Who is getting excited then?

Salty · **Posted:** Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:04 am

me too!!!
might even give the match a swerve tomorrow! :wink:

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:23 am

Golf's for puffs.

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:25 am

Leave my balls out of this.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:32 am

Howay Europe!!

:roll:

Salty · **Posted:** Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:40 am

I got my work done early this week so I could laze about watching golf today :uhoh:

I have a bad feeling the yanks'll win mind.....its cos Tiger aint playing you see

Salty · **Posted:** Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:51 am

U S GAY!
U S GAY!

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:51 am

If one day the other countries in Europe suddenly decided to take golf seriously and had as many active players as the UK, such that they made up the whole of the Ryder Cup team, would you honestly still be just as interested?

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22659

I'm just going to again check out my "give a f*** " supply...............

nope, all out I'm afraid.

Salty · **Posted:** Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:02 pm

Richard M. Head wrote:

If one day the other countries in Europe suddenly decided to take golf seriously and had as many active players as the UK, such that they made up the whole of the Ryder Cup team, would you honestly still be just as interested?

if it means Ian Poulter never gets picked again....yes!!!

stupoolie · **Posted:** Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:18 pm

Cant beat the Ryder Cup....... But Faldo is an emberassment as captain

TforTurner · **Joined:** Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:37 pm **Posts:** 689

How can you sit and watch Golf??? I enjoy a sesh at the driving range but sitting and watching it... yawn1

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:24 pm

We've made a good start. We've gone 1 up in one of the matches.

I'm a bit disappointed in the media for showing Faldo's "list" of pairings. They could have kept it secret.

This is probably in the only time we are likely to call ourselves Europeans and come under the one common flag of Europe and it's in a sporting event to make sure we beat the Americans ! :laugh:

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:35 pm

Poolie of Kent wrote:

This is probably in the only time we are likely to call ourselves Europeans :laugh:

SO what do you call yourself at other times? Asian? South American?

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:45 pm

Well, I thought we usually hate being part of the European Union and the EEC etc.

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:56 pm

Don't bring North and South into this, we're all Poolies on here you know, besides you're going off subject.

People are probably OK calling themselves geographical Europeans, but struggle with them being political Europeans.

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Fri Sep 19, 2008 3:36 pm

Poolie of Kent wrote:

Don't bring North and South into this, we're all Poolies on here you know, besides you're going off subject.

People are probably OK calling themselves geographical Europeans, but struggle with them being political Europeans.

I bet you're proud of the Empire and the enslaving of millions of our black brothers.

Racist pisspot.

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:19 pm

Leave Kent alone Atweasle he's starting his studies as a Freshman on monday :laugh:

Portsmouth Poolie · **Posted:** Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:36 pm

stupoolie wrote:

Cant beat the Ryder Cup....... But Faldo is an emberassment as captain

Have to agree with that like, it's cringeworthy listening to faldo speaking

Salty · **Posted:** Sat Sep 20, 2008 12:38 am

Faldo's been pisspoor

Gerry Mandrake · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:23 pm **Posts:** 1426

Salty wrote:

Richard M. Head wrote:

If one day the other countries in Europe suddenly decided to take golf seriously and had as many active players as the UK, such that they made up the whole of the Ryder Cup team, would you honestly still be just as interested?

if it means Ian Poulter never gets picked again....yes!!!

Shame 'cos he's been our standout golfer today imo.

EddTheDuck · **Joined:** Sun Mar 18, 2007 6:07 pm **Posts:** 96

I believe that continentally-defined teams have a special term for when they're playing at home. The correct expression is to say that the US Americans are in continent.

Salty · **Posted:** Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:36 am

Gerry Mandrake wrote:

Salty wrote:

Richard M. Head wrote:

If one day the other countries in Europe suddenly decided to take golf seriously and had as many active players as the UK, such that they made up the whole of the Ryder Cup team, would you honestly still be just as interested?

if it means Ian Poulter never gets picked again....yes!!!

Shame 'cos he's been our standout golfer today imo.

I agree, I just have this irrational dislike of him...

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Sep 20, 2008 6:01 pm

To be honest I'd rather sew my foreskin to my eyelid, throw pepper in my eye and toss myself to death through the resultant fluttering than watch some over inflated Americans try and cheat their way to winning a trophy that anyone on that course could make out of the loose cash down the back of their third homes settee.

If we want to beat the Americans by being European, lets invade their country and f ook 'em right up by closing down House of Pancakes, MacDonalds and Pepsi Cola. They'd starve in 20 minutes. clappp

stupoolie · **Posted:** Sat Sep 20, 2008 6:50 pm

AND BACK TO THE TOPIC......

Can Europe do it?A couple of wins in the second afternoon session for the European lads and were right back in it

Theres been some cracking golf on show so far and its been an exciting spectacle thats for sure

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Sep 20, 2008 7:39 pm

I Zoomed through this Thread in 3 Seconds....is that a record????

