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Fetish_Bob
 Post subject: The Hartlepool Mail just get's better
PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2009 2:31 pm 
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Tonight they have published a completed Sudoku puzzle, while the one under yesterday's solution, is in fact blank apart from the original number's placed in it to allow you to complete it.

What the F*** do there printer's/proof readers actually do.

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 Post subject: Re: The Hartlepool Mail just get's better
PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2009 2:33 pm 
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Fetish_Bob wrote:
What the F*** do there printer's/proof readers actually do.


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PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2009 2:35 pm 
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Compo wrote:
Fetish_Bob wrote:
What the F*** do there printer's/proof readers actually do.


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Cornelius Atweasle
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PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2009 3:40 pm 
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Did anyone notice last week's Mail? One day the page folio numbers were back to front. Page 2 became Page 35. :roll:
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JohnnyMars
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PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2009 3:42 pm 
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A few weeks ago in the Saturday editions crossword they put the 'down' questions in twice and omitted the 'across' questions. A real puzzler sctatchinghead
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parmopooly
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PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:46 pm 
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I'm stuck on the Viz catchphrase puzzle.
You might do this first thing on a morning, and it sounds like hitting a member of the clergy

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Gibsons Beard
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PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2009 6:40 pm 
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I'm stuck on the Viz catchphrase puzzle.
You might do this first thing on a morning, and it sounds like hitting a member of the clergy


Punch the vicar sctatchinghead

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Cornelius Atweasle
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Last week, the whole of Page 5 was upside down. Where are the proof-readers?

It never used to happen in the good old days, when Roy Kelly was thin.
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Montpoolier
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PostPosted: Tue May 19, 2009 7:51 pm 
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I'm stuck on the Viz catchphrase puzzle.
You might do this first thing on a morning, and it sounds like hitting a member of the clergy

Deck the deacon?
Plant the pastor?
Slap the sexton?
Kill the curate?
Nut the new archdeacon?

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parmopooly
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none of those seem to fit!

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Matty_Robson's_Chin
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Fetish_Bob wrote:
Tonight they have published a completed Sudoku puzzle, while the one under yesterday's solution, is in fact blank apart from the original number's placed in it to allow you to complete it.

What the F*** do there printer's/proof readers actually do.


Its a lass, enough said!!!

Got the missus brother to slate her when he see's her in the courts next week :) :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Montpoolier
 Post subject: Re: The Hartlepool Mail just get's better
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parmopooly wrote:
none of those seem to fit!

Do any of them have the right number of letters, for example Nos. 1, 3 & 4?

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MutleyRules
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PostPosted: Wed May 20, 2009 2:12 am 
It was in 'Yakkanese'!!!! confised confised


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