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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Oi, You!....People Who Have Played Football At A....
PostPosted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:13 am 
Reasonable Level etc!!!! :grin:

This Womens England Football Team....at what Level do you think they would Get to/Play at in Men's leagues???? sctatchinghead sctatchinghead

Would they be Conference Level or just Local League level???? sctatchinghead sctatchinghead

Would a Top Hartlepool Saturday/Sunday League Team beat them???? sctatchinghead

Serious question BTW!!!! sctatchinghead


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I would probably say conference level

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I would probably say conference level


rolfl

Sunday afternoon on the Rec.

At best.

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My point on this isn't valed anyway as I didnt play a this mythical "reasonable level"

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They do look very very slow i have too say.

Attacking wise they don't look too bad, but they look so uncomfortable defending and goalkeeping it's cringeworthy how bad they are.

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My point on this isn't valed anyway as I didnt play a this mythical "reasonable level"


And you're a qualified ref. stpid rolfl rolfl rolfl

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They are probably on a par with a college team imo

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My point on this isn't valed anyway as I didnt play a this mythical "reasonable level"


And you're a qualified ref. stpid rolfl rolfl rolfl


Former qualified ref.

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Compo wrote:
My point on this isn't valed anyway as I didnt play a this mythical "reasonable level"


And you're a qualified ref. stpid rolfl rolfl rolfl


Former qualified ref.


Are you a shortarse like most of the tossy little Hitlers we have to endure at the Vic? Why are most refs midgets or other such freaks?

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Are you a shortarse like most of the tossy little Hitlers we have to endure at the Vic? Why are most refs midgets or other such freaks?


rolfl I am actually only 5'6"

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some decent sunday league teams would beat them quite easily. You just cant beat pace and power.

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Men and women are different, some people just can't accept that.

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Men and women are different, some people just can't accept that.


Unless you are Caster Semenya in which case you are both man and woman

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Grave wrote:
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Men and women are different, some people just can't accept that.


Unless you are Caster Semenya in which case you are both man and woman
They've had them in the darlo team for years.

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if he/she impregnated him/herself...would it be an exact clone?

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I'm trying to vsualise this and getting cramp.

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MutleyRules
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:29 pm 
I reckon they would be much better than most if not all Saturday/Sunday local League teams Technique/Training etc wise....but they would get beat due to lack of Strength/Power and Pace like someone else said!!!! confised :coool:

Plus like Mr.Yubep said....the Goalkeepers are not very good at all!!!! confised


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That said....the Studio 'Experts' said that the England keeper would be very angry with herself for not keeping out the German 2nd Goal!!!! :shock: :shock:

I thought it was a helluva Goal that even ALB and Budtz would have got nowhere near!!!! confised

But that's not saying much like!!!! confised :laugh:


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That said....the Studio 'Experts' said that the England keeper would be very angry with herself for not keeping out the German 2nd Goal!!!! :shock: :shock:

I thought it was a helluva Goal that even ALB and Budtz would have got nowhere near!!!! confised

But that's not saying much like!!!! confised :laugh:

bullshit she got her hand to it just not stong enough to tip it over
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That said....the Studio 'Experts' said that the England keeper would be very angry with herself for not keeping out the German 2nd Goal!!!! :shock: :shock:

I thought it was a helluva Goal that even ALB and Budtz would have got nowhere near!!!! confised

But that's not saying much like!!!! confised :laugh:


No, I agree with you there on what the experts said about the goal.
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