Lawrence.

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 2:34 pm

Daft as a brush big laugh and all that but how does the club let this person wander around the away end on matchdays he is an embarrassment to the club and the town please ban him from games.

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 2:55 pm

I'm in full concurrence. What would happen if we all put a dress on and marched into the away end? The away fans must think we're all rarfs.

born toulouse · **Posted:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:31 pm

Might bring a new meaning to "taking their end"....

seaton carew poolie · **Joined:** Sat Feb 02, 2008 11:07 am **Posts:** 109

just how his windows stay in is a mystery to me...............Ban Him/Her !!! refred

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 8:41 pm

There's quite a few folks go to Pools who wear bloke's clothes who are far more dangerous than Lawrence.

If you're gonna ban him for being mentally unbalanced (or whatever PC term you choose) you might as well ban on others in his situation as well.

I'm surprised at you, Elvis.

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Sun Sep 13, 2009 8:47 pm

ElvisAintDead wrote:

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

There's quite a few folks go to Pools who wear bloke's clothes who are far more dangerous than Lawrence.

If you're gonna ban him for being mentally unbalanced (or whatever PC term you choose) you might as well ban on others in his situation as well.

I'm surprised at you, Elvis.

What the f*** have I said, like???

I've asked about the whys and wherefores of his "banning".....are you trying to suggest otherwise?

Sorry, misread your post. I read it as though you wanted him banned.

8minutesaway · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:15 am

I was walking to the pub after the game and I saw Lawrence on the other side of the road. All of a sudden he saw a WW fan queued in traffic so he went up to the passenger side window and leaned through wishing the driver all the best and said he'd see him next year.

the shock / fear on the fan was a picture.

Mental illness is a awful illness where some people seem to think the victims are fair game for mocking.
I don't think Lawrence is doing any harm in the away end and should be allowed to stay there.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 12:59 pm

I agree Mr.8Minutes!!!! :grin:

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 5:33 pm

seaton carew poolie wrote:

just how his windows stay in is a mystery to me...............Ban Him/Her !!! refred

Lawrence, the original Caster Semanya! :laugh:

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Anyone see that picture of Serena Williams kicking off?

She definatly looks worthy of a gender test.

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 5:41 pm

Yubep wrote:

Anyone see that picture of Serena Williams kicking off?

She definatly looks worthy of a gender test.

nick · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:04 pm

Go was going round in a full Croatia strip the other day when England were playing them. He's certainly an attention seeker.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

The only thing that worries me with Lawrence is that one day he will meet the wrong person in the wrong place. He's no danger to anyone and keeps the town entertained.

Clearly he has mental issues and a huge attention deficit which he constantly strives to fill but each time I see him I do worry that one day some arsehole is going to give him a huge kicking.

bresslaw · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:45 am **Posts:** 2411

Think I am in the minority here then when I say he is a fooking embarrasment, a disgrace to the town and I have to question the club on letting him in. On saturday when the Wycombe team were warming up he was cheering them, singing Wycombe songs stood there in his twin-set. Now I know he is 'disturbed' shall we say, but if I or any other Poolie were to do this we would be kicked out with question.

I have to ask if people were to be just a sympathetic when he's cheering a team that score in the last minute of some big game to win it.

Probably not his fault, he's doesn't have both oars in the water, but the club should act before there is an incident, either inside or outside the ground !

bresslaw · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:45 am **Posts:** 2411

I have to also question the statement that he is no danger to anyone, whats the original home ban for?

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

Hartlepool does seem to spawn a fair number of odd cases; Lawrence, monkey hanging, Bresslaw's old mate and ridiculously sentenced canoe man (we should organise a protest against that sentence). What is it about Hartlepool? It's undoubtedly the most insular town I've ever been to.

bresslaw · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:45 am **Posts:** 2411

The sentencing of John is one of the biggest travesty's of justice for some time

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

bresslaw wrote:

The sentencing of John is one of the biggest travesty's of justice for some time

Entirely agree. Average sentence for rape is just over 4 years. Attempted murder 3 years. Insurance fiddle - 6 years.

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:40 pm

Mr I wrote:

Hartlepool does seem to spawn a fair number of odd cases; Lawrence, monkey hanging, Bresslaw's old mate and ridiculously sentenced canoe man (we should organise a protest against that sentence). What is it about Hartlepool? It's undoubtedly the most insular town I've ever been to.

