How on earth are we offering Mackay a new deal? Is he paying US to stay?

Why has Turner released "one of the best young keepers in the league"??

And why the fuck do we want Bridges? (if its true) Hardly set the world alight at Carlisle and is so injury prone its untrue. Why pay out decent wages for someone to sit on the physio table?

When are we hearing who is confirmed as manager for next season? Have they asked for applications yet?

Thank you for your seven questions. All our operatives are busy right now. You are in a queue, your questions are very important to us. You will be answered in due course. In the meantime, here's some music that you hate. You are being charged two quid a second. You can welcome to the board if you want, but it's at your expense.

Rule Brittania, marmalade and jam, five Chinese crackers up yer arsehole, bang bang bang bang bang.

How I miss it.

Why've you posted the same thing twice? You should be sacked as a poster.

I was thinking that earlier, I am glad pools have gotten rid of ALB, however it was only a few weeks ago Turner was singing his praises. I know this could be to give the lad confidence and perform better but whether Turner was doing this or showing up to the media the comments he made look a tad stupid.

Read that again.

It's what managers do.

Turner wouldn't have said what he did if he didn't think that ALB had ability, but in the end he's got rid of both goalkeepers to try and make a fresh start.

welcome to the board tree/grave/whoever the fook you are

have you ever thought that the alb comment was made to boost confidence and really he thought he was shite? Or are you too stupid to work that out?

At a guess, I'd say the latter.

yes thats why i wrote that

Yup that crossed my mind. And if he says anything like it in furture the player will just think "yeah right you bullshitting 'lovely lovely person'! You said that about ALB and then ditched him"

Adding nothing to the board as usual.

no wonder porter left!!

What a gormless shower... ... imagine you've got a long journey ahead of you and the only means of transport is two donkeys... the bloke who bought them for his boss has legged it and your boss says it's all you've got till you get there, there's no money for new donkeys till then, so get on with it. You realise you have to complete the journey and set off, but they keep letting you down. Do you praise them to high heaven and treat them well or do you use the whip, knowing then they'll just sit down and refuse to budge ..... So, ... you bite your tongue when necessary, say sweet things to them. even when you feel like flogging them and pray you get though.
And when you get through, it's a quick trip to the glue factory and a copy of Donkey Trader Classifieds.

Snowy has downgraded. It used to be car analogies; now it's donkey analogies.

I'm analogydextrous.

pathetic

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