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parmopooly
 Post subject: women
PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:05 am 
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can't live with them
can't kill them :evil: :evil: :evil:
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Spender
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:08 am 
Dr Harold Shipman had something to say about that........ :wink: :wink: :wink:
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:10 am 
The world went tits up when we gave them the vote. Now Uncle Tony's got about three of 'em in key posts.

You can't trust owt that bleeds for a week and doesn't die. :evil: :evil: :evil:
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:14 am 
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There are numerous ways you can kill women
You can:
drown them
suffocate them
push them off high buildings or cliffs
shoot them
Machete them
poison them
hit them over the head with something very heavy
cut up their credit cards and watch them shrivel up in agony in front of you like the wicked witch of the east

There's probably loads more I've missed as well.

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Pooliekev wrote:
The world went tits up when we gave them the vote. Now Uncle Tony's got about three of 'em in key posts.

You can't trust owt that bleeds for a week and doesn't die. :evil: :evil: :evil:


Hang on-your Uncle Tony has 3 women buried in concrete posts and he lets em bleed to death :uhoh: :uhoh:

How do you sleep at night :wink:

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the antitheist
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Trapper wrote:
Pooliekev wrote:
The world went tits up when we gave them the vote. Now Uncle Tony's got about three of 'em in key posts.

You can't trust owt that bleeds for a week and doesn't die. :evil: :evil: :evil:


Hang on-your Uncle Tony has 3 women buried in concrete posts and he lets em bleed to death :uhoh: :uhoh:

How do you sleep at night :wink:


Alone and happy I guess
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Spender
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:25 am 
Trapper wrote:
Pooliekev wrote:
The world went tits up when we gave them the vote. Now Uncle Tony's got about three of 'em in key posts.

You can't trust owt that bleeds for a week and doesn't die. :evil: :evil: :evil:


Hang on-your Uncle Tony has 3 women buried in concrete posts and he lets em bleed to death :uhoh: :uhoh:

How do you sleep at night :wink:


Laid on my side in a semi-foetal position with my head on a pillow and snoring like a bastard. :) :)

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Louise
 Post subject: Re: women
PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:28 am 
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parmopooly wrote:
can't live with them
can't kill them :evil: :evil: :evil:


Could be regarded as incitement to murder :-( - police please :evil:

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parmopooly
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where's Ripper when you need him??
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Spender
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:54 am 
That must have been the worst ever sitcom ever to make the telly.

Apart from Keeping Up Appearances and Terry and June that is.

Oh and Allo Allo. :evil:
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the antitheist
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Pooliekev wrote:
That must have been the worst ever sitcom ever to make the telly.

Apart from Keeping Up Appearances and Terry and June that is.

Oh and Allo Allo. :evil:


No way, little britain gets that vote
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parmopooly
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the Good Life was/is the shits
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 12:22 pm 
the antitheist wrote:
Pooliekev wrote:
That must have been the worst ever sitcom ever to make the telly.

Apart from Keeping Up Appearances and Terry and June that is.

Oh and Allo Allo. :evil:


No way, little britain gets that vote


Little Britain wasn't a sitcom, it was a sketch show....... :roll: :roll:
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Mr Ripper
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where's Ripper when you need him??


There's a hammer being polished right now...

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