Advice for Barack Obama

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22660

If you're invited to Dallas next August, don't go!

Hugh's Left Foot · **Joined:** Wed May 07, 2008 5:45 pm **Posts:** 130

if anyone invites you to the theatre - stay in & watch TV instead.

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5095

and if you get an invite to kent beware its a mis-spelling :wink:

Frodraff · **Posted:** Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:43 pm

Stay away from grassy knolls.........it's a shame I like a grassy knoll myself.

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:47 pm

no6bus wrote:

and if you get an invite to kent beware its a mis-spelling :wink:

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:48 pm

Avoid being struck by lightning as well...that doesn't help.

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Wed Nov 05, 2008 10:56 pm

do not stand still,a moving target is a bit harder to hit

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Wed Nov 05, 2008 11:16 pm

keep WELL away of a young lad with the initials P O K

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Nov 06, 2008 1:18 am

If you've smoked Blow say you inhaled....if you say you didn't you'll look like a right tvvat!!!! confised

And....

If you shag a young Bewer on the side....don't wipe your Cock on her dress!!!! confised

3Quid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:11 pm **Posts:** 1791

Don't stand up in a Hammock.

Frodraff · **Posted:** Thu Nov 06, 2008 1:58 am

Don't wipe your arse with a broken bottle.........I've learned something from the Bunker