Blame it on the local water, Greggs and dutts (for increasing brain heat).

blue_army · **Joined:** Wed Aug 19, 2009 6:43 pm **Posts:** 88

he is seriously weird and is just asking for trouble imho

Hawklord · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:27 pm **Posts:** 3116

Embrace the difference – well not literally of course :uhoh:

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:55 pm

James "Rockford Files" Garner was forced to wear a dress by his step-mother if he was naughty. FACT

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:45 am

How the feck can Serena Williams get away with wearing a Suit, Shirt and Tie whilst playing Cricke....err....Tennis????

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:55 am

BTW....I say Lawrence isn't a threat to anyone....he just needs some REAL help and guidance!!!! confised

Basically the Man is Mentally Ill....but he seems OK to himself etc!!!! confised

When I've spoke to him he always comes across very well and polite!!!! :coool:

And I do understand you Mr.I....one day some fuckwit will do him over.... :evil:

....but I hope to God I'm not there or hear who done it....cos they will be just a shithouse bully/ignorant tvvat who does that!!!! rage

Kids....yes....I've been past and see kids stood outside laughing and shouting etc....but I have a few words with them and tell them his situation etc....and they all walk away sheepish and hopefully....with a THOUGHT in their heads!!!! confised

Fecking'ell....I had to 'nearly' walk Divvy Sharon home the other week from the Mill House Pub!!!! :shock:

She was getting shite off some young'uns and asked me to make sure they didn't follow her down the road....I duly obliged....and told them in uncertain terms 'That they should not take the piss out of Sharon' etc etc!!!! :coool:

So anyway....Lawrence should....if he's paid his money....be allowed in the away end!!!! :coool:

But like someone said....40 Hoodlums from Hartlepool try and do the same.... confised

....!!!!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:58 am

PS....I've had a Drink!!!! confised

But if what I've tried to put in words is what I'm reading at the moment....then I stand by them those Words....so there....like!!!! :coool:

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:23 am

What about that horse fella, Hartlepool has some wierd people

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:48 am

MutleyRules wrote:

BTW....I say Lawrence isn't a threat to anyone....he just needs some REAL help and guidance!!!! confised

Basically the Man is Mentally Ill....but he seems OK to himself etc!!!! confised

When I've spoke to him he always comes across very well and polite!!!! :coool:

And I do understand you Mr.I....one day some f*** will do him over.... :evil:

....but I hope to God I'm not there or hear who done it....cos they will be just a shithouse bully/ignorant tvvat who does that!!!! rage

Kids....yes....I've been past and see kids stood outside laughing and shouting etc....but I have a few words with them and tell them his situation etc....and they all walk away sheepish and hopefully....with a THOUGHT in their heads!!!! confised

Fecking'ell....I had to 'nearly' walk Divvy Sharon home the other week from the Mill House Pub!!!! :shock:

She was getting shite off some young'uns and asked me to make sure they didn't follow her down the road....I duly obliged....and told them in uncertain terms 'That they should not take the piss out of Sharon' etc etc!!!! :coool:

So anyway....Lawrence should....if he's paid his money....be allowed in the away end!!!! :coool:

But like someone said....40 Hoodlums from Hartlepool try and do the same.... confised

....!!!!

WHAT A GUY!!!!!!!! clappp

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Compo wrote:

What about that horse fella, Hartlepool has some wierd people

What about the guy with the funny hair and drain pipe trousers?

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

and who is divvy sharon???

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Tue Sep 15, 2009 11:27 am

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

Compo wrote:

What about that horse fella, Hartlepool has some wierd people

What about the guy with the funny hair and drain pipe trousers?

I think that is the horse fella! Looks like sonic!

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Sep 15, 2009 12:08 pm

Grave wrote:

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

Compo wrote:

What about that horse fella, Hartlepool has some wierd people

What about the guy with the funny hair and drain pipe trousers?

I think that is the horse fella! Looks like sonic!

didnt he get caught on you tube having a wank round the back of asda bins

thetownendfaithful · **Posted:** Tue Sep 15, 2009 12:09 pm

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

and who is divvy sharon???

this is divvy sharron tree :razz:

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Sep 15, 2009 12:13 pm

has anyone ever seen her on youtube shouting at these lads saying and i quote

"ere' I am not happy you have put me on BLUEtube, I have been to a meeting today and you lot are in deep, big shit trouble"

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Tue Sep 15, 2009 12:13 pm

Compo wrote:

didnt he get caught on you tube having a w**k round the back of asda bins

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Compo wrote:

Grave wrote:

didnt he get caught on you tube having a w**k round the back of asda bins

Mullet man!

