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 Post subject: The Pools Defensive Sweepstake.
PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:22 pm 
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Put your name down for the minute Pools will concede their first goal against Northampton. The winner gets to sleep with Chipfireball. Get your entries in early or you may be left with Clean sheet.

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1 Just a half please
2 DanielGaunt
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4 Poolie of Kent
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Clean Sheet. gravedisorder

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 Post subject: Re: The Pools Defensive Sweepstake.
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Mr Creosote wrote:
Clean Sheet.



rolfl rolfl rolfl


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 Post subject: Re: The Pools Defensive Sweepstake.
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That is the booby prize sir.

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 Post subject: Re: The Pools Defensive Sweepstake.
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3rd.

Also probably 6th, 10th, 34th, 56th and 87th.

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 Post subject: Re: The Pools Defensive Sweepstake.
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I am going to be stupidly optimistic and predict a clean sheet. It would be typical of Pools to keep one when we are doing such a sweep!!!

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Will McCunnie and Humphreys be our full backs?

If so I'll go for 9.

They'll miss a few sitters and hit the bar and post before they finally score.

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I think we'll almost make it!!

89th.

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 Post subject: Re: The Pools Defensive Sweepstake.
PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 1:55 pm 
45 for me.


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I am going for 6.

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 Post subject: Re: The Pools Defensive Sweepstake.
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I think we will get a win, due a victory.

But for the craic i'll say 23rd minute.

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 Post subject: Re: The Pools Defensive Sweepstake.
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63 for me. but we will already be 3-0 up by then. we will end up winning 4-1 with brown, kyle 2 and jones the scores.







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Clean sheet and we'll win 2-0.

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25th minute

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The Lightning Tree wrote:
Clean sheet and we'll win 2-0.


Clean sheet has already gone. You were too slow.



And it isn't a predict the score thread either. :roll: :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: The Pools Defensive Sweepstake.
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The Lightning Tree wrote:
Clean sheet and we'll win 2-0.


Cleen sheet has gone. Would you like first minute?

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i'll go for 28 mins.


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 Post subject: Re: The Pools Defensive Sweepstake.
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 Post subject: Re: The Pools Defensive Sweepstake.
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hopefully the players will be reading this and will be "up for it," as an idignant reaction to us showing them what we really think of their "efforts"

Has 5 minutes been picked yet?

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if you change that to sleep with miss tigga i might have a go HAHAHA Only joking

I'll go for before 10 so lets see whats left:


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she's bought a strap-on especially :laugh: :laugh:

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loyal blue wrote:
if you change that to sleep with miss tigga i might have a go HAHAHA Only joking

I'll go for before 10 so lets see whats left:


I'll go number 7 minutes


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 Post subject: Re: The Pools Defensive Sweepstake.
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chip fireball wrote:
hang on a fooking second, what is being suggested here is that not only am i going to be the token bunker spectator at the latest away thrashing, but when i get home at daft o clock in the morning from northampton theres going to be some rough pissed up degenerate waiting outside my house so he can put his tail up my bumpty bum.

when in the name of the sweet baby j did agree to this ? sctatchinghead

and why hasnt miss tigga entered ? :evil:


Look on the bright side. If you have a go and win, you can shag yourself.

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 Post subject: Re: The Pools Defensive Sweepstake.
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Ok, i'll go for the 85 minute :razz:

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 Post subject: Re: The Pools Defensive Sweepstake.
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Own goals don't count sctatchinghead


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 4:09 pm 
I'll have the 19th minute please.

We'll have started the game well it will be first time they have threatened.


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 Post subject: Re: The Pools Defensive Sweepstake.
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41 minutes.

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 Post subject: Re: The Pools Defensive Sweepstake.
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20 minutes please.

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18th for me then please!

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94th minute

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 Post subject: Re: The Pools Defensive Sweepstake.
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I say 2 mins. I'll show a bit of faith in them.


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38th Minute then again on 72 mins.

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There'll be no clean sheets once the chip has finished with you as well boys

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31st minute for me please


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15th for me :grin:


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I will take the 54th minute


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I think its shameful that all you negative scroats are predicting that we will concede a goal!!! Hang your heads in shame. Keep the faith rolf

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balltofeet wrote:
38th Minute then again on 72 mins.


The first goal will be scored twice? sctatchinghead

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83rd minute for me.

After Brownie has already notched twice.

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PJ Poolie, your guess was already taken. Please choose again.

Ed the Duck, you cannot have 94th minute. Thems the rules. Any goal scored in injury time will go to the person that chose the 90th minute. Anyway does anyone seriously think we can go that long without conceding. rolfl

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Come on everyone get your guesses in. Just to cheer up chipfireball can we have some real ladies guesses please.

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Am I speaking to myself? Get your entries in. Now.

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Mr Creosote wrote:
Am I speaking to myself? Get your entries in. Now.


Ok ok keep your hair on you fat greedy ponce

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gravedisorder wrote:
Mr Creosote wrote:
Am I speaking to myself? Get your entries in. Now.


Ok ok keep your hair on you fat greedy ponce


No. Fuck off. I'm full

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parmopooly wrote:
jerrst werrn wafferrr theeeen meent


Look. I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off.

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Brilliant to see the optimism on this board like!! Quality.


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