Women say men are no good at it well i managed to pull my shorts up, turn the tv over and stuff the bog roll down the couch before our lass got the front door open

That is one of Jo Brands most used routines about the fact men can't multi-task and woman can

Well she has it down to a tee, stuffing her cake hole with pies whilst swigging at a bottle of pop, the fat cow

It is true they can, any bloke who has worked in a Call Centre( and you have my sympathy) will tell you. Women take the calls and do there after call work whilst on the phone , at the same time as texting on their own phone and filing their nails, eating and talking to the girl at the next desk ( no wonder mistakes are made)

What women struggle to do is one thing only and get it right.