Because C Sinclair wants to know in the letters section of the Snail, he thinks that "If people actually took the time to observe and appreciate them, they would realise what beautiful birds they are." What segulls is he/she looking at I hate the things

http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/letters ... 5541761.jp

Seagulls should be shot if they're causing chew in the town. FACT.

I remember seeing a group of Seagulls in Victory Square a few years ago eating a dead Seagull.

Awww aren't they cute.......

In the face?

And threw into a skip marked 'Dead Seagulls'?

Not physically, but mentally, one of the fookers tried to stare me out once



It won

While we're here can we slaughter all pigeons as well?

I mean what's the point in them?

Yes.

a swoop of seagulls perhaps?

there's one out the back of your house Mutt that aimed for me at head height when I was walking Nelson!!!!

No wonder he was still in shock last week against Colchester

No, but as a kid on a trip to the Farne Islands, one shat in my right eye.
This proved to be the first of many occasions that I was shat on by a bird!!

I was once physically attacked by people drinking in the seagull at crimdon, does that count ?

The seagulls have spread to Billingham now, it's a game of dodge the shit bomb in the back yard at work. I phoned our lass with the seagulls whingeing on in the background,she thought I'd done one with a bimbo to Blackpool for the day maybe I should have

I can understand the similarity between the sound of a seagull and a scouse accent.

I noticed the title of this thread asks if you have ever been "physically" attacked by a seagull. What if you have been verbally attacked by a seagull???

I walked past one of the critters near the grand hotel the other day and i would swear I heard it call me a miserable negative bounder.

Has anyone heard of "seagulling", its like happy slapping with cum in your hand.

On the same discusting relms of:

Spider-web
Monkey-face

LOL, I had to go and google 'seagulling' after you posted that

Read number 3.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=seagulling

Hear is monkey face for all those that didnt know:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... onkey+face

'Angry pirate' is another good one!

A ritual which is popular in all-male prisons, whereby said inmate ejaculates into his palm and throws it at the next unsuspecting prison guard who walks past his cell.

"Yo dude, you gotta keep seagulling that screw! "



I'm going to go seagulling round the town this afternoon, obviously i would need to go at about 30 minute intervals, and my segulling might not be as much as the day goes on, i can water it down though can't i?

I didn't know they did a Unisex version.

Seagulling is also the term used when a male is watching a couple in a car in a dogging park and cums over the window.

fu-cking hell I lead a sheltered life!!!!

Down the headland last week near the Pot House and the gulls were circling and making a hell of a racket and noticed they were moving along the prom ... we then saw a bloke with what appeared to be some sort of hawk on his arm and the comment .... 'only on the headland' came to mind. The gulls were well pissed off and making a racket, probably offering it out knowing them. He was there again yesterday, why?
Pigeons, dirty little rats with wings, the Clansman must be clad in pigeon crap now yet no one does a thing about it, meanwhile a disgusting pigeon with a gnarled foot is knee deep in warm spew pecking away happily.

Your dog needs a name change.
I suggest Behan.