Lapdancing

Matty_Robson's_Chin · **Joined:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:57 pm **Posts:** 2155

IN HARTLEPOOL!

What?! No decent lasses in Hartlepool...... well, you'll have to pay for our very own smack heads we've got from Church street.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Wed Dec 17, 2008 2:51 pm

Matty_Robson's_Chin · **Joined:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:57 pm **Posts:** 2155

sorry.....

Hartlepool is set to get its first lap dancing club following the withdrawal of all objections.

Stockton-based LBB Leisure Ltd hopes to open the club in Whitby Street and applied for a licence in November.

However, objections were lodged by Cleveland Police, two departments in Hartlepool Council and a resident.

Following talks with those objecting to the club, the company has now agreed a number of conditions and the council granted a licence on Wednesday.

Ian Harrison, Hartlepool Council's Principal Licensing Officer, said: "A wide range of legally-binding conditions have been attached to the licence.

"These include the installation of a comprehensive CCTV system and the introduction of strict rules regarding contact between customers and dancers, to ensure that the club operates safely and does not pose a risk to any vulnerable groups.

"Like all licensed premises, the club will be closely monitored to ensure that all licence conditions are adhered to."

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Wed Dec 17, 2008 2:56 pm

I've never been to a lap dancing club and have no intention of ever going to one.

Matty_Robson's_Chin · **Joined:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:57 pm **Posts:** 2155

I'll have a stab in the dark and say your over 50 then..... got a few more morals than my good self :laugh:

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Wed Dec 17, 2008 2:58 pm

Matty_Robson's_Chin wrote:

I'll have a stab in the dark and say your over 50 then..... got a few more morals than my good self :laugh:

Over 50?

I'm not gonna bite at that one! :wink:

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Nope he's not.

Whats the point in wasting money too see some single mam dance for 5 minutes, who you can't touch.

I can sit at home and either...

A. Play with our lass

B. Watch porn, and i can at least touch myself.

It's a no brainer

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:03 pm

Yubep wrote:

Nope he's not.

Whats the point in wasting money too see some single mam dance for 5 minutes, who you can't touch.

I can sit at home and either...

A. Play with our lass

B. Watch porn, and i can at least touch myself.

It's a no brainer

Or C. Go to a nightclub and pull a tart who'll suck you off.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

C is an excellent option.

Mr Creosote · **Joined:** Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:05 pm **Posts:** 1887

Matty_Robson's_Chin wrote:

I'll have a stab in the dark and say your over 50 then..... got a few more morals than my good self :laugh:

I suggest its not about morals, but more to do with the simple fact that maybe Ripper has no problem attracting women with good looks and charm.

Those that need lap dancing clubs will be those with faces like smacked arses, that cant get women, or pervy types that look like paedo's.

Which of the two are you Mr Chin?

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

Mr Creosote wrote:

Matty_Robson's_Chin wrote:

I'll have a stab in the dark and say your over 50 then..... got a few more morals than my good self :laugh:

the simple fact that maybe Ripper has no problem attracting women with good looks and charm.

I bet they're dropping at his feet when he's out!! rolfl

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:25 pm

Tax Paying Poolie wrote:

Mr Creosote wrote:

Matty_Robson's_Chin wrote:

I'll have a stab in the dark and say your over 50 then..... got a few more morals than my good self :laugh:

the simple fact that maybe Ripper has no problem attracting women with good looks and charm.

I bet they're dropping at his feet when he's out!! rolfl

I used to have to fight them off.

Now the wife does that for me.

Mr Creosote · **Joined:** Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:05 pm **Posts:** 1887

oh come now, I am sure Mr Ripper knows how to attract the ladies. :roll:

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:59 pm

Matty_Robson's_Chin wrote:

I'll have a stab in the dark and say your over 50 then..... got a few more morals than my good self :laugh:

I'll vouch for Mr R. He's a clean-living young lad, handsome to boot! Noctural emissions are kept to a minimum. :grin:

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:02 pm

Yubep wrote:

B. Watch porn, and i can at least touch myself.

It's a no brainer

Touch your what?

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Dec 17, 2008 6:03 pm

Like others have already said....I don't see the point in them at all!!!! confised

Might aswell buy the Sunday Sport!!!! confised

Surely only really really sad bastards go to places like that!!!! confised

Given the choice I'd rather go and see a proper Stripper....Flange, Lollipops and all on show!!!! :razz:

Perkin · **Posted:** Wed Dec 17, 2008 6:12 pm

I just dont get it. A lad i once worked with visited the lapdancing clubs and spent a bomb at least once a month. Like I said to him 'If you cant touch whats the point'

I bet he just went home and w***** furiously all night

Matty_Robson's_Chin · **Joined:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:57 pm **Posts:** 2155

ive been to one in Boro but refused to pay £10 for a dance as you say, whats the point when you cant touch there fanny or tits. ...... its a kind of prostitution in my opinion.

and no, i wouldnt go back to one, but all you pervy types may want a dabble...

loyal blue · **Joined:** Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:53 pm **Posts:** 1912

I too dont see the point in these things. 1st off you have to pay over the odds to get in. the drinks are in the region of £3.50 - £4 a bottle, then pay to have a dance, that you cant touch!!

SO if you bought say three drinks (£12), £8 entrance, and £10 for a dance. Providing you only have one dance, that is £30 you have spent. now i know that you could go to any night club, spend £30 on drink on any woman, and they will eb pritty much your sex slave for the night.

so why fund such a waste of a project.

However, the manager will be laughing all the way to the bank with sad fcukers who do frequent to these places!!!!!

loyal blue · **Joined:** Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:53 pm **Posts:** 1912

but i'll see you all there after the game on friday rolfl

pie & a bovril · **Joined:** Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:47 pm **Posts:** 10

Matty_Robson's_Chin wrote:

IN HARTLEPOOL!

What?! No decent lasses in Hartlepool...... well, you'll have to pay for our very own smack heads we've got from Church street.

Any truth in the rumour Fetish Bob is going to be the Manager of this club ???

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37401

Matty_Robson's_Chin wrote:

ive been to one in Boro but refused to pay £10 for a dance as you say, whats the point when you cant touch there fanny or tits. ...... its a kind of prostitution in my opinion.

and no, i wouldnt go back to one, but all you pervy types may want a dabble...

BUT YOU WENT IN THE FIRST PLACE... you condemn yourself with your own post.... :roll:

p.s. ... and if you could 'touch there fanny or tits'... then what, is it novelty value because they're something you have little experience of? Do enlighten us ...?

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:45 pm

I don't know what all the fuss is.

I've been lapdancing in the Powlett for years. :roll:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37401

That explains the blue lights flashing outside when I drove past. :laugh:

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