Mr Bjonnsson

bishbashbosh · **Posted:** Fri Sep 04, 2009 1:31 pm

I had the above player in my cab last night with his wife and 2 kids, he was looking forward too tonite and is in the squad, he cant wait to get started, really impressed by the team, and everybody has been great. clappp

Lets hope he starts with a bang tonite. rolf

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

You never mentioned if his Mrs was fit or not.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Fri Sep 04, 2009 1:48 pm

chip fireball wrote:

most taxi drivers are gay and have bad eyesight.

HTH.

He will have been too busy operating his mobile phone to notice Mr Bjornnsson's mrs :wink:

(only kidding BBB)

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Fri Sep 04, 2009 1:52 pm

did you take him on the scenic route and charge him an extortionate fare? :wink:

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

ElvisAintDead wrote:

Taxi Drivers in Hartlepool drive with one hand on their cash-bag, and the other on the cosh down by the right-hand side of the seat.

Imagine being a cabbie nowadays with the high scum element that roam this town in the night-time hours?

Brave, brave men and no mistaking!

It's not a pretty job but you can make yourself some serious money in the space of a few hours on a Friday or Saturday night without engaging your brain too much.

I'd hate to be sober when I'm sat in your taxi putting the worlds to right at 4am on a Sunday morning. You'd have to have the patience of a saint.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Anyone ever done a bunk from a taxi and not paid?

Never tried it myself...

Mick Tait's Head Bandage · **Posted:** Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:34 pm

ElvisAintDead wrote:

the cosh down by the right-hand side of the seat.

'ts true that. We see quite a few taxi's coming through our workshops, and every one has a bat / cosh by the side of their seat......must feel like they need em. Not a job i'd fancy!

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:43 pm

Yubep wrote:

Anyone ever done a bunk from a taxi and not paid?

Never tried it myself...

Twas a regular trick when we were at Uni. :uhoh:

They'd catch me too easy now. :laugh:

Bamboo Kid · **Posted:** Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:39 pm

ElvisAintDead wrote:

Taxi Drivers in Hartlepool drive with one hand on their cash-bag, and the other on the cosh down by the right-hand side of the seat.

Imagine being a cabbie nowadays with the high scum element that roam this town in the night-time hours?

Brave, brave men and no mistaking!

Just the sort Churchill spoke about in his "Never in the field of human conflict" speech. The last of the few.

thornleypoolie · **Joined:** Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:10 pm **Posts:** 1101

Mr Ripper wrote:

Yubep wrote:

Anyone ever done a bunk from a taxi and not paid?

Never tried it myself...

Twas a regular trick when we were at Uni. :uhoh:

They'd catch me too easy now. :laugh:

And they didn't then?? bbolt

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:44 pm

Mr Ripper wrote:

Yubep wrote:

Anyone ever done a bunk from a taxi and not paid?

Never tried it myself...

Twas a regular trick when we were at Uni. :uhoh:

They'd catch me too easy now. :laugh:

Theft is theft

Next time there is a thread about dodgy boxes, don't bang your gums, Tory boy

bishbashbosh · **Posted:** Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:08 pm

Thanks for the concern fellas, but i only work on a weekend and only for a few hours, i work fulltime aswell, the mrs is having a baby so its extra money. His wife was pretty. i will leave it like that. :-o

I dont begrudge the fella's on the yellow cabs they have a tough time, i only get a few of the assholes.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:14 pm

TalbotAvenger wrote:

Mr Ripper wrote:

Yubep wrote:

Anyone ever done a bunk from a taxi and not paid?

Never tried it myself...

Twas a regular trick when we were at Uni. :uhoh:

They'd catch me too easy now. :laugh:

Theft is theft

Next time there is a thread about dodgy boxes, don't bang your gums, Tory boy

I used to enjoy the pick and nick at Woolies too when I was a kid. Doesn't mean that I'd do the same now if Woolies hadn't gone bust.

I'm sure that you used to shit in a nappy when you were a bairn but I'm also pretty sure that you wouldn't try and justify anybody your age cacking their duds would you, you left wing hyprocite do-gooder.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Mr Ripper wrote:

I'm sure that you used to shiit in a nappy when you were a bairn but I'm also pretty sure that you wouldn't try and justify anybody your age cacking their duds would you, you left wing hyprocite do-gooder.

I really didnt want to find that funny because of the poster but I did :laugh:

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