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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: Gov. Bill to reuce Police paperwork.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:02 am 
No....it's even easier than that....

Get people in to do the paperwork and stop giving fecking targets to get to!!!! :evil: banghead :evil: banghead :evil:


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Splod
 Post subject: Re: Gov. Bill to reuce Police paperwork.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:20 am 
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Stop the plod issuing so many speeding tickets. Take their fooookin cameras off them.



It might be a bit extreme - but you could move to Swindon
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wilt ... 506689.stm clappp clappp clappp

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:34 am 
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I took this at face value and expected to read about a bill to RE-USE paperwork!
I know they are eroding privacy like there was no tomorrow but still!!

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:38 am 
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It might be a bit extreme - but you could move to Swindon
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wilt ... 506689.stm clappp clappp clappp


Can anybody make any kind of sense out all out of this statement from a govt. official:
"Safety cameras are there to save lives not to make money. There are 1,475 fewer deaths and serious injuries at camera sites each year."

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:40 am 
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at each and every site? :laugh:

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Matty_Robson's_Chin
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On my way to hospital today i saw a plane white motor bike by the road i thought 'what the hell is that guy doing' then i saw his camera hid beside his bike. coppers are cheeky barstewards aint they!!
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Mr Ripper
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:49 pm 
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That'll teach you for going to hospital then won't it.

It's no doubt a Government ploy to heap fines on people using the NHS to try and discourage them from using the service.

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PoolieBarnes
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:55 pm 
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"Safety cameras are there to save lives not to make money. There are 1,475 fewer deaths and serious injuries at camera sites each year."


That's a load of 5hite. rage
Well in that case, why don't they just issue penalty points and do away with fines!

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Spender
 Post subject: Re: Gov. Bill to reduce Police paperwork.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:13 pm 
But there aren't 1,475 less deaths on the roads. The actual death toll has gone up year on year. 99.9% of motorists who pay these fines never damage a twig.

Might I recommend membership of Motorists Against Detection?? :grin: :grin:

Google 'em!! clappp clappp
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