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 Post subject: Re: Lawrence.
PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:17 pm 
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Now he's offit!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Lawrence.
PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:48 pm 
MutleyRules wrote:
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didnt he get caught on you tube having a w**k round the back of asda bins




Is it just me that thinks this is 'Bullying' and totally unacceptable....exactly the same as 'Happy Slapping'???? sctatchinghead sctatchinghead

The Kunts with the Phones are the ones who deserve a good fecking kicking!!!! :evil: rage :evil:


I couldn't agree more.

I think it's always the same voice on these 'hilarious' videos as well, horrible bastards.


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 Post subject: Re: Lawrence.
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What about Hartlepool's very own Michael Jukeson clappp



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 Post subject: Re: Lawrence.
PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:57 pm 
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What about Hartlepool's very own Michael Jukeson clappp



rolfl rolfl


That's actually depressing.


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 Post subject: Re: Lawrence.
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It's very easy to mock the afflicted and to be honest, who hasn't at some stage?

It's not big though, neither is it clever and these things have a habit of coming back and chewing your arse.

I think the statistic is that 1 in 7 people in the UK will be, or are at some stage, suffering from mental illness. Could be you, could be your Mam. Be careful. :wink:


It's more like 1 in 3 statiscally, but experts reckon it is actually about 70%


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 Post subject: Re: Lawrence.
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he brings it upon himself to be chewed. shoukdnt really hurl abuse at kids wearing pools tops


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 Post subject: Re: Lawrence.
PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:13 pm 
Pretty scary Mr Chunky. I see people coming over from the UK with their shoulders up barking 'when, where, how, who, why,' and the people here simply don't understand the urgency. The cultural difference is massive and yet the old 'shout at Johnny Foreigner and he'll understand,' regime lives on.


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 Post subject: Re: Lawrence.
PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:24 pm 
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It's very easy to mock the afflicted and to be honest, who hasn't at some stage?

It's not big though, neither is it clever and these things have a habit of coming back and chewing your arse.

I think the statistic is that 1 in 7 people in the UK will be, or are at some stage, suffering from mental illness. Could be you, could be your Mam. Be careful. :wink:


It's more like 1 in 3 statiscally, but experts reckon it is actually about 70%


Surely mocking the afflicted is a mental illness in itself? Factor that in, and the ratio's much higher still.


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 Post subject: Re: Lawrence.
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ChunkyMonkey wrote:
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It's very easy to mock the afflicted and to be honest, who hasn't at some stage?

It's not big though, neither is it clever and these things have a habit of coming back and chewing your arse.

I think the statistic is that 1 in 7 people in the UK will be, or are at some stage, suffering from mental illness. Could be you, could be your Mam. Be careful. :wink:


It's more like 1 in 3 statiscally, but experts reckon it is actually about 70%


When you consider all women are mental in some form, 70% sounds about right.

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 Post subject: Re: Lawrence.
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MutleyRules wrote:
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didnt he get caught on you tube having a w**k round the back of asda bins




Is it just me that thinks this is 'Bullying' and totally unacceptable....exactly the same as 'Happy Slapping'???? sctatchinghead sctatchinghead

The Kunts with the Phones are the ones who deserve a good fecking kicking!!!! :evil: rage :evil:


Totally agree. Hard as fook aren't they, following the lad round the town, assaulting him. These are the bounders who we should be sending to Afghamistan. See how hard they are then.

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 Post subject: Re: Lawrence.
PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 6:10 pm 
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Can a mod please delete the videos from this thread.

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 Post subject: Re: Lawrence.
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Its You Tube where they should be deleted from Tony. Its a haven for chavs who know no better than picking up their dole money on a monday morning, shot a fiver in their mates clapped out banger and go hunting the town for unfortunate people to pick on.

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 Post subject: Re: Lawrence.
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I agree they should be deleted from youtube,but I would rather not see them on here either.

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 Post subject: Re: Lawrence.
PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 6:17 pm 
youtube shouldn't just delete them they should report them to the Police. On that first one on here their is clear evidence of harassment and assault.

I agree though it's not the responsibilty of the moderators of this message board.


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The bloke cracking a sly one off the wrist round the back of the bins needs reporting too

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 Post subject: Re: Lawrence.
PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:26 pm 
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The bloke cracking a sly one off the wrist round the back of the bins needs reporting too


What is the world coming to when you can't even have a crafty one behind some supermarket bins.

In a works van with a sock and now this.


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 Post subject: Re: Lawrence.
PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:27 pm 
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The bloke cracking a sly one off the wrist round the back of the bins needs reporting too


So these Divs say he was having a wank and we all believe them!!!! :roll: :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: Lawrence.
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Is it just me that thinks this is 'Bullying' and totally unacceptable....exactly the same as 'Happy Slapping'???? sctatchinghead sctatchinghead

The Kunts with the Phones are the ones who deserve a good fecking kicking!!!! :evil: rage :evil:


Spot on Mutts. It's bear-baiting for the modern age.

