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 Post subject: Re: Why doesn't this surprise me?
PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 4:25 pm 
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Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
Since the introduction of extended drinking hours, there has been a 36 per cent surge in drink-related crime.

Hartlepool Police Superintendent Steve Ashman said Hartlepool is so violent he would not recommend it to his friends for a night out.

Arrests for assault and public order have risen from 1,260 last year, to 1,720 this year - an increase of 36 per cent.

Offences of violence against the person in Hartlepool are 71 per cent higher than the national average.
Wasn't it supposed to herald the dawn of cafe society and restrained drinking across the land .....?


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 4:40 pm 
Well could it be that since the advent of 'drink when you like' certain Chief Constables have peopled the streets with heavily fortified police officers, horses, dogs etc, on a Friday and Saturday waiting for it all to kick off and generally being 'in yer face' and very intimidating. Then the daft lads start some drunken daredevil stuff and it all goes fcuking ape. Then again we have the new tactics of arresting people for their backstreet piddles and carrying drinks from bar to bar, spitting, puking, playfighting, shouting, swearing and all the other things that just used to be part of the night out, rightly or wrongly.

Chuck in the added incentive of on the spot fines and you'll be done for farting and following through next. Seriously, this is now officially a police state.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 5:12 pm 
Mr ADG wrote:
agreed


What???? Eh???

Are you sure???

You've agreed??? :shock: :shock: :shock:


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 5:19 pm 
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I don't bother drinking around town much these days. Especially when I live directly above all that beer.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 5:21 pm 
Aye, ten yards to my local, if I listen carefully in the dead of night I can hear their extractor fan. :grin: :grin: :grin:

Sod queueing up with all those spotty faced adolescents to pay another quid a drink. :laugh: :laugh:


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 5:53 pm 
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Then again we have the new tactics of arresting people for their backstreet piddles and carrying drinks from bar to bar, spitting, puking, playfighting, shouting, swearing and all the other things that just used to be part of the night out, rightly or wrongly.

There's a certain logic there... but nothing coherent. stupid


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 5:58 pm 
It depends how pissed you are. :wink:


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Pooliekev wrote:
It depends how pissed you are. :wink:
true........true..... confised


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 6:04 pm 
I forgot littering in among all that lot. If your salad falls out of your kebab, which it inevitably will if the thing is owt like, and you don't notice and walk away, then you will be 'on the spotted' for £60. Protest and you will be drunk and disorderly and cop a night in the brig and a £100 fine with costs.

They just used to sweep it up, you know....... :roll: :roll:


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 6:40 pm 
Pooliekev wrote:
Well could it be that since the advent of 'drink when you like' certain Chief Constables have peopled the streets with heavily fortified police officers, horses, dogs etc, on a Friday and Saturday waiting for it all to kick off and generally being 'in yer face' and very intimidating. Then the daft lads start some drunken daredevil stuff and it all goes fcuking ape. Then again we have the new tactics of arresting people for their backstreet piddles and carrying drinks from bar to bar, spitting, puking, playfighting, shouting, swearing and all the other things that just used to be part of the night out, rightly or wrongly.

Chuck in the added incentive of on the spot fines and you'll be done for farting and following through next. Seriously, this is now officially a police state.


youre havin a larf
nowt like that round our end


maybe that is why all the pubs are shut


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 6:46 pm 
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[/quote]nowt like that round our end


maybe that is why all the pubs are shut
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I thought all the pubs on the Headland never closed? The ones I've been in are all 24/7.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 6:50 pm 
the one you were in was the Thompsons
not actually on the legitimate list of pubs in the true sense of the word
did you not notice there was no bar maids and only two chairs no table and they served the drinks in a bottle from a crate

and a knock on the door saw all the regulars out sunbathing in the back garden


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:34 pm 
Pooliekev wrote:
Well could it be that since the advent of 'drink when you like' certain Chief Constables have peopled the streets with heavily fortified police officers, horses, dogs etc, on a Friday and Saturday waiting for it all to kick off and generally being 'in yer face' and very intimidating. Then the daft lads start some drunken daredevil stuff and it all goes fcuking ape. Then again we have the new tactics of arresting people for their backstreet piddles and carrying drinks from bar to bar, spitting, puking, playfighting, shouting, swearing and all the other things that just used to be part of the night out, rightly or wrongly.

Chuck in the added incentive of on the spot fines and you'll be done for farting and following through next. Seriously, this is now officially a police state.


So should the police leave all the piss heads to batter one another into then next century?

This one isnt down to the Police, its down to the goverment and the nobnockers who cant handle the drink


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:42 pm 
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Pooliekev wrote:
Well could it be that since the advent of 'drink when you like' certain Chief Constables have peopled the streets with heavily fortified police officers, horses, dogs etc, on a Friday and Saturday waiting for it all to kick off and generally being 'in yer face' and very intimidating. Then the daft lads start some drunken daredevil stuff and it all goes fcuking ape. Then again we have the new tactics of arresting people for their backstreet piddles and carrying drinks from bar to bar, spitting, puking, playfighting, shouting, swearing and all the other things that just used to be part of the night out, rightly or wrongly.

Chuck in the added incentive of on the spot fines and you'll be done for farting and following through next. Seriously, this is now officially a police state.


So should the police leave all the piss heads to batter one another into then next century?

This one isnt down to the Police, its down to the goverment and the nobnockers who cant handle the drink


No. I don't know. Neither do I care.

