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Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36368

F**K OFF...I've got money in one....well a bit. confised

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36368

Mr ADG wrote:

Take it out.

if you think for one minute I'm gonna draw out £1.53 + interest you are sadly deluding yourself.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36368

If I have the misfortune to bump into on Saturday you will indeed be the proud recipient of £1.53 + 3p interest.... it's cheaper then being pickpocketed by you. :wink:

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Nov 22, 2006 1:26 pm

£1.53 + interest....

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Wed Nov 22, 2006 1:34 pm

Quote:

What did you use to poke the crust in the top left pie?

I reckon the same thing that made the holes in the 4 round pies, which then 'warmed him up' enough to tackle the big pie.

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Nov 22, 2006 2:05 pm

parmopooly · **Posted:** Wed Nov 22, 2006 2:31 pm

I ate a corned beef slice between two slices of toast with curry ketchup half an hour ago. Cushty!
Then our lass just brought in a hot pork and stuffing bun with gravy and chips. I'm feeling a bit full now like.

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Spender · **Posted:** Wed Nov 22, 2006 2:33 pm

Not even room for an eensy teensy waffer theen meent?? :grin:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36368

parmopooly wrote:

I ate a corned beef slice between two slices of toast with curry ketchup half an hour ago. Cushty!
Then our lass just brought in a hot pork and stuffing bun with gravy and chips. I'm feeling a bit full now like.

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Isn't it your duty to phone the sewage treatment plant so they can stop all the staffs leave to prepre for what's coming...?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36368

Not possible, under section 68 of the Geneva Convention.

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Nov 22, 2006 4:42 pm

Article 60, 2.

Can you define a 'Protecting Power' for us, oh sage one??

Oh and it's your round on Saturday. :wink:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Wed Nov 22, 2006 5:10 pm

I contributed a large section of Avecia's IPPC application for one of the Billingham sites, but I wasn't involved in the foul water outfall policy. That's where my real expertise lay, really.

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Nov 22, 2006 5:18 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Mr I is our protector, surely? :uhoh:

It's PP's round.

Moisture I is too busy chasing Asian poontang to protect anyone and we're duffing PP up on Saturday so I doubt he'll be inclined to stand his corner. You'll have to get your hand down for a change. :roll:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36368

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Snowy wrote:

Not possible, under section 68 of the Geneva Convention.

Let me see, if you mean ARTICLE 68, then its:

Art 68. Field of application

The provisions of this Section apply to the civilian population as defined in this Protocol and are supplementary to Articles 23, 55, 59, 60, 61 and 62 and other relevant provisions of the Fourth Convention.

Art 23. Other medical ships and craft

1. Medical ships and craft other than those referred to in Article 22 of this Protocol and Article 38 of the Second Convention shall, whether at sea or in other waters, be respected and protected in the same way as mobile medical units under the Conventions and this Protocol. Since this protection can only be effective if they can be identified and recognized as medical ships or craft, such vessels should be marked with the distinctive emblem and as far as possible comply with the second paragraph of Article 43 of the Second Convention.

2. The ships and craft referred to in paragraph 1 shall remain subject to the laws of war. Any warship on the surface able immediately to enforce its command may order them to stop, order them off, or make them take a certain course, and they shall obey every such command. Such ships and craft may not in any other way be diverted from their medical mission so long as they are needed for the wounded, sick and shipwrecked on board.

3. The protection provided in paragraph 1 shall cease only under the conditions set out in Articles 34 and 35 of the Second Convention. A clear refusal to obey a command given in accordance with paragraph 2 shall be an act harmful to the enemy under Article 34 of the Second Convention.

4. A Party to the conflict may notify any adverse Party as far in advance of sailing as possible of the name, description, expected time of sailing, course and estimated speed of the medical ship or craft, particularly in the case of ships of over 2,000 gross tons, and may provide any other information which would facilitate identification and recognition. The adverse Party shall acknowledge receipt of such information.