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 Post subject: Re: Lawrence.
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What about that horse fella, Hartlepool has some wierd people



sctatchinghead

What about the guy with the funny hair and drain pipe trousers?


I think that is the horse fella! Looks like sonic!


They're two different people. Darky Dan the Horse Bumming Man is from the Seaton Lane area, I've seen him once or twice in the past wandering about around there. The bloke with the mullet and the very tight jeans lives not too far from the Supporters or so I'm led to believe.


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 Post subject: Re: Lawrence.
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Isn't the bloke with the mullet the estranged son of Paul Daniels? Or am mixing him up with some one else? sctatchinghead


The bloke you're thinking of lived on the Headland for while about six or seven yers ago. He got done for growing MJ in his flat. He was a shady fella, knew all his old man's card tricks and was banned from all north east casinos. I was once in the Middlesbrough/Quaysider?whatever it's now called, and two fellas with shotguns came looking for him.

We never saw him after that. sctatchinghead


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 Post subject: Re: Lawrence.
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Is mullet man mentally ill or is he just offit?


Just offit I reckon :laugh:


So anyone who tugs one off behind Asda bins is just "offit"..... sctatchinghead


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 Post subject: Re: Lawrence.
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Is it just me that thinks this is 'Bullying' and totally unacceptable....exactly the same as 'Happy Slapping'???? sctatchinghead sctatchinghead

The Kunts with the Phones are the ones who deserve a good fecking kicking!!!! :evil: rage :evil:


Spot on Mutts. It's bear-baiting for the modern age.


What;s wrong with bear-baiting? :evil:

I've seen these top acts in Romania. The bears are chained to make them feel safe and secure, they smile while dancing, and smile more when applauded by an appreciative audience, they get fed three meals a day instead of scrounging for scraps, and they're well looked after by their careful owners.

Bear-baiting my hairy spotty arse. :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: Lawrence.
PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:50 pm 
If Lawrence is banned from Pools he shouldnt be allowed in any part of the ground. However pools seem to let banned pools fans in the home end too. PS although Lawrence doesnt know any better ive seen him slap/hit kids when he used to stand in the townend.

Stewarding/Security at Pools tip top as per usual.

PS Mr Atweasle on top form rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl


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youtube shouldn't just delete them they should report them to the Police. On that first one on here their is clear evidence of harassment and assault.

I agree though it's not the responsibilty of the moderators of this message board.


Youtube may not be the responsibility of our mods,but what appears on here is all our responsibility.

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 Post subject: Re: Lawrence.
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I'm surprised nobody's mentioned Lawrence being a good kisser. FACT


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 Post subject: Re: Lawrence.
PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:52 pm 
Havent you lobbed him off round the back of Asda Mr A :wink:


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Havent you lobbed him off round the back of Asda Mr A :wink:


"Lobbed him off" what sort of language is that? :roll: Especially from you. How you got that job teaching English at English Martyrs I'll never know.


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Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
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Is it just me that thinks this is 'Bullying' and totally unacceptable....exactly the same as 'Happy Slapping'???? sctatchinghead sctatchinghead

The Kunts with the Phones are the ones who deserve a good fecking kicking!!!! :evil: rage :evil:


Spot on Mutts. It's bear-baiting for the modern age.


What;s wrong with bear-baiting? :evil:

I've seen these top acts in Romania. The bears are chained to make them feel safe and secure, they smile while dancing, and smile more when applauded by an appreciative audience, they get fed three meals a day instead of scrounging for scraps, and they're well looked after by their careful owners.

Bear-baiting my hairy spotty arse. :roll:


Bugger. Forgot about those.

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 Post subject: Re: Lawrence.
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Bugger. Forgot about those.


Those cheeky fluffy oafs certainly brought a smile to my face. And how they loved being tickled by their master's stick.

I'm going to write to the BBC to get them a weekly show ... Strictly Come Bear Baiting. It could be presented Ken Dodd who could poke the bears for a joke with his tickling stick. Hilarious. rolfl


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 Post subject: Re: Lawrence.
PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:09 am 
Get Bungle with Simon Powell and that Irish bloke on the Judging Panel....and I think we've got a winner!!!! :coool: :coool:

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:12 am 
Bollox....just remembered....shows like that need a decent looking Bewer regarding any Talent whatsoever so I propose....

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BTW.... :roll: ....It's the Black 'n' White one in the foreground!!!! :roll: :roll:


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Bollox....just remembered....shows like that need a decent looking Bewer regarding any Talent whatsoever so I propose....

Image

BTW.... :roll: ....It's the Black 'n' White one in the foreground!!!! :roll: :roll:


Ahh Sue, now she's one who deserves a pearl neckless. :coool:

Bungle's a top suggestion, but only if we can get a glimpse of the Rod, Jane and Freddy tapes. :wink: :wink:


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 Post subject: Re: Lawrence.
PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:33 am 


confised confised confised

I couldn't find the 'Twangers' version!!!! confised confised


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The twangers episode seems to have been removed from ebay. I did find it here though!!

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1atuz_rainbow-twangers-episode_fun

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