the wife is a food pervert [she likes such attrocities as marmite and them cockles in a jar, oh and them minging crab stick things], and insists on quartering her orange with the peel on.

I think though that this is the disgusting way to eat an orange as you get all that peel taste in yer mouth.

I'm a peeler!!!!

Peelers rule!



what thinketh you's?!

Quarters are the way. That way when you eat each one you can pretend that you have a set of orange teeth. All the other stuff is minging though, especially the marmite.

you're not being specific enough. are you just talking about oranges, or mandarins and satsumas as well ?

make yourself clear, goddamn it

Of course you take off the skin and divide the orange up into little boats

peeler till i die!!

my daughter is also a peeler, so there is 2 to add to your klub!

then again i have to tell her she is eating dorothy, tin man, scare crow and lion just to get her to eat the damn thing, stupid frigging mcdonalds generation!

just oranges.
all kinds too them little rock hard ones that take a week to peel and them big massive ones with a bonus orange at the bottom bit...!

how can you quarter those ones eh?!

So I'm in my own unique clique, along with your wife of course Salty.

I like the cut of your jib!
bonus fun factor in peeling!



Peelers of the world unite and take over!!

yes, you're called weirdo's

Where's the button for "inserted"?

Where's the button for "hate the fookin things"?

Ever since a bad night on the Southern Comfort, I cant stand the taste, smell or even the feel of the rancid little thingss.

Is it raining, Salty??

no

the cheeky meff has just had the audacity to call us peelers perverts!!!!!



unbe-frigging-lievable!

You mean you take the skin off or spit it out??

Freak, just shove the whole shooting match in a bun and you've got raw marmalade on toast.

It's cuts down your 'carbon idiot...I mean foot print.'

noooo, I mean the whole half time orange scenario where one bites the juicy stuff and chucks the skin....its a rotten way to eat an orange.

Yep, that's me, if it's them ones where the skin is a bit 'shit to a blanket' then yep, suck the little bugger dry. If it's satsumas or similar where a good hard stare removes the peel, then cram the whole lot in yer kisser, that's me too.

Horses for courses.

And of course, sheep fuc sheep......

I'm a juicer meself like

oranges are mingin

i also quarter me oranges......and love marmite and yummy crab sticks hmmmmmm.
you'd think me and your missus were related.
DEATH TO PEELERS!

Oh my God! the horrors you must've eaten in your lifetime.......!


this is a man who ate a yoghurt with a prawn cocktail crisp cos he didn't have a spoon




I know who's winning....

Happy days.
That was when we went busking and Richard took all the proper money and left us with the 2p's.......basted.
Did you get that code by the way?

yep, got it!


I still hate that bas-tard for swiping all our busking money! the prick