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 Post subject: Re: Self Surgery!
PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:41 pm 
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I pulled an ingrowing toenail out before cut down along the nail i could see so the bit sticking into my toe wasnt attached to the rest of my nail, i got hold of the end with the nail clippers and just pulled it out in one swift go, was about 5mm into my toe was agony like.

oh I have also cut off a wart on my finger, it bleeds like a bitch.

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 Post subject: Re: Self Surgery!
PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:45 pm 
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ElvisAintDead wrote:
What's the worst/best thing you've done to yourself? No Doctors allowed......


What happens if you are a Doctor, although I dont think we get many on the bunker

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 Post subject: Re: Self Surgery!
PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:59 pm 
what about the good Doctor?
posh fella, bit thick


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 Post subject: Re: Self Surgery!
PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 5:27 pm 
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I made my "fat lad" treble in length this morning

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 Post subject: Re: Self Surgery!
PostPosted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 5:29 pm 
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parmopooly wrote:
I made my "fat lad" treble in length this morning


rolfl rolfl


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 Post subject: Re: Self Surgery!
PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:23 am 
rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl


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 Post subject: Re: Self Surgery!
PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:27 am 
I once inserted a small stone in my ear when I was about 5 years old and then 'tried' to extract it with a rusty 6" nail....I ended up at St.Hildas....couldn't do nowt for me....Hartlepool General....same again....and then some Hospital in Sunderland that finally removed it!!!! :coool: :coool: :coool:

Up until I was about 14 I believed that they put a jet of water in one ear and the stone came out of the other ear!!!! confised :uhoh: confised

Older brothers and sister eh!?!? :evil: rage :evil:

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 Post subject: Re: Self Surgery!
PostPosted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:30 am 
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I have pulled out my own teeth,the pain was bbolt sadx but at least that butcher of a dentist did not get to me. :roll:

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