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 Post subject: Love Action
PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:40 pm 
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Here at Smythe Mansions within the shadows of the turnstile
in the murky depths of the garden pond passionate goings on are errrr
going on... two pairs of frogs are making whoopie! :uhoh:
The Shubunkin and Goldfish seem oblivious to this frog on frog action!
Isn't nature a wonderful thing?
I'll keep you all posted of any further developments.
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 Post subject: Re: Love Action
PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:44 pm 
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Once, whilst at Centerparcs, one night we came across two of the said creatures in the middle of the road, having it away. Mr Eds nephew videod it, then one of the younguns thought it would be funny to run the frogs over on his bike.

I suppose it was cruel, but very very funny, and the frogs died with a smile on their faces. I expect.

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 Post subject: Re: Love Action
PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:24 pm 
SO animal cruelty is funny? That's how serial rapists and murderers start their careers.


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 Post subject: Re: Love Action
PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:28 pm 
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ADG wrote:
Once, whilst at Centerparcs, one night we came across two of the said creatures in the middle of the road, having it away. Mr Eds nephew videod it, then one of the younguns thought it would be funny to run the frogs over on his bike.

I suppose it was cruel, but very very funny, and the frogs died with a smile on their faces. I expect.


so they croaked??

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 Post subject: Re: Love Action
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Obafemi Obsession wrote:
SO animal cruelty is funny? That's how serial rapists and murderers start their careers.


Is that your way of resigning?


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 Post subject: Re: Love Action
PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:37 pm 
Obafemi Obsession wrote:
SO animal cruelty is funny? That's how serial rapists and murderers start their careers.


Can raping and murdering really be described as a career?

I'm not sure how that would go down at a careers day, or if you went on one of those computer programmes were you answer a long questionnaire then get a massive list of 'suitable' careers. They could subtly throw in "Have you ever ran over a mating frog on a Bicycle?" Then when the results come in like those below these people could be easily weeded out in childhood before any heinous crimes are ever committed;

Mechanic, Builder, Baker, Astronaut, Rapist, Arable Farmer, Accountant, Murdering Bastard, Life Guard, Cooper, Dog Noncer, Politician, Solicitor, Traffic Warden.

This could help clean up our streets.


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 Post subject: Re: Love Action
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PJ_Poolie wrote:
Obafemi Obsession wrote:
SO animal cruelty is funny? That's how serial rapists and murderers start their careers.


Can raping and murdering really be described as a career?



Probably a very fulfilling and meaningful past-time.


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 Post subject: Re: Love Action
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:razz: taz rolf

you big toady


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 Post subject: Re: Love Action
PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:01 pm 
ADG wrote:
Once, whilst at Centerparcs, one night we came across two of the said creatures in the middle of the road, having it away. Mr Eds nephew videod it, then one of the younguns thought it would be funny to run the frogs over on his bike.

I suppose it was cruel, but very very funny, and the frogs died with a smile on their faces. I expect.


Cruel little gets!!!! :evil: :evil:


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 Post subject: Re: Love Action
PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:03 pm 
PS....he should have skidded on the 'Froggy' mess and then broke his Collar Bone....now that WOULD have been funny!!!! :coool:


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 Post subject: Re: Love Action
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Fornicating Frog Update.....

Copulating coupla croakers still at it :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: Love Action
PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:37 am 
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who do ya reckon will win the custody battle for the kids?
The natterjack or the tree frog?

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 Post subject: Re: Love Action
PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:41 am 
it'll be the natterjack i heard he's a right 'spawny' get :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: Love Action
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that was a "tad" harsh!!

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 Post subject: Re: Love Action
PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:38 pm 
wonder if frog spu-nk looks like tadpoles....? :uhoh: :grin:


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 Post subject: Re: Love Action
PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:43 pm 
Salty wrote:
wonder if frog spu-nk looks like tadpoles....? :uhoh: :grin:
i reckon it will be more like tapioca


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