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 Post subject: Joel - It's official
PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 4:40 pm 
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Text from the club, he is leaving for Australia in the summer............


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 Post subject: Re: Joel - It's official
PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 4:44 pm 
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Hope he gets the send off he deserves tomorrow. Good Luck Joel, and thanks for the memories! rolf

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 Post subject: Re: Joel - It's official
PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 4:46 pm 
Well I must say this comes as a great shock, I never saw this one coming.


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 Post subject: Re: Joel - It's official
PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 4:49 pm 
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A perfect ambassador for the Club, should take his rightful place amongst HUFC legends, I still remember the first goal h ever scored in the 1-0 win over Burton Albion in the 2nd Round live on BBC under Cooper that took us to Sunderland.

Have a safe journey back to the land of Oz, Joel. clappp clappp rolf rolf

Hope he makes into the Australia side one day ! clappp clappp clappp


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 Post subject: Re: Joel - It's official
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We can all speculate PJ.

The clue is in the title - OFFICIAL rolfl


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 Post subject: Re: Joel - It's official
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A good way to show appreciation would be to wear the "Aussie" away shirt (if you have one).

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 Post subject: Re: Joel - It's official
PostPosted: Fri Apr 24, 2009 4:57 pm 
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We can all speculate PJ.

The clue is in the title - OFFICIAL rolfl


You'd have at least thought his departure would have been mooted, not even any suggestion of it, most things normally end up on the rumour mill not this one obviously. I'm in deep shock, I mean even actually hearing him say "I've signed a three year deal with Gold Coast" at the centenary dinner hasn't quite prepared me for this.


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 Post subject: Re: Joel - It's official
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There season runs from March to August , if my memory right.

So a loan from September to March next season, could be worth looking at.

Yes so I'm grabbing at straws, but come on it not a bad idea.

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 Post subject: Re: Joel - It's official
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There season runs from March to August , if my memory right.

So a loan from September to March next season, could be worth looking at.

Yes so I'm grabbing at straws, but come on it not a bad idea.


Sadly not - their sesaon starts on 8 August rage

But I have a cunning plan. Its £66 million on the Euro Lottery this evening so I've bought a ticket and when I win the jackpot I'll make sure Joel wants to stay. Where's that Baldrick gone he said it was a good idea ..... :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Joel - It's official
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i'll miss him

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 Post subject: Re: Joel - It's official
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Until now I harboured a wild hope that he would stay for another year. sadx

He is truly one of the best Pools players ever. Consistently cut it at the highest level we've played at.

Good luck to him. If the rumours are true about him not being allowed to go home at the end of last season, then he is a true professional. Many players would have tossed about in the reserves to see their last year out, but he has been a diamond in a shitpile this term.

Good luck to him!

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 Post subject: Re: Joel - It's official
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Until now I harboured a wild hope that he would stay for another year. sadx

He is truly one of the best Pools players ever. Consistently cut it at the highest level we've played at.

Good luck to him. If the rumours are true about him not being allowed to go home at the end of last season, then he is a true professional. Many players would have tossed about in the reserves to see their last year out, but he has been a diamond in a shitpile this term.

Good luck to him!


I concur

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 Post subject: Re: Joel - It's official
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Should be JEWEL PORTER


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 Post subject: Re: Joel - It's official
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you know how us younger ones have heard the stories about how great Pythian was without ever seeing him play, well when i'm taking my kids & grand kids to watch Pools i'm going to regale them with stories of an Australian player that emerged from no where, showed unbelievable touch & vision and became a legend, nay, THE LEGEND that defined how good of a club we had become.

Fuck Ravanelli,
Fuck Juninho,
Fuck Cantona,
Fuck Zola,
Fuck Ronaldo,

All hail Joel Porter, king of the foreigners.

I will shed a tear at 4:50pm, applaud him for his unbelievable effort this season, then assign him to the history books and move on.

Joel Porter = My best EVER Pools player

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 Post subject: Re: Joel - It's official
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Its a shame but we all knew it was going to happen.

