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 Post subject: Things you just dont see at football matches anymore?
PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:48 am 
There must stuff you just don't see at games now. I'll start with collections with a big sheet being held while walking around the pitch, you just don't see it anymore.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:50 am 
Wooden rattles. What a bloody awful noise. :laugh:


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Entertaining play, end-to-end action, domination of the visiting team, goals, passion, value for money, etc.......


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:00 pm 
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Entertaining play, end-to-end action, domination of the visiting team, goals, passion, value for money, etc.......
nice one :roll:


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Snow covered pitches with only the lines cleaned away.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:06 pm 
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Good mascots.
Yeah the kids off today bring back lawrence for one more game I say.


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Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
Entertaining play, end-to-end action, domination of the visiting team, goals, passion, value for money, etc.......
nice one :roll:


Ouch!

A rose-tinted retaliation. :laugh:


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pok and sussex :laugh:


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pok and sussex :laugh:


That suggests Sussex has actually been to one in the past... :shock:

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Pub Footballers - an over-weight opposition player of limited ability. Every team used to have one. They are all far too fit (in the athletic sense) these days!


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Teenagers in parkas running on the pitch and being rugby tackled by coppers...


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sally army band at half time :laugh:


I bet you miss those half-time reports from Mafeking! rolfl


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Policemen having a laugh with the crowd!!!! confised :evil:


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The Football Mail. sadx

Not in the ground like but a valuable contribution after the match.


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The Town End crowd surge and moosemen!!!!


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