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 Post subject: Mammoth Brave Souls
PostPosted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 6:13 pm 
http://www.wycombewanderers.co.uk/page/ ... 70,00.html

Honestly things like this boil my piss when Southern based clubs play up here, you'd have thought they were travelling to rescue people from the top of Everest. The 'braver Souls' will take on the 'mammoth trek'. FFS they are driving a few hours to a football match not going into armed combat, plus Wycombe to us is a local derby this season.

I hope the Wycombe Warriors are awarded accordingly for taking on this mission, a VC should suffice :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: Mammoth Brave Souls
PostPosted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 6:20 pm 
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what feckin bounders. Its the same everytime we play any side south of birmingham.

Im amazed the article did not describe hartlepool as a desolate northern outpost

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PJ_Poolie wrote:
http://www.wycombewanderers.co.uk/page/LatestNews/0,,10430~1794270,00.html

Honestly things like this boil my piss when Southern based clubs play up here, you'd have thought they were travelling to rescue people from the top of Everest. The 'braver Souls' will take on the 'mammoth trek'. FFS they are driving a few hours to a football match not going into armed combat, plus Wycombe to us is a local derby this season.

I hope the Wycombe Warriors are awarded accordingly for taking on this mission, a VC should suffice :roll:


Hooray clappp The return of the boiled piss. I guess it's a footy season thing as we didn't have any boiled piss for the Ashes...........you know the cricket thingy. I'm not suggesting anyone should have pissed on the real ashes which of course would have ended up with boiled piss but it would've been a bit smelly like.

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 Post subject: Re: Mammoth Brave Souls
PostPosted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:31 pm 
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What utter bollox ...they're gonna travel up the motorway for a few hours, the way they're talking they're anticipating making base camp at Ice Station Zebra and then trekking across the vast tundra over the glacier and sharpish past the dried frozen skeletons of the teams that never made it..the huskies have been booked and the sledges greased, Captain Scott's spirit invoked, protection money paid to Jack Frost and copious amounts of Kendal Mintcake amassed for the adventure of a lifetime..... four hours should do it. stpid

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:47 pm 
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I like Ice Station Zebra. :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: Mammoth Brave Souls
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. . . . . and what's more they'll miss the match if they're heading for feckin' Durham!! banghead

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PoolieBarnes wrote:
. . . . . and what's more they'll miss the match if they're heading for feckin' Durham!! banghead
I prefer them to say heading for Durham than heading for Teesside, it sounds so much better and much more correct.


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I love the way they describe Peter Taylor as 'the former England manager'.

More like he was under 21 manager who took over one game after Keegan left, and it was a bloody friendly, it was either him or howard wilkinson.

Former england manager my arse!

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 Post subject: Re: Mammoth Brave Souls
PostPosted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:38 am 
garthwd wrote:
PoolieBarnes wrote:
. . . . . and what's more they'll miss the match if they're heading for feckin' Durham!! banghead
I prefer them to say heading for Durham than heading for Teesside, it sounds so much better and much more correct.


Hmm...if I see any of them in Durham I'll kidnap them, truss them up in barbed wire and deliver them to the Bunker for Chessington to deal with. :razz:


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garthwd wrote:
PoolieBarnes wrote:
. . . . . and what's more they'll miss the match if they're heading for feckin' Durham!! banghead
I prefer them to say heading for Durham than heading for Teesside, it sounds so much better and much more correct.


I'd prefer them to say they're heading to Hartlepool, you can't get much more correct than that, Durham's eighteen(ish) miles away!!

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 Post subject: Re: Mammoth Brave Souls
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PoolieBarnes wrote:
I'd prefer them to say they're heading to Hartlepool, you can't get much more correct than that
Agreed

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Durham's eighteen(ish) miles away!!
The city is the county isn't.


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 Post subject: Re: Mammoth Brave Souls
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garthwd wrote:
PoolieBarnes wrote:
I'd prefer them to say they're heading to Hartlepool, you can't get much more correct than that
Agreed

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Durham's eighteen(ish) miles away!!
The city is the county isn't.



Agreement reciprocated :grin:

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