A joke

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:04 pm

No, not a tale about Poolie of Kent but this......

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and
have dinner with her parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her
boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for
the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he
takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the
pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for
about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and
sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.

The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be
rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet
my parents, come on in!' The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner
table where the girl's parents are seated.

The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head down. 10 minutes pass, and s till no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this
religious.'

The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was
a pharmacist.'

acro_poolie · **Joined:** Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:03 pm **Posts:** 156

parmopooly · **Posted:** Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:45 pm

which one of them acro bars is you then?

acro_poolie · **Joined:** Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:03 pm **Posts:** 156

cant you tell the far left tut

parmopooly · **Posted:** Wed Oct 08, 2008 9:57 pm

of course, the spindly legs are a dead giveaway!!!!
Silly me!!

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:15 pm

the bent one

only kidding!

unohoo · **Joined:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 8:51 pm **Posts:** 656

Took me ages to read that joke. I only got going once I'd scrolled down and lost the avatar.

alybaba · **Posted:** Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:22 pm

A plane develops engine trouble and the pilot says that they have to get rid of weight so some will have to jump to save others.He says we will do it alphabeticaly so its all asians africans caribbians first,a little dark lad said to his father does that mean us then, no said his father we are wogs today. bbolt

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu Oct 09, 2008 6:25 pm

alybaba wrote:

A plane develops engine trouble and the pilot says that they have to get rid of weight so some will have to jump to save others.He says we will do it alphabeticaly so its all asians africans caribbians first,a little dark lad said to his father does that mean us then, no said his father we are wogs today. bbolt

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri Oct 10, 2008 3:57 pm

Africans. Wogs. Ho ho ho.

Truly pathetic.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Fri Oct 10, 2008 5:16 pm

Richard M. Head wrote:

Africans. Wogs. Ho ho ho.

Truly pathetic.

I thought it was totally pathetic too, not funny in the slightest.

unohoo · **Joined:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 8:51 pm **Posts:** 656

I thought it was funny and so did my Asian mate at work.

It's not only the white people that can consider themselves enlightened y'know.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Sat Oct 11, 2008 2:37 pm

It doesn't say a lot for the company you keep.

A joke

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