JohnnyMars · **Joined:** Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:24 am **Posts:** 2471

Golf? ffs...

baby lemonade · **Posted:** Sat Sep 20, 2008 8:45 pm

JohnnyMars wrote:

Golf? ffs...

exactly!!! fucking golf!!!????? its not even a sport!!!! its a sign that youve given up on life, no wonder its inhabited by wannabe middle class idiots with erectile disfunction!!

Portsmouth Poolie · **Posted:** Sat Sep 20, 2008 8:50 pm

baby lemonade wrote:

JohnnyMars wrote:

Golf? ffs...

exactly!!! f*** golf!!!????? its not even a sport!!!! its a sign that youve given up on life, no wonder its inhabited by wannabe middle class idiots with erectile disfunction!!

How is it not a sport like?

baby lemonade · **Posted:** Sat Sep 20, 2008 10:52 pm

because its a game...like darts or twister

Gerry Mandrake · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:23 pm **Posts:** 1426

Salty wrote:

I agree, I just have this irrational dislike of him...

He's flying for us again, him & McDowell played well & Poulter just wasn't missing much.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37336

Crazy golf= top notch fun...GOLF = pretencious , vulgar, lower middle class aspiationinoal attempt of a 'sport' by those who wish the world to think they've achieved something in life...a guffawing sneering past-time that suspends the players sense of dress and appeals to pushy social climbers of the world....... if it's a sport' so's darts and snooker..... it's a business contact past-time as Mark Twain said...'a good walk ruined'. As for watching it.... I'D RATHER WATCH CEMENT SET. :evil:

Salty · **Posted:** Sun Sep 21, 2008 10:46 am

Gerry Mandrake wrote:

Salty wrote:

I agree, I just have this irrational dislike of him...

He's flying for us again, him & McDowell played well & Poulter just wasn't missing much.

aye he was good weren't he?!

Imust say he went up in my estimations when he gave that wanker Kim a mouthful when he was celebrating in his face!

wasn't too sure about the stuart peirce celebrations tho.....

we're gonna get mullered today
reverse psychology,reverse psychology

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:02 am

JohnnyMars wrote:

Gold? ffs...

Yeah it is a bit ostentatious isnit. I quite like titanium meself.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:05 am

Snowy wrote:

Crazy golf= top notch fun...GOLF = pretencious , vulgar, lower middle class aspiationinoal attempt of a 'sport' by those who wish the world to think they've achieved something in life...a guffawing sneering past-time that suspends the players sense of dress and appeals to pushy social climbers of the world....... if it's a sport' so's darts and snooker..... it's a business contact past-time as Mark Twain said...'a good walk ruined'. As for watching it.... I'D RATHER WATCH CEMENT SET. :evil:

What a load of bitter and twisted old toss.

Portsmouth Poolie · **Posted:** Mon Sep 22, 2008 1:14 pm

Mr Ripper wrote:

Snowy wrote:

Crazy golf= top notch fun...GOLF = pretencious , vulgar, lower middle class aspiationinoal attempt of a 'sport' by those who wish the world to think they've achieved something in life...a guffawing sneering past-time that suspends the players sense of dress and appeals to pushy social climbers of the world....... if it's a sport' so's darts and snooker..... it's a business contact past-time as Mark Twain said...'a good walk ruined'. As for watching it.... I'D RATHER WATCH CEMENT SET. :evil:

What a load of bitter and twisted old toss.

I couldn't agree more, Mr Snowy fair enough you don't like golf but some people do, just accept it!

TforTurner · **Joined:** Wed Sep 03, 2008 12:37 pm **Posts:** 689

So we got more point then?

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Mon Sep 22, 2008 1:48 pm

It's like show jumping.

Horses are only good for two things ... HORSE MEAT and WANKING OFF. :evil:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37336

Mr Ripper wrote:

Snowy wrote:

Crazy golf= top notch fun...GOLF = pretencious , vulgar, lower middle class aspiationinoal attempt of a 'sport' by those who wish the world to think they've achieved something in life...a guffawing sneering past-time that suspends the players sense of dress and appeals to pushy social climbers of the world....... if it's a sport' so's darts and snooker..... it's a business contact past-time as Mark Twain said...'a good walk ruined'. As for watching it.... I'D RATHER WATCH CEMENT SET. :evil:

What a load of bitter and twisted old toss.

...as he tucks his plus fours in and slips fluflily into middle age.
rolfl

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:41 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

It's like show jumping.

Horses are only good for two things ... HORSE MEAT and WANKING OFF. :evil:

Oh come on Mr Atweazle, you must have lifted a tail or two in your time?? Who made those footprints on the milking stool up at Elwick?? :grin:

Who is getting excited then?

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