Shearer to manage Sandcastle

Mute Witness · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:10 am **Posts:** 3572

Shearer to manage Sandcastle for last 6 games according to Sky Sports New. rolfl

woody · **Posted:** Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:20 pm

It has been confirmed this minute.

Mampi Swift · **Posted:** Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:31 pm

Typical Mag publicity stunt at this point of the season. In order to ensure season ticket and shirt sales for the next season, regardless of how badly they are doing, they must either sign a big name, but slightly past his best player (totally overlooking the fact that the rest of their squad is shite), or allude to the return of Keegan or Shearer. The supporters are brainless chunts to a man, and cannot see that they have been falling for this same stunt for over a decade now.

As usual, the national press will be swarming round there tomorrow. There'll be queues round the block of people getting 'Shearer 9' printed onto shirts and interviews with rent-a-quote Geordies all over the news tomorrow night.

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:33 pm

That's going to look good on tomorrow's newspapers isn't it...

THE TIMES

WEDNESDAY 1 APRIL 2009

SHEARER NEW TOON BOSS !!!!

clappp

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:36 pm

Seriously, either this is a stitch-up by the BBC or this is supposedly the coming of the Second Messiah !!!! rolfl

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Tue Mar 31, 2009 11:38 pm

It could even be this bloke

The fans will be all congregating outside the ground as if they've just won the Champions League !!! rolfl

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37493

The greatest moment in world history is now before us with the coming of the true Messiah, those not there to see it, will think themselves cursed they were not there, the church bells will ring out in joyous unison as mothers with their infants in arms flock for their child to just be in the radiant glow of the one true Messiah, the irresistable force that is .... SHEARER He is amongst us, all kneel and bow to the great one .... I really do hope they fookin go down now. rolfl

Mampi Swift · **Posted:** Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:06 am

I really hope this is an April Fool, just to see the look on their little faces.

woody · **Posted:** Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:17 am

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528, ... 28,00.html

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/footbal ... 975700.stm

Hope he has as much success going back as Keegan did this season :)

Warwick Hunt · **Posted:** Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:46 am

Ashley is just trying to win back the fans.

Shearer to manage Sandcastle

Gadgies online