There is no heaven chip.

Good answer!

She's a repulsive human being, I'm not going to change that view because she has terminal Cancer (as pathetically and hypocritically the press have). The documentary she is making is an insult to every single person how has fought the disease with dignity and courage.

Reality television (and this country) is going to hit a new low when they screen someone dying of cancer motivated only be financial gain.

Having said that it's awful that two young lads are going to lose their mother far too young, it is a tragedy, but she repulses me if she's going to Heaven they don't set very high standards.

Its always sad when anyone gets cancer, but I'm not going to go all Princess Diana just because she's on TV.

I have a problem with that expression "fighting cancer". You can no more fight cancer than you can a broken leg. You just do what the doctors tell you and hope for the best. Trust me I know.

only Shaolin Monks have the ability to place mind over matter

prove there is a heaven

Not speaking from personal experience but surely everyone in a sense mentally tries to fight the disease? It must be a very difficult thing to hear (that you have Cancer) that their is a chance that you are going to die. I know of course you can't physically 'fight' the disease but having a postive outlook and frame of mind is surely in a sense fighting it?

He doesn't have to, you're saying it exicts, it's up to you to prve it.

Exactly!

Would proving there is a heaven have to include that there is also at least one God?, if there was a true God would he not ensure that only evil persons suffer such plights as terminal illness.

I have no problems accepting anyone's religious beliefs so long as they don't try and recruit me.

if it exists, can we get the bus there?

We all have a terminal illness. Every one of us.

the no6 isnt due to go for a while yet thanks

It will be the terminus I presume.

What's that place your buses go but there's never anyone on the bus ....Sorrynotinservice ?

Cynical I know, but I'm not sure yet that it isn't another publicity stunt.

very popular place
lots of buses go there

I too have an open mind about the whole thing. The one good thing to come out of it is that more women will get screened, leading to less deaths.

It would be a very sick publicity stunt. She would be hated even more than when she made racist comments.

i find it hard to feel sympathy for her, the fact that when she got it originally it was a national frenzy in the media with it being on the radio news every 15 mins as breaking news all day, having to sit there and hear it by about lunchtime i was, saying loudly to myself good, only not so politely. probly harsh but i don care. ( can we get a shruggy shoulders smilie?

You used to be able to get the bus there but stagecoach cut there service.

You can borrow this one:

To put things in perspective, is she really a racist? i mean what did she say excatly? wasnt it something like "go and eat your chippatti" or something !!! my guess is we are all guilty of making such remarks that we find funny (dont tell me no one has told a joke about the jew the irish fella and the englishman etc etc,
I dont like Jade goodie never have, but she has a terrible desease for someone so young (anyage for that matter)
cant be arsed to go on, im only a one liner bloke really
i usually rely on someone to take the point on for me, or explain why i might be wrong.

I think she must be quite brave having the cameras round her in her dying weeks..

I don't get it. A young woman is dying and leaving two young kids behind and its a subject for big laughs?

i'm guessing your not religious

There is a publicity aspect; getting married in hospital and selling the pictures for £1m. So what?

If you were dying and had the opportunity to leave your young children enough money to take care of them wouldn't you?

I can't help but admire the bravery of the lass.

well said that man!
puts a very good point across , i think that question is a no brainer tbh with you.

In Beetlejuice they all still had bits missing but that wasn't actually in heaven.

Reminds me of the story of the old couple who made a promise that which ever died first they would make contact with the live one and say if they had gone to heaven or not !!

The old man died first and sure enough after a week he made contact with his wife in a dream!

Martha he said, i get to be on the golf course all day and must admit im doing a hell of a lot of love making !!

Wow she replied you got to heaven ?

Not exactly he said..........im a rabbit in Yorkshire.............

Ill get me coat....

Who's laughing?

I'm certainly not. I'm suspicious that the whole public relations business is so poisonous that money earning scams on this scale are possible.

The fact that it's scumbag Jade Crap or whatever her name is all a bit of a coincidence.

Everyone has lost friends without the media and that Max Twat fella being involved to this extent.

This is not a publicity stunt.

I also can't believe anybody would think that she is stringing people along.

She's not going to be fighting the disease for a few months then make a miracle recovery.

When doctors say to you "thats it, nothing more we can do, you have weeks/months" then that really is it and you are a dead person walking. No escape, no happy ending, just death.

Personally, I cannot think of a more irritating bitch ever. I have always phuquing HATED the talentless, no mark, pig ugly gobshite tw@t since day 1, and her being famous for exactly that just irritates me even more.

