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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Rod the Steward
PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2009 8:40 am 
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Is outside my house now. :shock: :laugh:

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The Lightning Tree
 Post subject: Re: Rod the Steward
PostPosted: Sat May 30, 2009 9:31 am 
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He'll be delivering an Indians!!

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 Post subject: Re: Rod the Steward
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Rod the steward is a good fella been round my house a few times for a cup of tea and a natter with my dad, the only thing I can say about him though he talks on the inbreath and once you noticed this its all you can focus on and not listen to what he actually says.

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Dugoutpaddy
 Post subject: Re: Rod the Steward
PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 9:05 pm 
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He once delivered a meal to us on a christmas eve. Twenty minutes after he had dropped the food off there was a loud knock on the door and when I opened it there was 'Rod' clutching a piece of paper. It turned out that as he was leaving my gaff the first time some drunk driver hit my car and drove on, 'Rod' followed him around foggy furze and into Belle View where the culprit parked up Rod wrote down the address make of car reg number etc then presented them to me!

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Turned out the driver was banned already no insurance etc etc and I received 50p per week, over a grands worth of damage to the car rage

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 Post subject: Re: Rod the Steward
PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 9:20 pm 
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Great lad Rod.

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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: Rod the Steward
PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 9:53 pm 
Him and Brisko!!!! :coool: :coool:


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 Post subject: Re: Rod the Steward
PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 11:52 pm 
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Dugoutpaddy wrote:
He once delivered a meal to us on a christmas eve. Twenty minutes after he had dropped the food off there was a loud knock on the door and when I opened it there was 'Rod' clutching a piece of paper. It turned out that as he was leaving my gaff the first time some drunk driver hit my car and drove on, 'Rod' followed him around foggy furze and into Belle View where the culprit parked up Rod wrote down the address make of car reg number etc then presented them to me!

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Turned out the driver was banned already no insurance etc etc and I received 50p per week, over a grands worth of damage to the car rage

how much have you raked in so far?
I'd have put dog shite through the banned driver's letter box at least twice a week until the fine was paid.

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