I'm A Soft Tvvat Me!!!!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:04 pm

Just shovelled Sky's shit up in the yard and was about to put it down the drain when I noticed I'd also scooped a large Slug up aswell!!!! confised

So I carefully put the shite down the drain and then took the Slug out the back and let it 'go' on the grass!!!! confised

BTW....my Fly has gone....I haven't seen it for 3 nights now!!!! confised

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

was the slug fat ? they eat flies don't they?

Frodraff · **Posted:** Wed Oct 22, 2008 11:54 pm

gremmlin wrote:

was the slug fat ? they eat flies don't they?

Oh aye, dead fast they are and they eat passing pigeons.

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:44 pm

There is a fly on my window sill right now might be yours call around for it if you want. stpid

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:41 pm

Mutley, slugs are evil!

When you get your allotment you'll want to kill every one you see! And snails! Little slimy vegetable-eating invertebrate bastads!

acro_poolie · **Joined:** Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:03 pm **Posts:** 156

sprinkle it with a bit of salt :wink:

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu Oct 23, 2008 4:29 pm

acro_poolie wrote:

sprinkle it with a bit of salt :wink:

We did that to a pair of them that were shagging on the wall in King Johns beer garden the other month.

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Oct 23, 2008 5:34 pm

It must take about three months for a slug to get a head of steam up in the saddle.

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