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Mr Irrelevant
 Post subject: Why would a bad cold give you wind?
PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:27 pm 
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I've been suffering all week with this horrible cold thats going around but I've been very windy in the process. Doesn't seem to make sense, theres no coloration between a cold and the arse trumpet surely?
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:10 pm 
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there is if you're swallowing loads of snot.........
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Spender
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:12 pm 
Are you fighting your cold with pease pudding?? sctatchinghead
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Poolie of Kent
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You're not the only one suffering -Mum/Mam has just had her flu jab and it's managed to give her flu.
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Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 6:26 pm 
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My piles are giving me gip ..
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Poolie of Kent
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OUCH !
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Mr Irrelevant
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Sussex07 wrote:
My piles are giving me gip ..



Try a wire brush and dettol.
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Poolie of Kent
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rolfl :laugh: :grin: clappp
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Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex
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Booked in monday at the Docs .. :uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh: anoscope again :shock: :shock: :evil:
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Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex
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There's a sussex botty joke coming :roll:
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Poolie of Kent
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clappp rolfl
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Sussex07 wrote:
Booked in monday at the Docs .. :uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh: anoscope again :shock: :shock: :evil:



You do know that is scab lifters speak for a mirror blue tacked to the end of his knob (taken from Grey medical terms)??

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Poolie of Kent
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The only one I can think of is something to with Brighton and an enema, but I don't know what :grin:
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Obafemi Obsession
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 24, 2008 9:29 pm 
Poolie of Kent wrote:
You're not the only one suffering -Mum/Mam has just had her flu jab and it's managed to give her flu.


You call your mother Mum/Mam sctatchinghead I find mam is sufficient.
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Sussex07 wrote:
Booked in monday at the Docs .. :uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh: anoscope again :shock: :shock: :evil:
If he has both his hands on your shoulders during the 'examination' be very afraid. :shock:

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