My point is that the crime figures have gone up because the police have lowered the tolerance bar and been given the opportunity to raise a few quid in the meantime to pay for the overtime.

You know your Council Tax has gone up 100% under labour?? Mostly to pay for extra police??

Well this is what they're doing. This and persecuting motorists.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 8:21 pm 
Pooliekev wrote:
TalbotAvenger wrote:
Pooliekev wrote:
Well could it be that since the advent of 'drink when you like' certain Chief Constables have peopled the streets with heavily fortified police officers, horses, dogs etc, on a Friday and Saturday waiting for it all to kick off and generally being 'in yer face' and very intimidating. Then the daft lads start some drunken daredevil stuff and it all goes fcuking ape. Then again we have the new tactics of arresting people for their backstreet piddles and carrying drinks from bar to bar, spitting, puking, playfighting, shouting, swearing and all the other things that just used to be part of the night out, rightly or wrongly.

Chuck in the added incentive of on the spot fines and you'll be done for farting and following through next. Seriously, this is now officially a police state.


So should the police leave all the piss heads to batter one another into then next century?

This one isnt down to the Police, its down to the goverment and the nobnockers who cant handle the drink


No. I don't know. Neither do I care.

My point is that the crime figures have gone up because the police have lowered the tolerance bar and been given the opportunity to raise a few quid in the meantime to pay for the overtime.

You know your Council Tax has gone up 100% under labour?? Mostly to pay for extra police??

Well this is what they're doing. This and persecuting motorists.


My council tax hasnt gone up by 100%.....

The Police havent lowered the tolerance, they want to lift the shit from the streets but cant because of the red tape involved in every arrest


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 12:11 pm 
I think you'll find it has. Check what you were paying in 1997 and you are now paying double. Provided you ARE paying like. Mine's now £70 a month and I get a big 25% discount. The poll tax was a lot cheaper.

It depends on your definition of shit doesn't it?? Lads larking about on the piss have always existed. My Dad was a bigger for it in the 50's. Bit of a nuisance but they aren't nicking your telly or shagging your kids are they?? Littering?? Pissing?? Puking?? Heinous crimes but we're already paying for street cleaners anyway. If they're battering each other, so what?? No-one else gets hurt.

Is your opinion that we WANT heavy police presence in the town centre and eternal crackdowns on the motorist??


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 1:11 pm 
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Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
Especially those epolice. :roll:


If you dont fookin behave I will put you over my kneee and whip your arse witha frozen mackeral, before inserting frozen sprouts up your hole.

The sprouts will be inserted by shoving them up your arse with the use of a garden rake.


And I'm supposed to be a pervert......... :roll: :roll: :roll:


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 2:21 pm 
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especially lots of little ones. Sit on a great big one instead. Ooh err, Matron.


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 2:50 pm 
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Pooliekev wrote:
Mr ADG wrote:
Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
Especially those epolice. :roll:


If you dont fookin behave I will put you over my kneee and whip your arse witha frozen mackeral, before inserting frozen sprouts up your hole.

The sprouts will be inserted by shoving them up your arse with the use of a garden rake.


And I'm supposed to be a pervert......... :roll: :roll: :roll:


You are a pervert. stupid stupid stupid stupid


Well to my knowledge I've never threatened to shove sprouts up anyone's arse witha garden rake..... :roll: :roll: :roll:

So who IS the pervert??


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 2:54 pm 
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Its a fair cop.

Burn me burn me.


Nah, s'oright..... :roll: :roll:

I'd rather shove sprouts up your arse with a rake..... :wink: :wink:


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SPROUTS AREN'T AS BAD AS A PINEAPPLE :shock:


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you have tried it then snowman


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 5:27 pm 
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SPROUTS AREN'T AS BAD AS A PINEAPPLE :shock:


Pineapples easy. It's durian you have to worry about.

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EEEKKKK!!!! :shock: :shock:


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 8:40 pm 
Pooliekev wrote:
I If they're battering each other, so what?? No-one else gets hurt.

Is your opinion that we WANT heavy police presence in the town centre and eternal crackdowns on the motorist??


But the thing is they do batter others as well, the amount of arseholes who chin someone for the wrong reason is staggering, especially in Hartlepool

I want the Police presence to be doubled if need be to get these arseholes out of the town , the Motorist thing has nothing to do with arrest rates of drunks


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poolpower wrote:
you have tried it then snowman
NAH.... :shock: ..... but I did see an 'art documentary' :roll: by someone called Randy Bollox called...' Lusty Housewives Pineaplple Fantasy' ...it was all about ..... fruit salads :evil:


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 12:24 pm 
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Pooliekev wrote:
I If they're battering each other, so what?? No-one else gets hurt.

Is your opinion that we WANT heavy police presence in the town centre and eternal crackdowns on the motorist??


But the thing is they do batter others as well, the amount of arseholes who chin someone for the wrong reason is staggering, especially in Hartlepool

I want the Police presence to be doubled if need be to get these arseholes out of the town , the Motorist thing has nothing to do with arrest rates of drunks


No it doesn't. It DOES however have a detrimental effect on the effectiveness of policing on the whole. While they're crouching behind a tree with a speed gun or checking tax discs they aren't really protecting the community are they?? And I'm all for arresting violent offenders too. I'm just against the soft target policing that seems to be the norn now. Drinking isn't against the law but it's starting to look like it is when you come out of the pub and there's twenty policemen with dogs, pepper spray, tazers, handcuffs and horses scrutinising everyone for misdemeanours.


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best stay inside the boozer then . Stoppyback!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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