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 Post subject: I Can't Believe This....
PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:39 am 
Listen....right....Me and Mr.Parmo sorted tonight out....we knew we were having a drink....but where....his or ours???? sctatchinghead sctatchinghead sctatchinghead

Anyway....it was his....he Phoned me and said....'Dutley....come round ours cos it's just started'!!!!

Over the moon....Me and Mrs.Mutley are watching the Footy!!!! :grin: :grin: :grin:

We....ie....the Mutley's....turn up round the Parmo's....he's only watching FECKING 'EASTENDERS'!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:

Me and the Girls ask for the Football....(some of the girls have bets on Russia. etc)....

'NO'....Mr.Parmo says....'Tonight Marie turns up and kills the babies Mother'!!!!! sctatchinghead sctatchinghead sctatchinghead

To cut a long story short....MR.PARMO....was allowed to watch that shite....all the Girls in the House....and Me....had to watch the NEWS for the scores!!!! confised confised confised

And this Bloke....Parmo....calls himself a Football Fan....well let me tell you....everyfecker....he's more worried what will happen to Bianca's Kids than Hartlepool United!!!! confised

He actually got angry about Eastenders tonight that it was a Double Bill....usually he gets Texts Alerts about that happening with Eastenders and Emmerdale....(he hates Cora!!!!)....but tonight his mText alerts let him down!!!! :evil: confised confised

And I feel guilty cos I was watching Newsnight when he actually realised that he'd missed the vote on Big Brother!!!! confised confised

I was going to tell him him now who got 'Evicted' out of BB....but that can wait till tomorrow....He's a mate and I don't want to upset him!!!! confised confised :grin:


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 Post subject: Re: I Can't Believe This....
PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:12 am 
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Who are Marie and Bianca? sctatchinghead

Do they play for Portugal?

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 Post subject: Re: I Can't Believe This....
PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:21 am 
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Jesus, it's like an online fecking Miriam's casebook on here during the small hours!!

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 Post subject: Re: I Can't Believe This....
PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:22 am 
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Dear Deadrie....

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 Post subject: Re: I Can't Believe This....
PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:55 pm 
:uhoh: :uhoh: To cut a long story short.... :laugh: ....I went round Parmo's expecting to watch the Football....but he wanted to watch Eastenders first so I missed 3/4's of the game!!!! :evil: :evil: :grin:


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 Post subject: Re: I Can't Believe This....
PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:23 pm 
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I refer the honourable gentleman to the times of my posts on here last night!!!!!

PS how come he knows the names of all these people??
Dropped himself right in it there!!!!

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 Post subject: Re: I Can't Believe This....
PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:54 pm 
I couldn't help but know the names of the characters....you were giving me a running commentary last night whilst you were watching it!!!! confised :laugh: :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: I Can't Believe This....
PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:58 pm 
You want your heads banging together, the pair of you....... :evil: :evil: :grin:


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 Post subject: Re: I Can't Believe This....
PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:31 pm 
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the women don't seem able to survive without watching this sort of whining shite. Me and Mutters would have went upsatirs to the bedroom to watch the footy, but we would have been accused of worse things than watching soap programmes!! :laugh: :laugh:

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