Noel Edmonds

TheGingerPoolie · **Posted:** Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:13 pm

His parents are orbs! Ban all immigrants! The BBC's TV licence is shit, he tells the BBC!

What next, Venus is made of felt? He thinks in infra-red? He plays Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and wins?

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:44 pm

And this is the same bloke who us Licence Payers in the 70's/80's and 90's made a fecking Millionaire by paying the fecking fee!!!! banghead

I can't remember him complaining much then like!!!! :evil:

TheGingerPoolie · **Posted:** Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:45 pm

Dead bloke on TV show? :shock:

The guy's a cock

pooliehepple · **Joined:** Wed May 14, 2008 11:18 pm **Posts:** 66

TheGingerPoolie wrote:

His parents are orbs! Ban all immigrants! The BBC's TV licence is shiit, he tells the BBC!

What next, Venus is made of felt? He thinks in infra-red? He plays Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and wins?

ooooo the little banker!!

tonyparry · **Posted:** Wed Sep 17, 2008 12:09 am

HE didnt actually kill anyone of course ! a guy died whilst carrying out a stunt (Bungee jump i think) and if his present gilrfriend is approx 22 years younger than him that would probably make her in her 40's ? hardly an infant!
Now come on before we attack someone lets have all our figures and facts !!!!

By the way i think he's a tosser :laugh:

Thinwall · **Posted:** Wed Sep 17, 2008 12:21 am

Edmonds on the drums

sorry.

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:27 pm

Swap Shop never came anywhere near Tiswas anyway, so it was a non-starter in our house no matter how many tears from the children. :grin:

'Touch that television and I'll break your fingers!!!! Sally James might come on!!' :evil:

She never did though, she must have been through the change or summat..... :roll:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:34 pm

"Take the orbs. There are two, about the size of melons, which accompany Edmonds wherever he goes – or so he says. One sits on his arm, the other around the right shoulder. They are invisible to the naked eye, but show up, glowing, on digital photographs. They are, he explains, the souls of his father, Dudley, who died in 1990, and his mother, Lydia, who died in 2004.

Edmonds, 59, first noticed the orbs after his girlfriend, Liz Davies, 22 years his junior, introduced him to the theory of Cosmic Ordering. He claims to have loads of digital photographs of Mum and Dad, orbing."

The Thick Beardy Tvvat obviously doesn't know anything about Digital Cameras!!!! :roll:

The 'Orbs' are caused by dust particles, rain, snow, fog, etc etc!!!! confised

It's something to do with the Flash being to close to the lens....I think!!!! confised

Here's a Photo I took at this years Wickerman Festival....

The 'Orbs' on the photo are caused by the Water Particles which make up the Fog which was very dense that night!!!! confised

Like I said....Thick Beardy Tvvat!!!! :roll:

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:38 pm

That must be Noel Edmonds Dad just above that drunk lad with the baseball cap on howling at the moon. :grin:

Top bloke Mr Edmonds I hope you enjoyed the Wickerman, even as a spore...... clappp

Your Noels a right bounder though....... :coool:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:40 pm

Here's a link explaining the 'Orb' bollox and it's from a Paranormal site....

http://www.castleofspirits.com/orbs.html

:grin:

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:42 pm

chip fireball wrote:

, but several people close to the show commented at the time

What more evidence could you ask for.Obviously guilty & deserves the gallows.

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Wed Sep 17, 2008 5:50 pm

Just watched an episode of it now.

My mum agrees with half the Bunker that he's a "tosser".

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Wed Sep 17, 2008 6:08 pm

chip fireball wrote:

the bloke has zero talent and is an attention seeking tosspot.

Agreed.

Still doesnt make him guilty of murder though.

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:13 pm

GroovyCrimes wrote:

chip fireball wrote:

the bloke has zero talent and is an attention seeking tosspot.

Agreed.

Still doesnt make him guilty of murder though.

And he wants us all to be nice to each other, so say something nice about him Chip!

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