Probably been done before but ive never seen it !!

Your user name and why ?

Mine simple

Tony Parry, i always remembered him playing when i was a kid, (i used to like him. but me dad always said he could never jump for a ball )sctatchinghead

so its a poolie nostalgic username

Well I guess mine is just a smart-arse mixture of Poolie and Montpellier when I used to live there.

I believe my first Internet nom-de-plume was Julius Sneezer, because the first forums I ever visited were history forums. That was followed by Mr J Caesar III, on the Beeb site when it used to have proper forums, and that carried over from history into footy.
Then IIRC I discovered Rivals (the ITN version, with a to ptabp in passing), and since the Caesar thing was irrelevant to Pools I invented the name Montpoolier.
Other names I've gone by are Mike Nelson's Contract (a big talking point at the time!), SBF (surrounded by frogs), and perhaps one or two others, but never more than one at a time ... eh Smythe!

When Mutters started calling me Richard at the match last week I decided that it was a shite name and Montpellier, "monty", was my true-to-life persona. And no I'm not really called Monty, but I don't mind, TONY!

Does anyone remember people like Milhouse, Vic Park, Vicky Park, Duncan de Sordally, the Business!!!

I reside in thornley so no more explanation needed.

I kill women.

Fair enough.

I got my name from the Damned album of the same name (dont know why I chose that album as it is only average) I should have called myself 'machine gun etiquette'.

Just altered my username, grave sounds better and given that im 'dead' funny it is more apt.

mine is my real name and i thought all user err never mind

Mine relates to the funniest thing i've ever seen on a football pitch!

im a man, hence the mister

my surname is byers hence the b

i started regularly using the internet in 2001 hence the 2001.

Boring really

I'm obsessed.

I'm a poolie 'til I die..................

Shouldn't your name by ptid then?

I know I am, I'm sure I am A poolie till I die, no I think that's right.

The last part of mine is a bit obvious really. I was a Town End regular.

The Jish part comes from my brother. My real name is Joe but he used to call me anything beginning with a J as he thought it was funny. I got Jeremy, Jeremiah, Jacob and Josh which eventually turned into Jish. This stuck and people have called me it ever since.

I'd prefer my username to be Jish instead of jishtownend, as I no longer stand in the Town End (CK stand regular now). If anyone with the power can be bothered, I would appreciate it!

Sorted.

By the way, how old are you? I sort of know a lad called Jish (mate of a mate and that like) and I don't think it's that common a name?

It's been my nickname for the last 30 years.

Well,
our lass grandfather ( Patrick) was sent to Calais in 1940 and before he left he said to his missus ' don't worry about me I'll be alright if there is a hole in the ground I'll be in it, just think of me as 'DugoutPaddy'
He was captured, marched to Poland and remained POW for 5 yrs. He kept a brief diary which we found some years later and the writing was so small his missus couldn't read it ( he was long gone). So I set about deciphering it for her, which was very moving for both of us!
you can read what was left of it at http://www.dugoutpaddy.co.uk
a lot of pages had been torn out

so there you go

Whilst not strictly supporting the idea of capital punishment I thought it quite apt for a town famous for despatching simians in a certain manner... A lotof you may know me as something else ..



yea and its not that fat bastad (c) ADG....

Yer, but it took me a long time to figure it out (assuming I'm right)!!

correct.

Mine was from "Time of the Hawklords" a book by Michael Butterworth and Michael Moorcock .

I'm also quite heavily into Hawkwind - bet none of you realised that before.

Fook me it never crossed my mind!

I've never heard of Hawklords by Moorcock but I have heard of Hawkmoon. And all the JC characters of course.

the taste of my s-punk

Is that anything like cyber punk?

Taste it to see.

suck them and see

Im as thick as a
False modesty?

I think Matty Robson's Chin is oversized and outrageous, So, decided i would be that for the crack, like

Mine is a sort of anagram of abbreviations, because people laughed at me when I was Florence.

i'm 31 (32 in July). Surely there isn't another Jish out there? I know there's an Ish, but not Jish?

I live at the south end of town, a bit shit I know but it does the job.

Ish as in the ish from the music sceen Ish? 30 miles wide is he in? Or is that Gib?! hmmm

Ish is singer out of The White Negroes.

thats the one, i know it was one of them bands from the town....

White Negros - decent band.
30 miles wide - similar - i liked that song 'Margharita' i think it was called

I knew they couldn't be real.

Bag of shite!

Still, they're streets ahead of the fella who gets on this site, used to front "a town band" (as the Mail would say) and thinks he can sing. Now wots his name?

Mebbe it's not you then, as the guy I'm thinking of knows my mate Fraser but he looks about 40.

i have been faithful to the town end for some time

Mine was really hard to think of

Wish i'd took more time to think now like

Ahh, the Jerry Cornelius books by Moorcock, especially 'A Cure for Cancer'. I also like his more recent stuff as well such as Mother London. I've met the great man a few times (with Hawkwind and Hawklords of course). I've got, but have still to read 'The Vengence of Rome', the final part of the Pyat quartet. It's even signed by him "For old times sake! The 'wind rules", one of my prized possesions.

Been listening to The Chronicles Of The Black Sword in the motor

Wonderful stuff Mr P, I'll have to dig that out now & give it a listen - one of my favourite Hawkwind albums & a great live show at the time with fire eaters & sword swallowers (and scantily dressed women )

I was Rik for a while, then Fat Blonde Marge - both on the Division Three Cheeseboard ( I used to like pretending to be a woman)
Then I went to Sunderland Uni in 2000 aged 30 and there was a lass there from Murton and when I told her where I was from she laughed and said "My husband calls it British West Hartlepool"
I just thought it was a great name and didnt realise any historical connections with The Likely Lads etc, and I'm from there...

After my hero, my terrier, snowy, very Tin Tin... he became my hero because while phoning home from Luton where I was working, our lass informed me he had attacked her mother for going near the bairns pram and she had to go to hospital for treatment ..... just doing his job.

British West hartlepool The Last Outpost of the Empire Goons circa 1956.

Mine sounds similar to an insult.

What would that be then

unbelievably i drive a bus for a living and it was a choice of which service number to pick and plumped for the number 6

My username, I think, speaks for itself.

Though according to a local medieval Kentish legend, every male born to the east of the River Medway, which runs through the Medway Towns of Rainham,Gillingham, Chatham, Rochester and Strood, is said to be a "Kentish Man", whilst every man born to the west of the River Medway, is said to be a "Man of Kent".

Taking this local legend into account, and by my personal logic that I have at least some 'Poolie blood in me as I am the son of a man born in Hartlepool, I originally joined the board a couple of years ago as "Kentish Poolie".

But, as I quickly realised that Gillingham, where I live, is on the West Bank of the River Medway that flows into the Thames Estuary, as opposed to the East Bank, I amended my username to become...."Poolie of Kent!"

The username also has a double meaning in that I am a 'Poolie, a fan of Hartlepool United, who has just started studying at the University of Kent...so in that regard, I am a Poolie of Kent (Uni).

Im err a tree and im err with a hamster.

and i would have expected nothing else