yes and you get to meet some nice friendly pensioners as a bonus

i know and get lots of nice sweets of them
mind one day i will get some with wrappers on

don't eat any brazil nuts they may give you

So what's it to be PoK?

should he stay or should he go?

if he stays there will be trouble



if tje fund keeps going he might be bale to afford hotel accomodation?

To cum or not to cum?

depends if your gonna let him stop at yours

PoK is no bandit!

iwas thinking of that song,another thing if he can't afford a hotel how about a tent and sleeping bag

he doesnt like the cold though

okay a tent sleeping bag and some thermals

Yeah but you get the added fun of stamping on your brake pedal every 20 yards, pulling out without using indicators, forgetting it's give way to traffic on the right at roundabouts and crying when someone gives you something larger then a £1

oh right that explains it then,i thought i seen him at morrisons early christmas eve morning getting into a car and just caught a glimpse of the back of his jacket and could see the letters M e n t

I can give you a lift up, on a few conditions:

1) You don't mind travelling up on Wednesday night
2) You can get to South Mimms services, or somewhere like that.
3) You don't talk about Brittannia High, the Olympics, elections, Pools, crying at games, or anything you have read on the BBC website.
4) You don't mind me whoring you out to a few truckers at the aforementioned South Mimms services, to pay for your petrol. (NB. the POK fund cannot be used as an alternative form of payment)

How about it?

forgetting it's give way to traffic on the right at roundabouts

now that is not necessarily the case all the time

at powlett road/marina way (the balls roundabout)
middleton road/marina way
asda/marina way

if the traffic is coming round the roundabout and in the lane nearest the roundabout that leaves the other lane free to use as they are all on dual carriageways but the twats sit until there is fook all on the roundabout

Yeah but you get the added fun of stamping on your brake pedal every 20 yards, pulling out without using indicators, forgetting it's give way to traffic on the right at roundabouts and crying when someone gives you something larger then a £1


[/quote]oh right that explains it then,i thought i seen him at morrisons early christmas eve morning getting into a car and just caught a glimpse of the back of his jacket and could see the letters M e n t[/quote]

it actually says
"training mentor"
and when i am educating a new driver i have to wear it so the public dont report me for standing at the front talking to the driver.
typical company bullshit

that will be those nice pensioners who give you the sweets

Back to the crux of the matter (has crux ever been used on here before). Is PoK going to make the effort and watch us beat the Ammers?

its all gone quiet over there

All I would theoretically need is a place to stay for at the most a couple of nights.

Well you have several offers for a kip down.

Who else is offering - you retracted your offer didn't you?

get here u can have my spare room, if you get on my nerves you will be thrown out.

Rules.

1. No men visitors

2. No mention of any reality show

3. No mention of eurovision song contest

4. No mention of olympic games

5. I love Jeff Stelling like every Poolie but No mention of countdown

6. I withdraw my offer of £1:50 as you getting a bed

7 Breaking of any of the above will mean instant eviction.

8. You feed yourself

Is that a proper offer, Bob ?

You can rely on fireman Bob PoK.

Offer stands once you accept all the above rules.

I F****** hate reality shows, I wont be watching Lloyd Andrew Webber or anything to do with that S***, the Olympics are over, end of.

The NO MEN RULE, if broken will result in something painful put somewhere and used to throw you out of door.

I added rule 8, you feed yourself.

Once you accept those rules then you can have my spare room.

Rule 9 I can add rules whenever I want

Rule 8: Does that mean buying my own food?

Rule 1: Not applicable.

cant say fairer than that

Tell you what you buy it and I'll spoon feed you in a F****** high chair , WHY THE f*** IM I ANSWERING THAT.

It has to be a rhetorical question.

Never mind, Bob, I'll think I'll ask someone else.

Offer withdrawn. Im not good enough for POK.

He asking someone else, didnt think my rules that harsh.

Doesnt want a free bed , he want free bed breakfast and evening meal

Don't stay at Mr OO's Pok , it's reported he's a heavy drinker..

I wonder why.

Fetish Bob is preparing your room as we speak PoK.

What with whips, chains and handcuffs !

You bleeding ingrate, free travel, free ticket, free kip down and you want grub thrown in

Do you know ANYTHING about the real world????

I'm disappointed with PoK.

Can I thank all the posters who pledged money to crowbar Poolie of Kent off his armchair and get himself to the match for a change. It was a brave and noble effort by all, but sadly in vain. Thanks again.

Got to agree with Mutley.

And now he won't even show his face!

He may have a good reason. See Im being understandable. If he shows his face I wont have a go at him.

I leave that to the rest of you.

I'm bored of this now. I'm actually starting to feel sorry for PoK, as much as I get pissed off at his posting. No need to break the young lad's soul

Kent is touched by genius!

He's definitely the star of the bunker.