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Obafemi Obsession
 Post subject: Mrs Ross
PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 4:17 pm 
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Obafemi Obsession
 Post subject: Re: Mrs Ross
PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 4:21 pm 
I wonder what colour her bush is? sctatchinghead
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Spender
 Post subject: Re: Mrs Ross
PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 4:23 pm 
Shhh..is Chip listening?? :shock:

I've had her..
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gremmlin
 Post subject: Re: Mrs Ross
PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 4:24 pm 
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pm on the way as we speak :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Mrs Ross
PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:06 pm 
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Ok as no one else has asked the usual question by now I will.

Would you ?

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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: Mrs Ross
PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:09 pm 
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Without stopping to ask if she had matching collars and cuffs. :razz:

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Spender
 Post subject: Re: Mrs Ross
PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:13 pm 
'Oi Mrs Ross!! You've left the gas fire on one bar....... :roll: '

'No I havent......' :wink:

'S'way it went, honest...... :grin: :grin:

Don't tell Chip.... :shock: :coool:
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:15 pm 
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no wonder he talks like he does after he's had them fu-ckers in his "norf an sarf"

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Obafemi Obsession
 Post subject: Re: Mrs Ross
PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 9:46 pm 
Obafemi Obsession wrote:
I wonder what colour her bush is? sctatchinghead



Keep up Ripper! :roll:
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Obafemi Obsession
 Post subject: Re: Mrs Ross
PostPosted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 10:05 pm 
chip fireball wrote:
she was absolutely stunning when she was younger. she has mental health problems dont she ?


She's a woman chip sctatchinghead Ross met her when he was 25 and she was 16 doing work ex at a paper. :shock: Dirty twat. clappp
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If only i could see a little more ..
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If only i could see a little more ..
..that'll be down to grossly excessive self abuse. :roll:

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Mr Ripper
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 10:01 am 
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Obafemi Obsession wrote:
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I wonder what colour her bush is? sctatchinghead



Keep up Ripper! :roll:


Quoting yourself and completely missing the point- were you drunk?

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Obafemi Obsession
 Post subject: Re: Mrs Ross
PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 10:59 am 
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Without stopping to ask if she had matching collars and cuffs. :razz:


I refer the right honourable gentleman to this post, made before yours. :roll:
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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: Mrs Ross
PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:42 am 
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Wooooossssshhhhhh. :roll:

I thought it was pretty obvious to most people that it would be highly unlikely for her pubes to match her barnet unless she'd dyed them too.

The purpose of my comment was not only to agree with you on the above point but to say that given half a chance I'd be in there before there was time to ask her the question and whilst you dithered and missed your chance.

Are we nearly there yet?

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Obafemi Obsession
 Post subject: Re: Mrs Ross
PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:44 am 
No I fell asleep halfway through. yawn2
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Mr Ripper
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No I fell asleep halfway through. yawn2


That'll be down to your lack of mental strength and intelligence then. :laugh:

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Obafemi Obsession
 Post subject: Re: Mrs Ross
PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:48 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Mrs Ross
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i dont know much about jonathon ross, but i remember someone who worked in mental health telling me his wife had been admitted after trying to top herself.

Yes Mr Chip she is the one, she had a breakdown when Ross tried to leave her, I still think she is a bit of a fruit loop, I caught 10 mins of her TV series the other week and she was learning how to dowse for water with crystals.

But with knockers like that I could keep myself amused for days.

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Obafemi Obsession
 Post subject: Re: Mrs Ross
PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 10:17 pm 
She does have magnificent fun bags and I bet she's got some clout on her!
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I bet she's got some clout on her!


Why would you want her to hit you?? sctatchinghead

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Mr Ripper
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Obafemi Obsession wrote:
I bet she's got some clout on her!


Why would you want her to hit you?? sctatchinghead


She could smack my chops about with her beef curtains every day of the week.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 6:34 pm 
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In the spirit of "It's Back"

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Obafemi Obsession
 Post subject: Re: Mrs Ross
PostPosted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:07 pm 
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Very clever Andy P. :grin:

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Obafemi Obsession
 Post subject: Re: Mrs Ross
PostPosted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:26 pm 
Ah, just red the "redbush" strap. very good. clappp
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BillinghamPoolie
 Post subject: Re: Mrs Ross
PostPosted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:30 pm 
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sctatchinghead


Turn your head to the left, and read the packaging. clappp rolfl

banghead Too slow.

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Obafemi Obsession
 Post subject: Re: Mrs Ross
PostPosted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:32 pm 
Oh touche BP! :laugh:
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BillinghamPoolie
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The 'too slow' was aimed at myself OO. :grin:

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 Post subject: Re: Mrs Ross
PostPosted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 11:20 pm 
BillinghamPoolie wrote:
The 'too slow' was aimed at myself OO. :grin:
i was going to say you only get an OO with typhoo then i realised it meant obafemi obsession banghead
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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: Mrs Ross
PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 12:47 am 
This one isn't as subtle....

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