Anyone seen this site? Absolute quality some of the stuff on it.

http://www.fmylife.com/

Here is one example:

Today, I dreamed that I met this beautiful girl at a restaurant and we ended up having lunch together. Everything was going perfect until the end when I tried to get her number and she wouldn't give it to me. I can't even get a girl in my dreams. FML

Random... funny

Another:

Today I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML

It reads like a site for twentysomething Nuts and Loaded 'readers' who have never had a woman and never will.... a bit camp actually.

I suppose you still read 'itwasn'tlikethatinmyday' weekly still snowy?

Thank fook you said that Snowy.

I am in full concurrence.

whats wrong with nuts and zoo mags they are good for reading when having a shit especially the pub ammo facts

snowy would never like that magazine, it's all about gadgets, new music, women and new youth culture.

If it was about pebbled streets, hoops with sticks on them to run along the streets, hovis bread, 1906's nostalgia, top 10 tips of how to put down the young of today in a patronising manner...

Then it would be right up his street!

So that confirms you're a Nuts and Loaded 'reader', nice to know ..... any avatar including 'phwoar' lasses usually indicates this.... as for'itwasn'tlikethatinmyday' ...not my style, are you intimidated by people over 25 or were you once scared by a 29 year old, you do seem to have an obsession with the subject ....sonny.

You 'read' them....

Er, you aren't 'young' anymore....check your birth certificate, but your insistence on emphasising your 'youth' indicates you'll end up with a combover and perma tan in twenty years time while still propping up the bar ...unless you do it now...?

Of course i'm young i'm 24.

No chance of a perma tan, never been on sunbed in my life, and as for the comb over, i shave my hair n keep it short these days, no mullet for me anymore, so if i'm going bald, i'll go bald gracefully

You are never four years younger than our lass.

...she's 28, you're 24...that's four years in my book.

Done well to get a lass that young at your age

Lesson one .... a woman is as old as she says she is .. I could of course point out the bleedin obvious discrepancy, but as she becomes Biffa Bacons Mother when quizzed on any subject, discretion becomes the better part of valour.