5. The provisions of Article 37 of the Second Convention shall apply to medical and religious personnel in such ships and craft.

6. The provisions of the Second Convention shall apply to the wounded, sick and shipwrecked belonging to the categories referred to in Article 13 of the Second Convention and in Article 44 of this Protocol who may be on board such medical ships and craft. Wounded, sick and shipwrecked civilians who do not belong to any or the categories mentioned in Article 13 of the Second Convention shall not be subject, at sea, either to surrender to any Party which is not their own, or to removal from such ships or craft; if they find themselves in the power of a Party to the conflict other than their own, they shall be covered by the Fourth Convention and by this Protocol.

Art 55. Protection of the natural environment

1. Care shall be taken in warfare to protect the natural environment against widespread, long-term and severe damage. This protection includes a prohibition of the use of methods or means of warfare which are intended or may be expected to cause such damage to the natural environment and thereby to prejudice the health or survival of the population.

2. Attacks against the natural environment by way of reprisals are prohibited.

Art 56. Protection of works and installations containing dangerous forces

1. Works or installations containing dangerous forces, namely dams, dykes and nuclear electrical generating stations, shall not be made the object of attack, even where these objects are military objectives, if such attack may cause the release of dangerous forces and consequent severe losses among the civilian population. Other military objectives located at or in the vicinity of these works or installations shall not be made the object of attack if such attack may cause the release of dangerous forces from the works or installations and consequent severe losses among the civilian population.

2. The special protection against attack provided by paragraph 1 shall cease:
(a) for a dam or a dyke only if it is used for other than its normal function and in regular, significant and direct support of military operations and if such attack is the only feasible way to terminate such support;
(b) for a nuclear electrical generating station only if it provides electric power in regular, significant and direct support of military operations and if such attack is the only feasible way to terminate such support;
(c) for other military objectives located at or in the vicinity of these works or installations only if they are used in regular, significant and direct support of military operations and if such attack is the only feasible way to terminate such support.

3. In all cases, the civilian population and individual civilians shall remain entitled to all the protection accorded them by international law, including the protection of the precautionary measures provided for in Article 57. If the protection Ceases and any of the works, installations or military objectives mentioned in paragraph 1 is attacked, all practical precautions shall be taken to avoid the release of the dangerous forces.

4. It is prohibited to make any of the works, installations or military objectives mentioned in paragraph 1 the object of reprisals.

5. The Parties to the conflict shall endeavour to avoid locating any military objectives in the vicinity of the works or installations mentioned in paragraph 1. Nevertheless, installations erected for the sole purpose of defending the protected works or installations from attack are permissible and shall not themselves be made the object of attack, provided that they are not used in hostilities except for defensive actions necessary to respond to attacks against the protected works or installations and that their armament is limited to weapons capable only of repelling hostile action against the protected works or installations.

6. The High Contracting Parties and the Parties to the conflict are urged to conclude further agreements among themselves to provide additional protection for objects containing dangerous forces.

7. In order to facilitate the identification of the objects protected by this article, the Parties to the conflict may mark them with a special sign consisting of a group of three bright orange circles placed on the same axis, as specified in Article 16 of Annex I to this Protocol [Article 17 of Amended Annex]. The absence of such marking in no way relieves any Party to the conflict of its obligations under this Article.

Chapter IV. Precautionary measures

Art 59. Non-defended localities

1. It is prohibited for the Parties to the conflict to attack, by any means whatsoever, non-defended localities.
2. The appropriate authorities of a Party to the conflict may declare as a non-defended locality any inhabited place near or in a zone where armed forces are in contact which is open for occupation by an adverse Party.
Such a locality shall fulfil the following conditions:
(a) all combatants, as well as mobile weapons and mobile military equipment must have been evacuated;
(b) no hostile use shall be made of fixed military installations or establishments;
(c) no acts of hostility shall be committed by the authorities or by the population; and
(d) no activities in support of military operations shall be undertaken.

