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 Post subject: The silly season....
PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:12 pm 
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..was higlighted with a vengeance last night in the Mail, when it featured a young lady with a birthmark that looks like a map of the UK complete with vague photo of the said birthmark and a picture of a map of the UK for comparison purposes.... :roll: Can anyone begin to explain this urge in people to contact the mail over rsomething as banal as this........... sctatchinghead

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 Post subject: Re: The silly season....
PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:15 pm 
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..was higlighted with a vengeance last night in the Mail, when it featured a young lady with a birthmark that looks like a map of the UK complete with vague photo of the said birthmark and a picture of a map of the UK for comparison purposes.... :roll: Can anyone begin to explain this urge in people to contact the mail over rsomething as banal as this........... sctatchinghead


Your just jelous. bbolt


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 Post subject: Re: The silly season....
PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:31 pm 
Our lass has Vaginal Lips that look like Norfolk....but I haven't told no fecker!!!! confised confised confised

PS....And they're about as big as Suffolk!!!! :shock: :shock: :uhoh:

Say feck all.... bbolt :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: The silly season....
PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:33 pm 
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Snowy wrote:
..was higlighted with a vengeance last night in the Mail, when it featured a young lady with a birthmark that looks like a map of the UK complete with vague photo of the said birthmark and a picture of a map of the UK for comparison purposes.... :roll: Can anyone begin to explain this urge in people to contact the mail over rsomething as banal as this........... sctatchinghead


Exactly. I've got the town i was born in tattooed on me nudger but i wouldn't approach the mail with the story! :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: The silly season....
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MutleyRules wrote:
Our lass has Vaginal Lips that look like Norfolk....but I haven't told no fecker!!!! confised confised confised

PS....And they're about as big as Suffolk!!!! :shock: :shock: :uhoh:

Say feck all.... bbolt :laugh:


Page 1 news that, Mr M. clappp clappp clappp :laugh: :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: The silly season....
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I saw a wasp this morning that looked like Charlton Heston.

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 Post subject: Re: The silly season....
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Now you're being silly. :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: The silly season....
PostPosted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 12:31 pm 
my nipples look like christopher lee's eyes! :-o


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 Post subject: Re: The silly season....
PostPosted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 12:32 pm 
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: The silly season....
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I was tidying my sock drawer this morning, putting all the socks into nice matched pairs. When I reached the end though, to my dismay, there were two odd socks left.
Imagine my surprise when I noticed one of them looked just like a chicken nugget.



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Then when I looked at it closer I was even more surprised because it looked just like Garfield.

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 Post subject: Re: The silly season....
PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:23 pm 
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3Quid wrote:
Snowy wrote:
..was higlighted with a vengeance last night in the Mail, when it featured a young lady with a birthmark that looks like a map of the UK complete with vague photo of the said birthmark and a picture of a map of the UK for comparison purposes.... :roll: Can anyone begin to explain this urge in people to contact the mail over rsomething as banal as this........... sctatchinghead


Exactly. I've got the town i was born in tattooed on me nudger but i wouldn't approach the mail with the story! :roll:



well aye, you cant even fit "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch." your forehead never mind your knob!


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 Post subject: Re: The silly season....
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i had a shite this morning that looked like nothing on earth :shock:

bloody egyptian street sushi vendors !! :evil:


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 Post subject: Re: The silly season....
PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:51 pm 
My middle toes on me right foot, in the right light, look like the north end of the Red Sea so much so that I call one Aqaba and the other one Nile. Sadly they have never responded with a pet name for me, but if they do obviously the exclusive will be posted on the Bunker. :wink:


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 Post subject: Re: The silly season....
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Funny you should say that, i've just spotted this on one of my mates facebook account.....

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 Post subject: Re: The silly season....
PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:41 pm 
I sincerely hope Rowntree's never include them in their fruity sweet offerings....... :shock: :shock:


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