Shooting Stars!!!!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Aug 24, 2009 11:22 am

Why....fecking....why....is that shite back on the TV????

It was ok for a one-off....but to give it ANOTHER series!!!! :shock:

Vic and Bob haven't done ANYTHING FUNNY for years....so they bring this shite back!!!! banghead

About as Funny as a Verrucha!!!! confised

And....Ulrika slagdog Johnson....back on our TV Screens!!!! banghead

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

I love Shooting Stars and ulrika is class clappp

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:13 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

Why....fecking....why....is that shite back on the TV????

It was ok for a one-off....but to give it ANOTHER series!!!! :shock:

Vic and Bob haven't done ANYTHING FUNNY for years....so they bring this shite back!!!! banghead

About as Funny as a Verrucha!!!! confised

And....Ulrika slagdog Johnson....back on our TV Screens!!!! banghead

At first I did enjoy it but it lost some of its appeal after a while. I wont be going out of my way to watch it.

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Mon Aug 24, 2009 1:30 pm

I enjoyed shooting stars . Jim Moir went to the same school as me .. :grin:

Two idiots

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:02 am

Agreed. Ulrika Jonsson is a class presenter in herself. :grin:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:31 am

Poolie of Kent wrote:

Agreed. Ulrika Jonsson is a class presenter in herself. :grin:

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:40 am

Grave wrote:

Poolie of Kent wrote:

Agreed. Ulrika Jonsson is a class presenter in herself. :grin:

she is only good for one thing as stan collymore and sven will tell you

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37203

Shooting Stars = Crackerjack for Sixth Formers. :roll:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Tue Aug 25, 2009 2:45 pm

Snowy wrote:

Shooting Stars = Crackerjack for Sixth Formers. :roll:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37203

Poolie of Kent wrote:

Agreed. Ulrika Jonsson is a class presenter in herself. :grin:

Depends what she's 'presenting'.... :roll:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:01 pm

Snowy wrote:

Poolie of Kent wrote:

Agreed. Ulrika Jonsson is a class presenter in herself. :grin:

Depends what she's 'presenting'.... :roll:

her muff in all probability

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:09 pm

Obviously, I can't comment on the new Shooting Stars, but the previous series were very good.

Vic Reeves Big Night Out was sensational. The Smell of.. was pure class but as they're getting older the pair are becoming less manic. Either that or they're using less marching powder.

Let's have a singsong ...

My Rose has left me....

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:14 pm

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:44 pm

I want to meet the bloke from Allied Carpets

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37203

Compo wrote:

I want to meet the bloke from Allied Carpets

Shouldn't this post be on the gay dating messageboard.

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:48 pm

Snowy wrote:

Compo wrote:

I want to meet the bloke from Allied Carpets

Shouldn't this post be on the gay dating messageboard.

Shhh! I'm going to pretend I'm the Allied Carpets bloke. If Compo has a bizarre facial appearance, we're bound to hit it off. :laugh:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37203

Don't let him feel your underlay on the first date. :wink:

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:53 pm

Shagpile, mate. Shagpile. :wink:

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:54 pm

I am more or a shag-pile man myself

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:54 pm

dam you beat me to it

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37203

...and when did you come out of the cupboard ....?

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:55 pm

Compo wrote:

dam you beat me to it

I've got good fingers. :wink:

We really wanna see those fingers. :wink:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37203

Compo wrote:

dam you beat me to it

....and a hint of sado masochism, it's not looking good for you .

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:57 pm

well I am from a'rtlepool and I am rough as a badgers arse

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37203

..you missed out gay.

kosherOY · **Posted:** Tue Aug 25, 2009 5:51 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIiQ-TXcuyQ Badgers ? Gay ? Carpets ? Whats going on like ?

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:21 pm

Pure class, Elvis. Thanks for that! :wink:

I've roared with laughter and now I'm having to explain the concept of Reeves and Mortimer to my colonial colleagues who've been brought up on a diet of American TV and Bahamian TV which makes Tynes Tees look professional.

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:35 pm

Snowy wrote:

Poolie of Kent wrote:

Agreed. Ulrika Jonsson is a class presenter in herself. :grin:

Depends what she's 'presenting'.... :roll:

I could go on. :grin:

Mampi Swift · **Posted:** Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:56 pm

Compo wrote:

well I am from a'rtlepool and I am rough as a badgers arse

Did they ever say that? I'm sure I saw it once and I've driven myself to distraction looking for the clip on Youtube....

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:35 pm

Look for the clip when Pat and Dave go on Stars in Your Eyes as Simon and Garfunkel, they say they're from Hartlepool on that.

Mampi Swift · **Posted:** Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:57 pm

poolieinnottingham wrote:

Look for the clip when Pat and Dave go on Stars in Your Eyes as Simon and Garfunkel, they say they're from Hartlepool on that.

Aye I know, but I'm sure there's a sketch where they actually use the phrase quoted by Compo.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:48 pm

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Love the George Michael bit :laugh:

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Sat Aug 29, 2009 12:07 pm

Great clip!!! clappp

It seems there have been many comedies that have based sketches around Hartlepool: Rowan Atkinson as Blackadder, Reeves and Mortimer, The Fast Show....and not forgetting the phrase British West Hartlepool! :grin:

bresslaw · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:45 am **Posts:** 2411

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Tue Sep 01, 2009 4:42 pm

parmopooly wrote:

First class Mr P, thank you. rolfl

thereverand · **Joined:** Sun Aug 09, 2009 12:47 pm **Posts:** 99

well tonights episode was funny I thought :grin:

Shooting Stars!!!!

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