Yes he did, i seen him buying 'Save the Last Dance' on dvd at the outdoor market a few weeks ago, never seen him as a fan of that type of film, good on him though.

I love his 80's coats and skinny jeans.

He's chip fireballs neighbour too.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:30 pm

ElvisAintDead wrote:

A few years ago I was mooching round the Flea Market looking for records, one stall had a HUGE box of 45's but said Sonic (Darky Dan) was looking through them. He was really taking his time, poring over ever record and I could see just by being near it that it was chock full of great 60's singles.

Anyway, after an age he presented his purchases to the Gadgie....a Suzi Quatro single and a Glitter Band 45!!!!!!

Honestly, that bloke left at least 30-40 £25-30 valued UK singles in the box. They were all Mint as well. I snaffled them for about £3.

Thats when I cottoned on he wasn't quite right. And a Glam Rock fan.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:48 pm

Grave wrote:

Compo wrote:

didnt he get caught on you tube having a w**k round the back of asda bins

Is it just me that thinks this is 'Bullying' and totally unacceptable....exactly the same as 'Happy Slapping'????

The Kunts with the Phones are the ones who deserve a good fecking kicking!!!! :evil:

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Tue Sep 15, 2009 2:12 pm

Mutters you stole my thunder i do not find stuff like that funny scruffy chavs with the IQs of a bumble bee belittle people who are mentally ill and as my dear old ma says there for the grace of god.

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Sep 15, 2009 2:17 pm

Arnt a lot of the videos of Lawerence and divvy sharon been taken of youtube, (and possibly rightly so). What suprises me is that Lawrence isnt in a home etc, I hope the fella is getting some sort of support as people have said there are lots of idiots in the town and he is an easy target to get mugged or set upon.

ChunkyMonkey · **Joined:** Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:59 pm **Posts:** 569

Isn't the bloke with the mullet the estranged son of Paul Daniels? Or am mixing him up with some one else?

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

He can't be, he goes in morrisons and tries to stack the shelves etc, he goes in the town every day in full ladies clobber.

A support worker would either a - advise him otherwise, or b - go out with him.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Surely the estranged son of andrew lloyd webber, total double of him!

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Tue Sep 15, 2009 3:46 pm

ChunkyMonkey wrote:

Isn't the bloke with the mullet the estranged son of Paul Daniels? Or am mixing him up with some one else?

He better not be the son of paul daniels as our lass IS related to paul daniels! If she is related to mulletman then she can get the feck out of my house. :laugh:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Tue Sep 15, 2009 3:49 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

Is it just me that thinks this is 'Bullying' and totally unacceptable....exactly the same as 'Happy Slapping'????

The Kunts with the Phones are the ones who deserve a good fecking kicking!!!! :evil:

I agree completely. To laugh at other people is one thing but some of these videos on youtube go WAY too far. When you hear chavs goading people with the intention of shoving it on youtube and trying to humiliate them it is just not right.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Grave wrote:

ChunkyMonkey wrote:

Isn't the bloke with the mullet the estranged son of Paul Daniels? Or am mixing him up with some one else?

He better not be the con of paul daniels as our lass IS related to paul daniels! If she is related to mulletman then she can get the feck out of my house. :laugh:

So let's get this right...

You lass is related to Paul Daniels who is the father of mullet man and lawrence.

They don't even lookalike!

Maybe they are your birds brothers? Imagine having them over for christmas dinner?

Where does Robert Maxwell come into this?

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:00 pm

It's very easy to mock the afflicted and to be honest, who hasn't at some stage?

It's not big though, neither is it clever and these things have a habit of coming back and chewing your arse.

I think the statistic is that 1 in 7 people in the UK will be, or are at some stage, suffering from mental illness. Could be you, could be your Mam. Be careful. :wink:

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Isnt Lawrence supposed to be distantly related to Malcom X or someone?

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Is mullet man mentally ill or is he just offit?

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Yubep wrote:

Is mullet man mentally ill or is he just offit?

Just offit I reckon :laugh:

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:06 pm

Yubep wrote:

Is mullet man mentally ill or is he just offit?

Neil Mann's Mullet?

Lawrence.

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