Things you just dont see at football matches anymore?

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Hangem	Post subject: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:48 am
	There must stuff you just don't see at games now. I'll start with collections with a big sheet being held while walking around the pitch, you just don't see it anymore.
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Freaky Teeth	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:50 am
Joined: Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:32 pm Posts: 2628 Location: Walking round the houses	you will if you go to Darlo
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Spender	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:50 am
	Wooden rattles. What a bloody awful noise.
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parmopooly	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:53 am
Joined: Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:54 pm Posts: 13354 Location: on me bike	the half time scores using metal squares with numbers painted on and the kid charged with doing it getting the scores completely wrong _________________ personal assistant to Nelson the German Shepherd
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parmopooly	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:54 am
Joined: Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:54 pm Posts: 13354 Location: on me bike	people with dogs _________________ personal assistant to Nelson the German Shepherd
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Cornelius Atweasle	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:56 am
Joined: Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:23 am Posts: 2282 Location: Bermuda Triangle	Entertaining play, end-to-end action, domination of the visiting team, goals, passion, value for money, etc.......
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parmopooly	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:59 am
Joined: Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:54 pm Posts: 13354 Location: on me bike	people waiting outside to get in for nowt for the last 20 minutes _________________ personal assistant to Nelson the German Shepherd
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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:59 am
Joined: Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am Posts: 20758	Good mascots. _________________ I'd recommend a more stealthy plan than googling 'afternoon tea dog'.
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Hangem	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:00 pm
	Cornelius Atweasle wrote: Entertaining play, end-to-end action, domination of the visiting team, goals, passion, value for money, etc....... nice one
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TforTurner	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:01 pm
Joined: Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:37 pm Posts: 689	Snow covered pitches with only the lines cleaned away.
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parmopooly	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:02 pm
Joined: Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:54 pm Posts: 13354 Location: on me bike	orange balls playing in snow _________________ personal assistant to Nelson the German Shepherd
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Freaky Teeth	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:05 pm
Joined: Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:32 pm Posts: 2628 Location: Walking round the houses	Just playing in mud
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Hangem	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:06 pm
	Tree_With_Hamster wrote: Good mascots. Yeah the kids off today bring back lawrence for one more game I say.
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Cornelius Atweasle	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:17 pm
Joined: Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:23 am Posts: 2282 Location: Bermuda Triangle	H99 wrote: Cornelius Atweasle wrote: Entertaining play, end-to-end action, domination of the visiting team, goals, passion, value for money, etc....... nice one Ouch! A rose-tinted retaliation.
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WestParkPoolie	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:20 pm
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:08 pm Posts: 772 Location: The West Wing	Decent left-backs _________________ "Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana."
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threepintwonder	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:28 pm
	pok and sussex
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WestParkPoolie	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:32 pm
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:08 pm Posts: 772 Location: The West Wing	threepintwonder wrote: pok and sussex That suggests Sussex has actually been to one in the past... _________________ "Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana."
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ChunkyMonkey	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:35 pm
Joined: Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:59 pm Posts: 569	Pub Footballers - an over-weight opposition player of limited ability. Every team used to have one. They are all far too fit (in the athletic sense) these days!
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The Lightning Tree	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:05 pm
Joined: Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:30 pm Posts: 5804	A good scrap!! _________________ The future has a way of arriving unannounced. In two days tomorrow will be yesterday!
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Compo	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:14 pm
Joined: Wed Jun 13, 2007 10:25 am Posts: 12959 Location: Huntingdon, Cambridge	st johns ambulance men running on the pitch with a stretcher and falling over _________________ "Whenever you're feeling stupid just remember, some people believe the Earth is 6000 years old" "Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication"
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JohnnyMars	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:34 pm
Joined: Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:24 am Posts: 2476	Teenagers in parkas running on the pitch and being rugby tackled by coppers...
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Compo	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:45 pm
Joined: Wed Jun 13, 2007 10:25 am Posts: 12959 Location: Huntingdon, Cambridge	streakers _________________ "Whenever you're feeling stupid just remember, some people believe the Earth is 6000 years old" "Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication"
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Cornelius Atweasle	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:48 pm
Joined: Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:23 am Posts: 2282 Location: Bermuda Triangle	Abingdon_Poolie wrote: streakers I'll do one just for you.
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bresslaw	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:59 pm
Joined: Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:45 am Posts: 2411	Peanut sellers, scarves tied round wrists, Trainers carying buckets, _________________ http://i11.tinypic.com/2vwcmeb.jpg
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gremmlin	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:02 pm
Joined: Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am Posts: 3141	sally army band at half time _________________ innocent of all charges and still no evidence it is easy to accuse when you dont have to prove go back to your drum and your anti depressants yes you
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Cornelius Atweasle	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:04 pm
Joined: Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:23 am Posts: 2282 Location: Bermuda Triangle	gremmlin wrote: sally army band at half time I bet you miss those half-time reports from Mafeking!