3. The presence, in this locality, of persons specially protected under the Conventions and this Protocol, and of police forces retained for the sole purpose of maintaining law and order, is not contrary to the conditions laid down in paragraph 2.

4. The declaration made under paragraph 2 shall be addressed to the adverse Party and shall define and describe, as precisely as possible, the limits of the non-defended locality. The Party to the conflict to which the declaration is addressed shall acknowledge its receipt and shall treat the locality as a non-defended locality unless the conditions laid down in paragraph 2 are not in fact fulfilled, in which event it shall immediately so inform the Party making the declaration. Even if the conditions laid down in paragraph 2 are not fulfilled, the locality shall continue to enjoy the protection provided by the other provisions of this Protocol and the other rules of international law applicable in armed conflict.

5. The Parties to the conflict may agree on the establishment of non-defended localities even if such localities do not fulfil the conditions laid down in paragraph 2. The agreement should define and describe, as precisely as possible, the limits of the non-defended locality; if necessary, it may lay down the methods of supervision.

6. The Party which is in control of a locality governed by such an agreement shall mark it, so far as possible, by such signs as may be agreed upon with the other Party, which shall be displayed where they are clearly visible, especially on its perimeter and limits and on highways.

7. A locality loses its status as a non-defended locality when its ceases to fulfil the conditions laid down in paragraph 2 or in the agreement referred to in paragraph 5. In such an eventuality, the locality shall continue to enjoy the protection provided by the other provisions of this Protocol and the other rules of international law applicable in armed conflict.

Art 60. Demilitarized zones

1. It is prohibited for the Parties to the conflict to extend their military operations to zones on which they have conferred by agreement the status of demilitarized zone, if such extension is contrary to the terms of this agreement.

2. The agreement shall be an express agreement, may be concluded verbally or in writing, either directly or through a Protecting Power or any impartial humanitarian organization, and may consist of reciprocal and concordant declarations. The agreement may be concluded in peacetime, as well as after the outbreak of hostilities, and should define and describe, as precisely as possible, the limits of the demilitarized zone and, if necessary, lay down the methods of supervision.

3. The subject of such an agreement shall normally be any zone which fulfils the following conditions:

(a) all combatants, as well as mobile weapons and mobile military equipment, must have been evacuated;
(b) no hostile use shall be made of fixed military installations or establishments;
(c) no acts of hostility shall be committed by the authorities or by the population; and
(d) any activity linked to the military effort must have ceased.

The Parties to the conflict shall agree upon the interpretation to be given to the condition laid down in subparagraph (d) and upon persons to be admitted to the demilitarized zone other than those mentioned in paragraph 4.

4. The presence, in this zone, of persons specially protected under the Conventions and this Protocol, and of police forces retained for the sole purpose of maintaining law and order, is not contrary to the conditions laid down in paragraph 3.

5. The Party which is in control of such a zone shall mark it, so far as possible, by such signs as may be agreed upon with the other Party, which shall be displayed where they are clearly visible, especially on its perimeter and limits and on highways.

6. If the fighting draws near to a demilitarized zone, and if the Parties to the conflict have so agreed, none of them may use the zone for purposes related to the conduct of military operations or unilaterally revoke its status.

7. If one of the Parties to the conflict commits a material breach of the provisions of paragraphs 3 or 6, the other Party shall be released from its obligations under the agreement conferring upon the zone the status of demilitarized zone. In such an eventuality, the zone loses its status but shall continue to enjoy the protection provided by the other provisions of this Protocol and the other rules of international law applicable in armed conflict.

