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Gibsons Beard
 Post subject: Im going to convert my house into a mosque
PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:05 pm 
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I got told the other day that many muslims in the country get away without paying council tax by alleging that they pray in their houses at least 5 times a day (basically meaning that their houses are deemed to be a 'mosque'). Apparently there are 60,000 registered residential 'mosques' in Bradford!!!

Obviously as a result those who live in a house and not in a 'mosque' are required to make up the difference. banghead

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 Post subject: Re: Im going to convert my house into a mosque
PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:27 pm 
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and APPARENTLY Hitler didn't kill any jews either - rumour is a dangerous thing

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here is a bit of info that may be of interest

"religious buildings are exempt.
but as i remember, a 'regular' house cannot be deemed a religious building..it has to be a church or mosque, specifically built for that purpose.
many tried that one and failed."

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 Post subject: Re: Im going to convert my house into a mosque
PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:36 pm 
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my grandads house in Thornton St was turned into a mosque but now pulled down :uhoh:

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gremmlin wrote:
my grandads house in Thornton St was turned into a mosque but now pulled down :uhoh:


Don't you live in St Mary's Church with my Auntie Rosie? :wink:
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 Post subject: Re: Im going to convert my house into a mosque
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yes she won't let me leave till you come back

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yes she won't let me leave till you come back



After the 28th, I'm never coming back! :coool:
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 Post subject: Re: Im going to convert my house into a mosque
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you have to pay your council tax monthly? bbolt

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gremmlin
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Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
gremmlin wrote:
yes she won't let me leave till you come back



After the 28th, I'm never coming back! :coool:



heard you were off to warmer climes
but i thought we stopped exporting cons now :laugh:
Rosie is planning her trip already to visit you clappp clappp

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isnt it classed as a mosque if 5 or more are living in the same house thats what i was told by a a pakistani bloke and by many other ppl
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Sieg Hiel!! anyone got any of those membership forms... :roll: :roll:

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isnt it classed as a mosque if 5 or more are living in the same house thats what i was told by a a pakistani bloke and by many other ppl

Yes. Actually it's a sliding scale.

5 people living in a house is a mosque
10 is an temple
20 is a high chapel
50 is a monastery
and 100 is an abbey

Hope this helps

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Richard Head wrote:
robbie_poolie wrote:
isnt it classed as a mosque if 5 or more are living in the same house thats what i was told by a a pakistani bloke and by many other ppl

Yes. Actually it's a sliding scale.

5 people living in a house is a mosque
10 is an temple
20 is a high chapel
50 is a monastery
and 100 is an abbey

Hope this helps


I wish I had known this 16 years ago, can I convert the house retrospectively, and reclaim back all my Council tax?

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I'm going for the Abbey.
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