BUT, no matter what, nobody deserves to die at 27, what sort of age is that? How unfair is that?

I find myself putting my feelings aside and pondering "phuq me, what if it was me?" Can you imagine the devastation of being told you are going to die at that age with young kids? Its awful. I do feel sorry for her, desperately sorry for her, as I would do any other young person that I knew about, looking at their final weeks. Poor Jade, and poor others in the same situation.

I won't be watching the TV programme or whatever it is that they are planning on doing. Thats sick stuff. And again, that shows the type of attention seeking bint that she is. I'm sure I would do everything in my power to avoid being filmed if I was on the way out.

So, very mixed feelings, but like I said, terrible, terrible thing to face.

At the same time you can see why exactly she is doing it though, she wants her kids to be as comfortable as possible financially once she has gone and you can't blame her for doing it

But are you Catholic?

Only Cathoics can enter Heaven. IT's a religious fact.

I just want to go to the great big football match and pub afterwards in the sky.
So long as it's not Man U like

Is it bollox. If it was you'd have put it in capitals. FACT.

Besides, the Jehovas Witness who bothered me on the doorstep a couple of months ago said only 144,000 will enter the kingdom of heaven, it says so in the Bible. And he reckons it will be them. Though he didn't say what happens to the jovies who don't make it. or how it's decided. .

I'd like to think it would be some sort of Takeshi's Castle type selection.

I used to be a sinner, used to have my cake and eat it
They warned me of my fate, but I was quite prepared to meet it
You'll go to Hell they smiled at me
And told me of the roaring fires
But I was happy living wild
And fueling my own desires
I was a wild man
Drinking, smoking and messing around with women
Lots of women
No, not swimming, women

I wanna go to Heaven
The place to be is right up there
I wanna go to Heaven
It's gonna be good so I won't despair

I decided to reform and pray
Beg mercy for my soul
I prayed in church
Threw away my bad habits
Prayed out of church
Adopted an entirely different role
I gave my money to the poor until I was poor
But at least I ensured that I would go up there
Instead of down below to the Inferno
Where the evil flames of desire
Burned higher and higher and higher

I'm gonna go to Heaven
Paid my dues so I'm getting in
I'm gonna go to Heaven
It's looking good if I abstain from sin

I knocked on the pearly gates
Neatly side-stepping the long queue
Waved hi to St. Peter
Who checked my card and let me through
I smiled, threw my hands in the air
Laughed and got arrested
They said hey man, you're in the wrong place
Your behaviour is a disgrace
Here we pray every hour, on the hour
Read extracts from the Bible and look solemn'
What, says I, no party?
No party?
Let me out

Let me out of Heaven
I got it wrong, no I can't stay here
No laughing in Heaven
Let me out, I just can't stay here

Well I ran around in the state of shock and panic
This wan't what I expected
Here was what looked like a bunch of manic depressives
Can I get a transfer, I screamed
But no, once you're in Heaven, you're here for good
The good of your soul, but that's no good for me
If you want to go to Hell you've really got to be bad
Okay, okay, I'll be bad
Too late
What do you mean too late
Too late
No
In the meantime

Let me out of Heaven
I've got it wrong, no I can't stay here
No laughing in Heaven
Oh God, it's awful here
Going crazy in Heaven
Take me out and let me go to hell
No laughing in Heaven
Don't laugh, this place is Hell

But with a walled off section for the Catholics ... at least to make them feel special.

Reminds me of a joke.
Four brothers, right, three were priests and one a lawyer.
One night the lawyer dreamed he'd died and been taken off to the afterlife. The others crowded eagerly round to ask him about the experience.
"Same as usual, really," he said. "Couldn't get near the fire for bloody priests."

I won't be seeing YOU in Heaven.

You are all wrong, it was on South Park The fillum and it is the mormons that are going to heaven

I think what you're probably trying to say, in your poor way, is you'd be in heaven if you could see me smile

But that's not enough for a football team......

At least there is a goalkeeper, good solid foundations there as we all know that jesus saves

Who could the other 8 be??
Well, 9, really as you coudn't expect the Pope to be very match fit. He'd be subbed in no time.

and joel porter knocks in the rebound

Of course there'd no Proddy Dogs allowed, that's a madey-up religion like Scientology.

For your team, Jesus does indeed save, but it's gonna be a bit weak down the right with all them left-footers...