Chapter VI. Civil defence

Art 61. - Definitions and scope

For the purpose of this Protocol:

(1) "Civil defence" means the performance of some or all of the undermentioned humanitarian tasks intended to protect the civilian population against the dangers, and to help it to recover from the immediate effects, of hostilities or disasters and also to provide the conditions necessary for its survival. These tasks are:

(a) warning;
(b) evacuation;
(c) management of shelters;
(d) management of blackout measures;
(e) rescue;
(f) medical services, including first aid, and religious assistance;
(g) fire-fighting;
(h) detection and marking of danger areas;
(i) decontamination and similar protective measures;
(j) provision of emergency accommodation and supplies;
(k) emergency assistance in the restoration and maintenance of order in distressed areas;
(l) emergency repair of indispensable public utilities;
(m) emergency disposal of the dead;
(n) assistance in the preservation of objects essential for survival;
(o) complementary activities necessary to carry out any of the tasks mentioned above, including, but not limited to, planning and organization;

(2) "Civil defence organizations" means those establishments and other units which are organized or authorized by the competent authorities of a Party to the conflict to perform any of the tasks mentioned under (1), and which are assigned and devoted exclusively to such tasks; (3) "Personnel" of civil defence organizations means those persons assigned by a Party to the conflict exclusively to the performance of the tasks mentioned under (1), including personnel assigned by the competent authority of that Party exclusively to the administration of these organizations;

(4) "Matériel" of civil defence organizations means equipment, supplies and transports used by these organizations for the performance of the tasks mentioned under (1).

Art 62. General protection

1. Civilian civil defence organizations and their personnel shall be respected and protected, subject to the provisions of this Protocol, particularly the provisions of this section. They shall be entitled to perform their civil defence tasks except in case of imperative military necessity.

2. The provisions of paragraph 1 shall also apply to civilians who, although not members of civilian civil defence organizations, respond to an appeal from the competent authorities and perform civil defence tasks under their control.

3. Buildings and matériel used for civil defence purposes and shelters provided for the civilian population are covered by Article 52. Objects used for civil defence purposes may not be destroyed or diverted from their proper use except by the Party to which they belong.

Hope it's of some help. :grin:

I shall summarise that as....imagine the scene, Parmos mega turd emerges steaming and blinking into Hartlepool Bay, several hours after being 'launched' from his stern tube...armed with a curry sauce warhead. NO SHIPPING WOULD BE SAFE...his stern tube should be welded shut to avoid an international incident.

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Nov 22, 2006 5:59 pm

Are you going to tell him?? :shock:

NO I'LL tell him!!!!

How Parmo!!! Snowy wants to weld your ronson up!!!

:laugh:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36368

Pooliekev wrote:

Are you going to tell him?? :shock:

Can't we stun him with one of those tranquiliser darts they use on rhinos.....you bring the welding gear and I'll bring the rods ...we'll need to earth him.

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Nov 22, 2006 6:09 pm

2, 3 or 4mm?? Or are we MiGging him??

parmopooly · **Posted:** Wed Nov 22, 2006 6:10 pm

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36368

Pooliekev wrote:

2, 3 or 4mm?? Or are we MiGging him??

what about going all traditional and riveting it watertight, it'll need caulking.... :uhoh:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Wed Nov 22, 2006 6:13 pm

I'll set me dog on yers!!!

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36368

parmopooly wrote:

I'll set me dog on yers!!!

i'll kill it..... rolfl

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Nov 22, 2006 6:16 pm

Snowy wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

2, 3 or 4mm?? Or are we MiGging him??

what about going all traditional and riveting it watertight, it'll need caulking.... :uhoh:

Louise is a caulker burner. It says so on her avatar. I reckon she's online now.

How!! Pet!! :laugh:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36368

What about an anasthetic ....for Parmo that is.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Wed Nov 22, 2006 6:17 pm

only if you use chilli and garlic in it

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36368

parmopooly wrote:

only if you use chilli and garlic in it

After the initial shock of the white hot rivet, the rest will be academic anyway... :shock:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:08 pm

right, that's it I'm hiding. Upwind.

