New chinese buffet at Teeside Park

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Anyone been yet? Its next to the bowling place. (Think it used to be a steak house?) Just been and it was lovely. Pisses all over the one on Park Road and is beautifully decorated. The Kung Po Chicken and Chicken Satay Skewers were gorgeous and iv never seen multi coloured prawn crackers before :shock:

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Wed May 06, 2009 3:35 pm

sounds nice but i think i will wait before i try it,well wait until some of the fat bastads off here have tried it and go off their recommendations :laugh:

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Wed May 06, 2009 3:36 pm

Teesside Park Tree. :laugh:

Bluetooth · **Joined:** Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:11 pm **Posts:** 614

the wok inn takes some beating :grin:

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Wed May 06, 2009 4:14 pm

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

Anyone been yet? Its next to the bowling place. (Think it used to be a steak house?) Just been and it was lovely. Pisses all over the one on Park Road and is beautifully decorated. The Kung Po Chicken and Chicken Satay Skewers were gorgeous and iv never seen multi coloured prawn crackers before :shock:

Fook me that's the most positive thing you've ever posted.

If this was a Chinese restaurant based forum you'd be one of the rose tinted spec crowd.

Bovverbootbob · **Posted:** Wed May 06, 2009 4:46 pm

ewe karnt beet thee Blackhorl Wock

Spender · **Posted:** Wed May 06, 2009 5:32 pm

Chinese grub?? rolfl

You've never had any......all cooked in ketchup and brown sauce. :laugh:

Do they serve chicken feet?? Duck heads?? Sheep intestine??

Chow down, join in the staff meal. bbolt

Mampi Swift · **Posted:** Wed May 06, 2009 5:36 pm

Spender wrote:

Chinese grub?? rolfl

You've never had any......all cooked in ketchup and brown sauce. :laugh:

Do they serve chicken feet?? Duck heads?? Sheep intestine??

Chow down, join in the staff meal. bbolt

Proper Chinese food is not a patch on our version! I dunno how you survive over there, Kev, you must be wasting away!

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Wed May 06, 2009 5:41 pm

Spender wrote:

Chinese grub?? rolfl

You've never had any......all cooked in ketchup and brown sauce. :laugh:

Do they serve chicken feet?? Duck heads?? Sheep intestine??

Chow down, join in the staff meal. bbolt

I once had some 'chicken soup' in a traditional Vietnamese restaurant in Ho Chi Minh City it consisted of a boiling pot some noddles and ALL of the chicken, claws, beak, head the lot :shock:

You couldn't actually see through the noodles and 'sauce' what you were going to pull out next.

I had some 'fish soup' on the same trip which was similar, I swear it had fish shit in it, and loads of eyes.

Both were two of the most disgusting things I have ever eaten.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Wed May 06, 2009 6:04 pm

if they don't eat carrotts to help them see in the dark, then eating eyes is the obvious thing to do!!!

Spender · **Posted:** Wed May 06, 2009 6:13 pm

Mampi Swift wrote:

Spender wrote:

Chinese grub?? rolfl

You've never had any......all cooked in ketchup and brown sauce. :laugh:

Do they serve chicken feet?? Duck heads?? Sheep intestine??

Chow down, join in the staff meal. bbolt

Proper Chinese food is not a patch on our version! I dunno how you survive over there, Kev, you must be wasting away!

I am kidder, I love the way they make fried rice yellow and boiled rice white so people can tell the difference. :grin:

Not here, like....... :wink:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed May 06, 2009 11:00 pm

I live literally yards away from the Chinese Buffet in Park Road and I've never ever stepped foot in there....it looks minging as feck....even from the outside!!!! confised

And I haven't heard that many decent reports from there either!!!! confised

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37540

PJ_Poolie wrote:

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

Anyone been yet? Its next to the bowling place. (Think it used to be a steak house?) Just been and it was lovely. Pisses all over the one on Park Road and is beautifully decorated. The Kung Po Chicken and Chicken Satay Skewers were gorgeous and iv never seen multi coloured prawn crackers before :shock:

Fook me that's the most positive thing you've ever posted.

If this was a Chinese restaurant based forum you'd be one of the rose tinted spec crowd.

If this was a reataurant based forum, his user name would be ..... b (2001) with hamster. :laugh:

Frodraff · **Posted:** Wed May 06, 2009 11:31 pm

Spender wrote:

Chinese grub?? rolfl

You've never had any......all cooked in ketchup and brown sauce. :laugh:

Do they serve chicken feet?? Duck heads?? Sheep intestine??

Chow down, join in the staff meal. bbolt

You forgot the uteruses. I only remembered cos you can get them frozen at the Yung Wah in Park Road in Liverpool. So far have resisted the temptation to invest.

Spender · **Posted:** Thu May 07, 2009 3:49 am

Oh aye I did. :roll:

I was at the mother in laws and they offered me this elastic looking stringy stuff and I said no, it's sheep guts isn't it?? NO, NO, NO!! Not the tummy!! The birth canal.... :shock:

Oh that's alright then.... :roll:

Compo · **Posted:** Thu May 07, 2009 9:20 am

Spender wrote:

Chinese grub?? rolfl

You've never had any......all cooked in ketchup and brown sauce. :laugh:

Do they serve chicken feet?? Duck heads?? Sheep intestine??

Chow down, join in the staff meal. bbolt

chicken and duck feet are the spawn of satan, had to eat them as a dare at my mate wedding in Hong Kong was awful, also where is all the chicken breast meat over there they seem just to serve crap stringy chicken on bones that are horrible.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37540

Compo wrote:

Spender wrote:

Chinese grub?? rolfl

You've never had any......all cooked in ketchup and brown sauce. :laugh:

Do they serve chicken feet?? Duck heads?? Sheep intestine??

Chow down, join in the staff meal. bbolt

chicken and duck feet are the spawn of satan, had to eat them as a dare at my mate wedding in Hong Kong was awful, also where is all the chicken breast meat over there they seem just to serve crap stringy chicken on bones that are horrible.

...they serve it to the Chinese, the crap stringy chicken is for the tourists. :laugh:

Compo · **Posted:** Thu May 07, 2009 9:35 am

Snowy wrote:

Compo wrote:

Spender wrote:

Chinese grub?? rolfl

You've never had any......all cooked in ketchup and brown sauce. :laugh:

Do they serve chicken feet?? Duck heads?? Sheep intestine??

Chow down, join in the staff meal. bbolt

chicken and duck feet are the spawn of satan, had to eat them as a dare at my mate wedding in Hong Kong was awful, also where is all the chicken breast meat over there they seem just to serve crap stringy chicken on bones that are horrible.

...they serve it to the Chinese, the crap stringy chicken is for the tourists. :laugh:

well I must have been eating in some place that scams the locals as was with a lad that was born and lives there. And whats more they dont do surf and turf :laugh:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37540

New chinese buffet at Teeside Park

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