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 Post subject: Re: The worst two weeks on the sporting calender
PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:19 am 
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Imagine what this'd do to poor old PoK?? :shock: :shock: :shock:
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:32 am 
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I knew about Eastbourne, Sussex, because it's been going on for years.

What I didn't know was about lesbians going to Eastbourne to watch the tennis.

It only makes the mind boggle, don't it? :grin: :coool:

Not really pok . there not the one's you watch on porno's... confised


Brilliant, I bet he thinks every lesbian looks like kelly brook, when infact everyone i have met looks like a trapped boy

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:51 pm 
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Foookin shut up, and run and get that ball for me. Theres a good boy. :grin:


erm, 30 all?

I've lost count.



Tennis would be better if they made the pitch bigger, got rid of the net, stuck some rectangle shaped targets at either end and made it a team game of say 11 competitors on either side.
The object of the game would be both teams kick a ball about and try and get it off each other, when they do this they then try an kick the ball into the rectangle shaped target thus gaining a point.

The team with the most points at the end of the game, which could last for around 90 minutes, wins.
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Compo wrote:
Sussex07 wrote:
Poolie of Kent wrote:
I knew about Eastbourne, Sussex, because it's been going on for years.

What I didn't know was about lesbians going to Eastbourne to watch the tennis.

It only makes the mind boggle, don't it? :grin: :coool:

Not really pok . there not the one's you watch on porno's... confised


Brilliant, I bet he thinks every lesbian looks like kelly brook, when infact everyone i have met looks like a trapped boy


To paraphrase:

I like Kelly Brook, me. :grin: :coool:

She's from Chatham and all. :coool:
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Poolie of Kent
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she would eat you alive


Ah, if only....
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:15 pm 
Salty wrote:
Tennis would be better if they made the pitch bigger, got rid of the net, stuck some rectangle shaped targets at either end and made it a team game of say 11 competitors on either side.
The object of the game would be both teams kick a ball about and try and get it off each other, when they do this they then try an kick the ball into the rectangle shaped target thus gaining a point.

The team with the most points at the end of the game, which could last for around 90 minutes, wins.


Actually, I once saw ADG do something like that. He wasn't bad at all. :grin:
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Shag 20 eighteen year old lasses in one afternoon.


Actually, I once saw ADG do something like that. He wasn't bad at all. :grin:


:shock:

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Billie Jean King

Martina Navratilova

Lisa Raymond

Gigi Fernandez

Helen Hull

Amelie Mauresmo

Conchita Martinez

Tennis player's that bat for the other side.

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Billie Jean King

Martina Navratilova

Lisa Raymond

Gigi Fernandez

Helen Hull

Amelie Mauresmo

Conchita Martinez

Tennis player's that bat for the other side.


What is it with tennis and homosexuality? sctatchinghead
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Hanging around too long in the changing rooms, would be my guess...

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ADG wrote:
Grabec wrote:
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Shag 20 eighteen stone lasses in one afternoon.


Actually, I once saw ADG do something like that. He wasn't bad at all. :grin:


:shock:


:shock: :shock:

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