Corporate Hospitality

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:17 pm

You're attending a gay wedding.

ptbap · **Posted:** Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:20 pm

Free food? free bar? Laugh at the smoggies....

I don't see a problem myself.

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:21 pm

Of course you don't need an excuse :roll:

You simply say : sorry, but I'm busy that day. Pull yourself together

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:28 pm

MadJohn wrote:

Why can't you say you're going to Walsall like

Because he's a groveller and doesn't like to say no to the boss. :wink:

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:28 pm

Just a half please wrote:

I cant say no, unless I have a decent excuse.

What a great wet fat toady...... :evil:

Director: Today Mr Half I will be fu cking you up the arse at 11.30am....... :grin:

Mr half : Okay Mr Director, obviously I can't say no, Mr Director, because you are a director, Mr Director, and my anus belongs to you....although I am really an ankle/pasty man myself.....

Man or fat mouse?? confised

loyal blue · **Joined:** Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:53 pm **Posts:** 1912

How about...

"I CANT STAND THE PREMIER LEAGUE, so I am NOT going to support it. Freebie or no freebie?

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:48 pm

If you set one foot in the Stadium Of Smog I will never ever speak to you again, unless the question is 'Do you want a pint Kev,' and the answer will be a monosyllabic grunt worthy of an estimator, but meaning 'yes.'

Can't you get him to buy a box at Pools while he has you over the table at lunchtime?? :roll:

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:50 pm

I've been to the Sewerside Stadium twice.

Both times were on hospitality courtesy of subcontractors.

Both times I got a lift through there and got very drunk and had a thoroughly enjoyable day.

What's the problem?

Salty · **Posted:** Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:52 pm

Mrs S's uncle used to have an executive box thing there a few years ago, I went to a cup game with him...got possibly the pisstest I've ever been...never left the box to watch the match...just drank em dry!!!!

all the posh cocks traet the waitresses like dirt tho, still I never declined when they were clicking their fingers ordering malt whiskey, wine etc!

just go halfer, stop in the box and get bladdered! [can i come an all please?! I can pretend that I know about buildings an that!! I'll even wear a tie :wink:

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Mick Tait's Head Bandage · **Posted:** Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:52 pm

Go Mr Please....i've done the hospitality thing at Bore a few times and its a bloody good day out...and i am a dyed in the wool Poolie and all the rest of it, but it really is an enjoyable day. More so if the smoggies get turned over!

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:00 pm

I suppose Walsall will smell better and eat more fully that day....... :wink:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37339

Go to the boro..... just say ...NO..
As for the assorted gasronomic whores who've been there for a feed and a good day out( surely a contradiction)..YOU can sit happy in the knowledge that you are helping the boro on their way..... stick a poolie on a spit and you'll always find another one to baste him. :roll:

Mick Tait's Head Bandage · **Posted:** Thu Sep 25, 2008 8:51 pm

Quite...

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Sep 25, 2008 8:52 pm

take ill and start spewing up over everybody when you get there.

Dugoutpaddy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 1772

How about
Im not allowed in the boro, you know, about kids n tha, you see ive never fiddled with any, so i'll be an outsider, but if it makes you feel better ill price some bogs that face the pitch...

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