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Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:07 pm
Joined: Sat Nov 17, 2007 6:33 pm Posts: 7199 Location: Costa Del Sussex	Bring back Crombie Coats..
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Compo	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:48 pm
Joined: Wed Jun 13, 2007 10:25 am Posts: 12959 Location: Huntingdon, Cambridge	goal keepers with no gloves _________________ "Whenever you're feeling stupid just remember, some people believe the Earth is 6000 years old" "Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication"
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Cornelius Atweasle	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:51 pm
Joined: Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:23 am Posts: 2282 Location: Bermuda Triangle	Goalkeepers with no legs.
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Hawklord	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:52 pm
Joined: Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:27 pm Posts: 3115	goal keepers
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MutleyRules	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:21 pm
	Policemen having a laugh with the crowd!!!!
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butchers block	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:34 pm
Joined: Sun May 20, 2007 4:32 pm Posts: 381 Location: 'Artlypool	The home and away fans swapping ends at half time. (And without much bother) _________________ I don't say much but when I do - I don't say much.
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parmopooly	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:42 pm
Joined: Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:54 pm Posts: 13354 Location: on me bike	loads of kids on top of the wall/fence at various parts of the ground just waiting to drop down as soon as the steward f-ucks off (which he ALWAYS did)!! _________________ personal assistant to Nelson the German Shepherd
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Montpoolier	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:12 pm
Joined: Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:46 am Posts: 16992 Location: The people's democratic illegal republic of Catalonia	Goalkeepers wearing flat caps Goalkeepers wearing green jerseys on both sides, even for Plymouth Centre forwards shoulder charging goalkeepers Half backs Turnstiles making long ratchety noises Brass bands _________________ No, your children are not the special ones. (Nor is your dog.)
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Spiff	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:13 pm
Joined: Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:14 pm Posts: 302 Location: North of The Border (The Crimdon Border)	Toothless centre-forwards _________________ What would happen if you took a turkey & boned it?
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Fensy	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:22 pm
Joined: Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm Posts: 6475	Tackling Competitive drop balls
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WestParkPoolie	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:24 pm
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:08 pm Posts: 772 Location: The West Wing	Proper punch-ups. None of this handbags at dawn malarkey... Footballers wearing socks rolled down around their ankles. _________________ "Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana."
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Compo	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:28 pm
Joined: Wed Jun 13, 2007 10:25 am Posts: 12959 Location: Huntingdon, Cambridge	card numbers for substitutions none of this electronic crap. _________________ "Whenever you're feeling stupid just remember, some people believe the Earth is 6000 years old" "Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication"
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Fensy	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:33 pm
Joined: Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm Posts: 6475	Teams starting a game with the players wearing shirts numbered 1 to 11
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Hawklord	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:35 pm
Joined: Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:27 pm Posts: 3115	Entrance money in shillings and pence.
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WestParkPoolie	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:36 pm
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:08 pm Posts: 772 Location: The West Wing	Just about to post that, Fensy Metal studs _________________ "Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana."
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Compo	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:37 pm
Joined: Wed Jun 13, 2007 10:25 am Posts: 12959 Location: Huntingdon, Cambridge	being able to smoke in footy grounds _________________ "Whenever you're feeling stupid just remember, some people believe the Earth is 6000 years old" "Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication"
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WestParkPoolie	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:43 pm
Joined: Wed Jan 14, 2009 1:08 pm Posts: 772 Location: The West Wing	Back-passes to the keeper _________________ "Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana."
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TforTurner	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:45 pm
Joined: Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:37 pm Posts: 689	A full fixture list on a saturday afternoon.
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Nobodys Hero	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:03 pm
Joined: Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:28 am Posts: 971 Location: you will find me here there and everywhere	Proper hard bastad tackles. Soft fookin poofs nowadays. _________________ 78 revolutions a minute now.
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Spiff	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:17 pm
Joined: Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:14 pm Posts: 302 Location: North of The Border (The Crimdon Border)	ElvisAintDead wrote: Strips made by BUKTA or LITESOME. Mitre knarrnn you'd say that. Anyroads like, The turd in the Mill House bogs gutter. Grass bank ends _________________ What would happen if you took a turkey & boned it?
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norgepoolie	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:39 pm
Joined: Sun Sep 03, 2006 12:51 pm Posts: 626 Location: Nogland......mostly	Dublin boots with segs in. _________________ Lily Livered Liberal
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Spender	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:50 pm
	The Football Mail. Not in the ground like but a valuable contribution after the match.
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BillinghamPoolie	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:56 pm
Joined: Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:29 pm Posts: 9787 Location: Just down the road from the Telstar	MadJohn wrote: Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch It generates a warmth around the ground that augurs well for mankind _________________ I like the comfort zone. It's where all the sandwiches are.
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Hangem	Post subject: Re: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore? Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 6:06 pm
	The Town End crowd surge and moosemen!!!!
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