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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Should I Go The Doctors????
PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 2:42 pm 
Everytime I have something to eat within 30 minutes I have Diaor....Diahoe....the shits!!!! :evil: :evil:

Is that normal???? sctatchinghead sctatchinghead

Serious question so only serious answers apply!!!! :grin:

Just off to the toi.... bbolt


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gremmlin
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colonic irrigation mutt the only answer :coool:
had the same trouble in thr summer went for a check and nothing but infection cleared shortly after

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Get yourself some diacalm.. works a treat :wink:
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Your poor workmates :grin: Did'nt you shit yourself in Blackpool as well :laugh:
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try going to bed at a decent time instead of posting on here at stupid o'clock in the morning.

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The Lightning Tree
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Probably Irittable Bowel, try fybogel usually work but ytou need to eat healthier meals, maybe more fibre and cut out the alchohol :razz:

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Cornelius Atweasle
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Wire brush and dettol. :coool:
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Spender
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Get pulled through with a Christmas tree?? :uhoh:
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ElvisAintDead wrote:
Mutters, I don't wish to scare you but I would get it checked out as that's one of the symptoms of Crohnes Disease.


Its also a sympton of lots of other much less serious things, but i agree you are always better to go to the doctor. Most likely thing is spastic colon also known as irritable bowel syndrome, for which he'll probably prescribe you colofac a muscle relaxant for your colon.....
Any other symptoms?

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MutleyRules wrote:
Everytime I have something to eat within 30 minutes I have Diaor....Diahoe....the shits!!!! :evil: :evil:

Is that normal???? sctatchinghead sctatchinghead

Serious question so only serious answers apply!!!! :grin:

Just off to the toi.... bbolt


Just stop eating.

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PJ_Poolie
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:20 pm 
Tree_With_Hamster wrote:
MutleyRules wrote:
Everytime I have something to eat within 30 minutes I have Diaor....Diahoe....the shits!!!! :evil: :evil:

Is that normal???? sctatchinghead sctatchinghead

Serious question so only serious answers apply!!!! :grin:

Just off to the toi.... bbolt


Just stop eating.


Are you Victoria Beckham's GP or something?
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katcha
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could be anything from a trifling heliobacter infection, to IBS to something of the gravitas that EAD said.

Get it checked out

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A good arse warmer from an Indian's, thats what you need to flush yourself out
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Cornelius Atweasle
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Is that some kind of Asian homo?
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