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:09 pm

Snowy wrote:

parmopooly wrote:

only if you use chilli and garlic in it

After the initial shock of the white hot rivet, the rest will be academic anyway... :shock:

Not to mention the trauma caused by a high intensity rivetting gun in your Garry!! :wink:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36368

Pooliekev wrote:

Snowy wrote:

parmopooly wrote:

only if you use chilli and garlic in it

After the initial shock of the white hot rivet, the rest will be academic anyway... :shock:

Not to mention the trauma caused by a high intensity rivetting gun in your Garry!! :wink:

We'll have to brace him against something, something rigid but accomodating...

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:39 pm

I have the very thing!! :wink:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36368

...not.......

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:57 pm

Oh aye...

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36368

I feel nauseous ..... but willing to pay generously for the film rights as the 'White hot stern tube riveting community' are notoriously willing to pay big bucks for such 'Art documentaries' :wink:

poolpower · **Posted:** Thu Nov 23, 2006 12:21 am

stake him out for the crows

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22566

Pooliekev wrote:

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Mr I is our protector, surely? :uhoh:

It's PP's round.

Moisture I is too busy chasing Asian poontang to protect anyone and we're duffing PP up on Saturday so I doubt he'll be inclined to stand his corner. You'll have to get your hand down for a change. :roll:

I disagree with lots of things with Mr PP but touch him and I'll knack you and your kid!

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Nov 23, 2006 12:42 pm

Mr I wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Mr I is our protector, surely? :uhoh:

It's PP's round.

Moisture I is too busy chasing Asian poontang to protect anyone and we're duffing PP up on Saturday so I doubt he'll be inclined to stand his corner. You'll have to get your hand down for a change. :roll:

I disagree with lots of things with Mr PP but touch him and I'll knack you and your kid!

He started it!! :evil:

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Nov 23, 2006 1:02 pm

Good plan. Even better I'll arrange it at a Pools match and HE won't turn up!! :wink:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36368

BE NICE IF POOLS TURNED UP FOR A CHANGE. :roll:

poolpower · **Posted:** Thu Nov 23, 2006 4:14 pm

Mr ADG wrote:

:laugh:

how come your kid is not fat?

poolpower · **Posted:** Thu Nov 23, 2006 4:16 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

Mr I wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Mr I is our protector, surely? :uhoh:

It's PP's round.

Moisture I is too busy chasing Asian poontang to protect anyone and we're duffing PP up on Saturday so I doubt he'll be inclined to stand his corner. You'll have to get your hand down for a change. :roll:

I disagree with lots of things with Mr PP but touch him and I'll knack you and your kid!

He started it!! :evil:

Arrange a fight with him, and don't turn up. :wink:

dont worry about me Mr "I" this lot are pussy cats allegedly

i have a tattoo it makes me look hard

poolpower · **Posted:** Thu Nov 23, 2006 11:52 pm

if you turn up on Saturday your'e dead
just read the insult in the mag

it is a well known fact i was evacuated to Middleton during the bombardment

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22566

poolpower wrote:

it is a well known fact i was evacuated to Middleton during the bombardment

My bowels have just been evacuated, not to Middleton though.

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Nov 24, 2006 12:30 pm

poolpower wrote:

if you turn up on Saturday your'e dead
just read the insult in the mag

it is a well known fact i was evacuated to Middleton during the bombardment

Do you mean me?? :roll:

poolpower · **Posted:** Fri Nov 24, 2006 5:35 pm

yes you
you are the only one i know that writes for that rag

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36368

poolpower wrote:

it is a well known fact i was evacuated to Middleton during the bombardment

He has a lot to answer for that Napoleon. rolfl

poolpower · **Posted:** Fri Nov 24, 2006 5:45 pm

i will have you too
rage

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36368

poolpower wrote:

i will have you too
rage

DON'T FORGET THE THAT...I have a copy of the 'original' and if I have to, I'll use it :wink:

poolpower · **Posted:** Fri Nov 24, 2006 8:15 pm

not till you get the eye brows right
rolfl

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