on

grabec · **Posted:** Fri Sep 18, 2009 9:24 am

Compo wrote:

who is that old guy with glasses on

Dunno, but in the last frame, you see him nick that woman's handbag.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:04 am

Compo · **Posted:** Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:09 am

is the last pic were she did your rips in because thats an unusual face to pull outside of the bedroom

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Sep 18, 2009 4:51 pm

Frodraff wrote:

Fensy wrote:

Mr S below the text box it says upload attachment, hit the browse button select which picture you want then press add the file, Hey presto :wink:

YOu have to press the 'place in line' button as well. At least I just did that and the image came up like below.

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Naw, they're still huge. I put them through Photo Manager as well and adjusted the size. sadx

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Sep 18, 2009 4:55 pm

Compo wrote:

is the last pic were she did your rips in because thats an unusual face to pull outside of the bedroom

No, me ribs went when I had the two of 'em dangling and I was leaning over the railings. Then when I pulled her over the barrier, I noticed that someone had knocked all the wind out of me and breathing hurt.

The bloke in the glasses is me, cheeky melt. :evil:

Compo · **Posted:** Fri Sep 18, 2009 4:57 pm

Spender wrote:

Compo wrote:

is the last pic were she did your rips in because thats an unusual face to pull outside of the bedroom

No, me ribs went when I had the two of 'em dangling and I was leaning over the railings. Then when I pulled her over the barrier, I noticed that someone had knocked all the wind out of me and breathing hurt.

The bloke in the glasses is me, cheeky melt. :evil:

I know it was you Kev I could tell that stance from a mile away.

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Sep 18, 2009 5:01 pm

Yeah, you can see Big Jim and the Twins in them trousers, I don't wear them now, the lasses all run away screaming. bbolt

I'm not sure that's not why she jumped in the Croc Pit in the first place.... confised

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Fri Sep 18, 2009 5:55 pm

Spender wrote:

Yeah, you can see Big Jim and the Twins in them trousers, I don't wear them now, the lasses all run away screaming. bbolt

I'm not sure that's not why she jumped in the Croc Pit in the first place.... confised

She went from one big reptile to another eh :wink:

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