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PJ_Poolie
 Post subject: Roll roll up roll up..
PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:53 pm 
.. the circus is in town;

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rolfl

Apparently there's a match on as well, but it is the fourth division so lets focus on Darlo Dogs spot prize and popcorn.
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Obafemi Obsession
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:55 pm 
They forgot to mention the world-famous carvery.
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aido87
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what the fook is a 'machday experience'.
sctatchinghead sctatchinghead sctatchinghead

dopey koontz :roll:
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Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 3:18 pm 
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Would you want to bring family and friends to the Vic... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Poolie of Kent
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What to see a team that's scored only less home League goals then Arsenal....of course !

Better than 83 minutes of boredom watching tumbleweeds go by in the stadium.
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Obafemi Obsession
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 3:41 pm 
I wonder if Darlow will break 3,500 for the first time this season?
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bluemonkey
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Only if the Daggers bring 600 up

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Fetish_Bob
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aido87 wrote:
what the fook is a 'machday experience'.
sctatchinghead sctatchinghead sctatchinghead

dopey koontz :roll:



Here is a definition of Machday, It appears to be more easily understood than why anyone would want to support Darlo. Well it not but I cant understand why people go to watch them either.

http://www.pst.com/cidc.htm

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Hugh's Left Foot
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 4:10 pm 
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"What the fook is a 'machday experience'. sctatchinghead sctatchinghead sctatchinghead "



Something to do with Gillette? League Two - The best a Loid can get :laugh:

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Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex
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Have you got Executive box's ? :roll:
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BillinghamPoolie
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Yes

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aido87
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 4:24 pm 
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no, but we have executive boxEs, you dopey loid gimp :roll:
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grabec
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 4:26 pm 
There's going to be Halloween Fancy Dress. Will anyone spot the difference? sctatchinghead sctatchinghead
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PJ_Poolie
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 4:26 pm 
I'd hazard a guess that we do much better than Darlo commercially Sussex. Our boxes are always full and the various restaurants and packages are very popular. You ring the Vic and try a book a box, there isn't often many left. Several of the games this season are already sold out in that area.

Oh and they don't get 8 year old children to come up with ideas, then get Hutchy to proof read the poster....

I'm actually thinking of going to the Halloween fancy dress competition dressed as George Reynolds.
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Spender
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 5:53 pm 
Only darlo would have a colouring competiton when they play in black and white.

'Howay kids, colour the team shirt and stop pushing my hand off your leg.......' bbolt
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Gibsons Beard
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Hugh's Left Foot wrote:
"What the fook is a 'machday experience'. sctatchinghead sctatchinghead sctatchinghead "



Something to do with Gillette? League Two - The best a Loid can get :laugh:


rolfl rolfl rolfl

It is called a 'machday' experience as watching the loids in that turgid division would have you reaching for a razor blade!!!

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Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex
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This is great day out in fantastic surroundings...I just think it would'nt quite work out for you ...
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Obafemi Obsession
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:29 pm 
Sussex07 wrote:
This is great day out in fantastic surroundings...I just think it would'nt quite work out for you ...


Maybe Sussex compiled this poster? It's wouldn't you doyle! :roll:
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TalbotAvenger
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:39 pm 
Obafemi Obsession wrote:
Sussex07 wrote:
This is great day out in fantastic surroundings...I just think it would'nt quite work out for you ...


Maybe Sussex compiled this poster? It's wouldn't you doyle! :roll:



He is as thick as a whale omelette
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Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex
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TalbotAvenger wrote:
Obafemi Obsession wrote:
Sussex07 wrote:
This is great day out in fantastic surroundings...I just think it would'nt quite work out for you ...


Maybe Sussex compiled this poster? It's wouldn't you doyle! :roll:



He is as thick as a whale omelette


confised Only you could come out with something like that Talbot jeezzz
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MutleyRules
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 9:58 pm 
Sussex07 wrote:
This is great day out in fantastic surroundings...I just think it would'nt quite work out for you ...


Are you gonna' be there like???? :roll: :roll: sctatchinghead


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Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex
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Sussex07 wrote:
This is great day out in fantastic surroundings...I just think it would'nt quite work out for you ...


Are you gonna' be there like???? :roll: :roll: sctatchinghead

Why do you want to come with me clappp Perhaps as a clown .. :laugh: :laugh:
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Obafemi Obsession
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:20 pm 
There's a circus in the town, in the town . . .
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MutleyRules
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Sussex07 wrote:
quote]Why do you want to come with me clappp Perhaps as a clown .. :laugh: :laugh:


Yes please....but only if I can come as this Clown though....

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:coool: :coool:


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thornleypoolie
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I might go to the fancy dress competition dressed as Tino Asprilla, then welcome to the board just before they announce the winner realising i'm at the wrong fancy dress party. bbolt

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Dugoutpaddy
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Carlsberg don't do shitty cheap machday expeerenses...

But Darlo do

popcorn and ice cream eh? whatever next, locals selling burgers from their windows?

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gremmlin
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onion sellers and a clothes pegs stand?

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Mr Ripper
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thornleypoolie wrote:
I might go to the fancy dress competition dressed as Tino Asprilla, then welcome to the board just before they announce the winner realising i'm at the wrong fancy dress party. bbolt


rolfl

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