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Spender
 Post subject: Have You Ever.......
PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 5:23 pm 
Followed through?? confised

You know, when brown meets canvas?? confised

There was a lovely story in the Biz a bit back about a Poolie who'd had his fill of beer and curry after the Burton Cup game, and was snapping one off, or rather jetting one out, when a train pulled in on the other platform and caught him pants mid thigh. :shock:

So, having the tropical quick step and a near miss this evening, I just wondered like........ :grin: :grin:
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 5:49 pm 
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Spender wrote:
Followed through?? confised

You know, when brown meets canvas?? confised

There was a lovely story in the Biz a bit back about a Poolie who'd had his fill of beer and curry after the Burton Cup game, and was snapping one off, or rather jetting one out, when a train pulled in on the other platform and caught him pants mid thigh. :shock:

So, having the tropical quick step and a near miss this evening, I just wondered like........ :grin: :grin:



Yes :grin:

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Jonny
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:46 pm 
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Yes one night in 42 in around 2002. My best DKNY duds well and truly caked so I dumped them in the male bogs, I feel sorry for the person that found them splattered with poo soup. It was a good night up until that point but sadly the relief that I thought I'd get from trumpetting one out turned into despair as I realised what had happened. I couldn't believe it......
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Salty
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 7:11 pm 
no, but I'm sure that day is just around the corner......
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Several times whilst serving her Majesty from the ages of 17 to 23. Usually as a result of over celebrating a midweek sporting success in the nearest station Rugby Club.

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MutleyRules
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:13 pm 
Yes....the weekend just gone in Blackpool!!!! :uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh:

Went in to watch The Rezilos but the sound was shite so we went and had a sit down at the back on the floor!!!! confised

One fart later my duds were quite damp!!!! confised confised

I went back to the B&B and had a shower....it was a badun'!!!! :uhoh: :uhoh:

I hoyed my duds out of the window and when we all came back about 2.30am I took great delight in pointing them out to the lads!!!! clappp rolf :laugh:

The next morning they had disappeared!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :laugh:


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parmopooly
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:10 am 
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I we were going to get a Rory Gallagher song at the start of this thread

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Spender
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:26 pm 
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I we were going to get a Rory Gallagher song at the start of this thread


Someone's avoiding the subject. :laugh: :laugh:

I mean with your diet and drinking habits??? :shock: :shock:

I think there's a few shrinking violets on here. :grin: :grin:
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I can't tell the difference actually :uhoh:

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