Good luck to Joel. He's been a great servant for the club.


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I have a feeling Joel will be hyped up big time for this one today. First scorer any one?


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First scorer would be great. Hopefully he wont take a penalty if we get one, it would be awful if he missed on his final game. What a big game for his last home match though! Big crowd and atmosphere (and something to play for)

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 Post subject: Re: Joel - It's official
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I can't think of a more enjoyable Pools player that I've ever watched.

His form in the Cardiff season was unbelievable, he was unstoppable. An extremely friendly guy when I've spoke to him too.

Best of luck Joel

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 Post subject: Re: Joel - It's official
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Joel Porter Legend....fact... !

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 Post subject: Re: Joel - It's official
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You mean FACT! :grin:

It carries more weight if you put it in capitals!

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Me n Joel Porter shared a parmo once... FACT!

He also tried to get into my girlfriend once in nexus... FACT!

I'd of happily let him, watched, and cheered him on.

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 Post subject: Re: Joel - It's official
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Yubep wrote:
Me n Joel Porter shared a parmo once... FACT!

He also tried to get into my girlfriend once in nexus... FACT!

I'd of happily let him, watched, and cheered him on.


I see where you're coming from. Joel is one of them people you'd happily let have a go on your missus.

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 Post subject: Re: Joel - It's official
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Tax Paying Poolie wrote:
Yubep wrote:
Me n Joel Porter shared a parmo once... FACT!

He also tried to get into my girlfriend once in nexus... FACT!

I'd of happily let him, watched, and cheered him on.


I see where you're coming from. Joel is one of them people you'd happily let have a go on your missus.


rolfl clappp

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Tax Paying Poolie wrote:
Yubep wrote:
Me n Joel Porter shared a parmo once... FACT!

He also tried to get into my girlfriend once in nexus... FACT!

I'd of happily let him, watched, and cheered him on.


I see where you're coming from. Joel is one of them people you'd happily let have a go on your missus.


One of them people ?

How many others are on your list ?

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i'd let anyone have a go at your mrs TPP

infact i regularly have a go on her.

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 Post subject: Re: Joel - It's official
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Yubep wrote:
i'd let anyone have a go at your mrs TPP

infact i regularly have a go on her.


You're talking in the wrong tense!

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 Post subject: Re: Joel - It's official
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BillinghamPoolie wrote:
Tax Paying Poolie wrote:
Yubep wrote:
Me n Joel Porter shared a parmo once... FACT!

He also tried to get into my girlfriend once in nexus... FACT!

I'd of happily let him, watched, and cheered him on.


I see where you're coming from. Joel is one of them people you'd happily let have a go on your missus.


One of them people ?

How many others are on your list ?


Loads- and they're all women!!

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BillinghamPoolie wrote:
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Yubep wrote:
Me n Joel Porter shared a parmo once... FACT!

He also tried to get into my girlfriend once in nexus... FACT!

I'd of happily let him, watched, and cheered him on.


I see where you're coming from. Joel is one of them people you'd happily let have a go on your missus.


One of them people ?

How many others are on your list ?


doesn't everyone have a...

"These people are allowed to do our lass" list like me and tpp?

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Yubep wrote:
doesn't even have a...

"These people are allowed to do our lass" list like me and tpp?


Your name isn't even on your list is it?!

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I got kicked off the list years ago.

I'm just on everyone elses list :grin:

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Yubep wrote:
I got kicked off the list years ago.

I'm just on everyone elses list :grin:


i have had your missus

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Compo wrote:
Yubep wrote:
I got kicked off the list years ago.

I'm just on everyone elses list :grin:


i have had your missus


That's good, and you are on the list of people allowed so it's fine, go to town on her when and when you like.

just tidy up after

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 Post subject: Re: Joel - It's official
PostPosted: Sat Apr 25, 2009 11:35 am 
love Joel Porter, also my favourite ever Pools player.!

Good luck skippy, and thanks for the memories rolf


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