Really Weird Habits!!!!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:18 pm

I remember one lad who, whenever he saw Dogshit on the pavement/grass etc....had to stand in it!!!!

But he never just stood in it....he actually jumped onto it so it flew allover!!!! stpid

And then he never even bothered to get the shite of his shoes!!!! stpid

I bet his Mother loved him going in the house after playing out!!!! :laugh:

Another lad use to Spit in the air and try and catch it in his mouth!!!! stpid

It wasn't just normal spit either....the bigger the Greasy Grozzler the better!!!! stpid

I'd say 99.9% of the time it ended up on his face or in his hair!!!! stpid

It's making me bork just thinking about it!!!! :uhoh:

Was it just me who knocked about with Rarfs like these or do you lot know of people with disgusting habits aswell????

Salty · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:40 pm

I know of a lad who ate a dog poo sandwich

Salty · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:44 pm

I ate a full jar of pickled beetroot and it turned my piss red!

also ate a full pack of ice pops and had multi-coloured puke!

thornleypoolie · **Joined:** Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:10 pm **Posts:** 1101

When i was a kid my sted dad had a mate who used to always turn up around meal times knowing he'd get fed.

My mam got sick of this and decided to make some pies, only his pie had dog food in, he sat and ate the lot.

It was hilarious seeing him actually enjoy it and not know what it was.

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:48 pm

Mutley you still got odd mates now :laugh:

. PS when you eat sugar puffs it makes yer wee smell like them :shock:

Salty · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:49 pm

thornleypoolie wrote:

When i was a kid my sted dad had a mate who used to always turn up around meal times knowing he'd get fed.

my brother-in-law does this too, the feckless twatting cunty chops
turns up at loads of peoples houses, always ALWAYS at meal times

the c u n t

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:51 pm

I hate spongers like.

bluemonkey · **Joined:** Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:54 pm **Posts:** 1101

I ate a full jar of pickled beetroot and it turned my piss red!

Lol me also, it goes a weird pink colour, black crap from too many Guinness was always another I seemed to do often.

I did have a mate at school who would walk round the streets with a kitchen knife dislodging any chewing gum he found no matter how black it had gone and then he would eat it.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:18 pm

I had a dog which would eat too much white chocolate and it blessed the bugger with the enigma that is white poo

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:34 pm

Mate of mine drinks Guinness 7 days a week & his turds are permanently black.
One night the pub ran out of guinness so he went on lager,the following day he had a dump & dropped a log that changed colour halfway along.He was so proud he called the wife & kids up to see it

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2008 2:57 pm

I find when I've had an heavy weekend on the drink my pooh tends to be black on a Monday!!!! :uhoh:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:02 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

I find when I've had an heavy weekend on the drink my pooh tends to be black on a Monday!!!! :uhoh:

Thats great, thanks for letting me know.

I will get back to my marmite sarnies now :roll:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:09 pm

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:10 pm

PS....Marmite Sarnies....now that IS weird!!!! :shock:

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:19 pm

My brother used to eat OXO cubes when he was a little lad

Yossarian · **Joined:** Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:29 pm **Posts:** 801

Salty wrote:

thornleypoolie wrote:

When i was a kid my sted dad had a mate who used to always turn up around meal times knowing he'd get fed.

my brother-in-law does this too, the feckless twatting c*** chops
turns up at loads of peoples houses, always ALWAYS at meal times

the c u n t

Wonder who he means.......
By the way I'll see you tonight, I'll pop round about...... 6?
No salads please.

Salty · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:06 pm

salads?
never!!!!

stew n dumplings tonight...........mothers round! :roll:

Yossarian · **Joined:** Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:29 pm **Posts:** 801

Aw I love your Ma', say hello to her from me....
unless you meant Noo-noo, in which case bbolt

Salty · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:56 pm

will do boss

God, if it was the out-law I'd be orf like a shot....................after poisoning the dumplings that is!

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2008 6:08 pm

Why isn't this thread about transvestite monks?

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:50 pm

Quote:

My brother used to eat OXO cubes when he was a little lad

Absolutely nowt wrong with that. You have to nibble them though, they're a bit too dry and salty to eat in one mouthful. Best accompanied with Lowcocks limeade.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:57 pm

that's something I'd never have thought of..... was this the marriage of the only two remaining items in the kitchen cupboard?

Bluetooth · **Joined:** Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:11 pm **Posts:** 614

Mayonnaise and tomato sauce mixed together and put on me corned dog sarnies is lush but everyone else ses its weired

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:21 pm

tell them all to mind their own business.
Sounds alright to me, except I'd use chilli

Frodraff · **Posted:** Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:35 pm

Bluetooth wrote:

Mayonnaise and tomato sauce mixed together and put on me corned dog sarnies is lush but everyone else ses its weired

Thats alright just like Thousand Islands dressing. Tastes fine but don't know about it on corned beef like. Its alright on prawns especially if you have them in a croissante.

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Fri Dec 05, 2008 7:40 pm

Bluetooth wrote:

Mayonnaise and tomato sauce mixed together and put on me corned dog sarnies is lush but everyone else ses its weired

They use Mayo and Tommy sauce in KFC's fillet tower burgers and they are top notch!

Our lass puts both Mayo & Tommy sauce on her beef burgers though ?????????

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