Here at Smythe Mansions within the shadows of the turnstile
in the murky depths of the garden pond passionate goings on are errrr
going on... two pairs of frogs are making whoopie!
The Shubunkin and Goldfish seem oblivious to this frog on frog action!
Isn't nature a wonderful thing?
I'll keep you all posted of any further developments.
King regards,
The Amphibian Voyeur

Once, whilst at Centerparcs, one night we came across two of the said creatures in the middle of the road, having it away. Mr Eds nephew videod it, then one of the younguns thought it would be funny to run the frogs over on his bike.

I suppose it was cruel, but very very funny, and the frogs died with a smile on their faces. I expect.

SO animal cruelty is funny? That's how serial rapists and murderers start their careers.

so they croaked??

Is that your way of resigning?

Can raping and murdering really be described as a career?

I'm not sure how that would go down at a careers day, or if you went on one of those computer programmes were you answer a long questionnaire then get a massive list of 'suitable' careers. They could subtly throw in "Have you ever ran over a mating frog on a Bicycle?" Then when the results come in like those below these people could be easily weeded out in childhood before any heinous crimes are ever committed;

Mechanic, Builder, Baker, Astronaut, Rapist, Arable Farmer, Accountant, Murdering Bastard, Life Guard, Cooper, Dog Noncer, Politician, Solicitor, Traffic Warden.

This could help clean up our streets.

Probably a very fulfilling and meaningful past-time.

you big toady

Fornicating Frog Update.....

Copulating coupla croakers still at it

who do ya reckon will win the custody battle for the kids?
The natterjack or the tree frog?

it'll be the natterjack i heard he's a right 'spawny' get

that was a "tad" harsh!!

wonder if frog spu-nk looks like tadpoles....?

i reckon it will be more like tapioca